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memesyouhard
For: I wanna get Cultured
For: I wanna get Cultured
Pretty much a classic that most fangamers will play at some point. I'll give a rundown of my thoughts:
The game starts off well, stage 1 contains mostly easy needle screens that shouldn't be too much of an issue even for beginners. Stage 2 builds on this adding in more gimmicky screens, not my favourite type of platforming but still fun. Things get a little trickier in stage 3, the I wanna be the diverse screen with the springs took quite a bit of time, as did the V6 screen from boshy.
Stage 4 changes things up a little, the entire stage is one giant tower built of two screens consisting of medium difficulty needle. You see the profiles of various members of the Wannabe's from Twitch as you ascend. The music is incredible to this stage and got me feeling super pumped. This combined probably made it my favourite stage but I can see why people would complain that it didn't fit the "medley" theme. Perhaps if it were placed later on in the game it would be better.
Stage 5 starts off with Celebrate 100, Lizardmaster, Pleasure, Wanyaaa... All easy screens no harder than anything faced before. Then suddenly you're given Conquer 100 Trials. Oh boy this is a difficulty spike, this screen probably took me nearly as long as the entire tower in stage 4. Immediately following this screen is NANG which was even harder still. These two screens were the hardest of all the first 6 stages + stage rush which made me think they should have appeared later. The rest of stage 5 however was way easier.
Stage 6 gives screens with longer saves that test your ability to not choke at the end (not so good for me but whatever Kappa). I remember the Celebrate 100 screen being the most annoying that even got me to practice a certain jump in jtool. After stage 6 you're onto stage rush.
Stage Rush was one of my favourite parts of the game, I felt immersed in each zone and really enjoyed the platforming and balance. The last Locus save I remember being particularly rough but nothing too bad.
Following stage rush are the original screens, these are far harder than anything else in the game so far. One particular screen was by far the worst in the game and sadly affected my score: The jump refresher screen is simply not fun. Long saves are plentiful that require many attempts to beat, this makes it even harder to beat as my fingers get more and more tired the longer it goes on. Save 4, the one where you climb up a spike wall is possibly the most cancerous save I've ever had the displeasure of playing. A solid ~40mins was spent trying to grind past it with the only thing keeping me motivated being that "Surely anything after is better than this," fortunately I was correct as the rest of the original screens are fun and well designed. This honestly makes me wonder why this particular screen is in the game.
Miku Tyson chase clearly took a lot from Big Kid Chase in Kamilia 2 while still being original. The difficulty felt about right with the very last save of the game appropriately being the hardest in the area. Then you're at the final boss: Biff.
Firstly I'll admit I did abuse the R/Q glitch. This is simply because I'm hopelessly bad at gimmick screens and otherwise it would just become an RNG grind until I get a desired one that I could beat. The boss becomes far far more balanced with this glitch and overall just a more fun experience. For the fight itself: There are three phases of increasing difficulty. I liked the idea of shooting the balls Biff fires back at him to deal damage, particularly in the third phase where the aimed Sun is coming after you it feels particularly epic.
Overall the final Boss isn't too bad and the game as a whole is good but still has flaws. However the devs clearly went above and beyond with Cultured 2 so they clearly listened to some of the opinions posted here. I enjoyed my Cultured experience overall and will definitely look to beat the sequel in the future :)
[5] Likes
The game starts off well, stage 1 contains mostly easy needle screens that shouldn't be too much of an issue even for beginners. Stage 2 builds on this adding in more gimmicky screens, not my favourite type of platforming but still fun. Things get a little trickier in stage 3, the I wanna be the diverse screen with the springs took quite a bit of time, as did the V6 screen from boshy.
Stage 4 changes things up a little, the entire stage is one giant tower built of two screens consisting of medium difficulty needle. You see the profiles of various members of the Wannabe's from Twitch as you ascend. The music is incredible to this stage and got me feeling super pumped. This combined probably made it my favourite stage but I can see why people would complain that it didn't fit the "medley" theme. Perhaps if it were placed later on in the game it would be better.
Stage 5 starts off with Celebrate 100, Lizardmaster, Pleasure, Wanyaaa... All easy screens no harder than anything faced before. Then suddenly you're given Conquer 100 Trials. Oh boy this is a difficulty spike, this screen probably took me nearly as long as the entire tower in stage 4. Immediately following this screen is NANG which was even harder still. These two screens were the hardest of all the first 6 stages + stage rush which made me think they should have appeared later. The rest of stage 5 however was way easier.
Stage 6 gives screens with longer saves that test your ability to not choke at the end (not so good for me but whatever Kappa). I remember the Celebrate 100 screen being the most annoying that even got me to practice a certain jump in jtool. After stage 6 you're onto stage rush.
Stage Rush was one of my favourite parts of the game, I felt immersed in each zone and really enjoyed the platforming and balance. The last Locus save I remember being particularly rough but nothing too bad.
Following stage rush are the original screens, these are far harder than anything else in the game so far. One particular screen was by far the worst in the game and sadly affected my score: The jump refresher screen is simply not fun. Long saves are plentiful that require many attempts to beat, this makes it even harder to beat as my fingers get more and more tired the longer it goes on. Save 4, the one where you climb up a spike wall is possibly the most cancerous save I've ever had the displeasure of playing. A solid ~40mins was spent trying to grind past it with the only thing keeping me motivated being that "Surely anything after is better than this," fortunately I was correct as the rest of the original screens are fun and well designed. This honestly makes me wonder why this particular screen is in the game.
Miku Tyson chase clearly took a lot from Big Kid Chase in Kamilia 2 while still being original. The difficulty felt about right with the very last save of the game appropriately being the hardest in the area. Then you're at the final boss: Biff.
Firstly I'll admit I did abuse the R/Q glitch. This is simply because I'm hopelessly bad at gimmick screens and otherwise it would just become an RNG grind until I get a desired one that I could beat. The boss becomes far far more balanced with this glitch and overall just a more fun experience. For the fight itself: There are three phases of increasing difficulty. I liked the idea of shooting the balls Biff fires back at him to deal damage, particularly in the third phase where the aimed Sun is coming after you it feels particularly epic.
Overall the final Boss isn't too bad and the game as a whole is good but still has flaws. However the devs clearly went above and beyond with Cultured 2 so they clearly listened to some of the opinions posted here. I enjoyed my Cultured experience overall and will definitely look to beat the sequel in the future :)
Rating: 7.0 70
Difficulty: 60 60
Sep 9, 2016
Rea
For: I wanna megpoid the Music
For: I wanna megpoid the Music
Pretty good short game.
Not a bad traps, cute song, nice music.
Would recommend
[0] Likes
Not a bad traps, cute song, nice music.
Would recommend
Rating: 6.5 65
Difficulty: 30 30
Sep 9, 2016
Drug_Solo
For: I wanna be the MC
For: I wanna be the MC
The bosses are giant cherries with over9000hp.\
[0] Likes
Rating: N/A
Difficulty: N/A
Sep 9, 2016
lJaden
For: if(I wanna get the good luck){with(kakki){destroy! kill! genocide!}}柿デスver
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For: if(I wanna get the good luck){with(kakki){destroy! kill! genocide!}}柿デスver
[0] Likes
Rating: 10.0 100
Difficulty: 82 82
Sep 9, 2016
lJaden
For: if(I wanna be the GOD){with(†耐久神you†){instance_destroy()} 神デスver
[0] Likes
For: if(I wanna be the GOD){with(†耐久神you†){instance_destroy()} 神デスver
[0] Likes
Rating: 10.0 100
Difficulty: 82 82
Sep 9, 2016
MediocrityOrBust
For: I Wanna Find A Test Player
For: I Wanna Find A Test Player
First fangame clear! Woot!
This game is fun for a beginner, has plenty of humor to make you smile, and short as not to overstay its welcome.
As mentioned in an earlier review, the humor references a lot of fangame culture. As a guy who has watched many fangame playthroughs but is complete trash at doing them himself, it felt as though this game was made specifically for folks like me. If you have watched lots of the Wannabes on Twitch but are hesitant on the barrier of entry, I wouldn't hesitate to recommend this game.
[1] Like
This game is fun for a beginner, has plenty of humor to make you smile, and short as not to overstay its welcome.
As mentioned in an earlier review, the humor references a lot of fangame culture. As a guy who has watched many fangame playthroughs but is complete trash at doing them himself, it felt as though this game was made specifically for folks like me. If you have watched lots of the Wannabes on Twitch but are hesitant on the barrier of entry, I wouldn't hesitate to recommend this game.
Rating: 8.5 85
Difficulty: 12 12
Sep 9, 2016
lJaden
For: I wanna Celebrait Gil's Verdei
For: I wanna Celebrait Gil's Verdei
I Like it.
[1] Like
Rating: 10.0 100
Difficulty: 100 100
Sep 9, 2016
MauricioJuegaIWBT [Creator]
For: I wanna Celebrait Gil's Verdei
For: I wanna Celebrait Gil's Verdei
BestGeim
New description 11-jun-24:
It's been a long time, and I felt the need to add some context of why we did this game
When Guille and King did a fangame for my birthday they did a joke fangame so I would react to the game thinking it was the real one, and this was very fun lmao
And for this reason for Guille's Birthday we decided to make something similar
Guille's favorite jump in fangames is the "Diamond", every time Guille saw this jump he always want to did it, no matter what
So the fun of this is make a joke fangame where you can't do a Diamond, King's joke is the red section and the blue section is from me
If by chance you get curious of his reaction you can find it in this video
https://youtu.be/MA_KhjW_ox0?si=ODhyLKXUpkYfgeAq&t=500
(Spanish btw)
That's all, thx for reading o/
(btw the rating 10 and diff 0 is to cancel King's rating xd)
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New description 11-jun-24:
It's been a long time, and I felt the need to add some context of why we did this game
When Guille and King did a fangame for my birthday they did a joke fangame so I would react to the game thinking it was the real one, and this was very fun lmao
And for this reason for Guille's Birthday we decided to make something similar
Guille's favorite jump in fangames is the "Diamond", every time Guille saw this jump he always want to did it, no matter what
So the fun of this is make a joke fangame where you can't do a Diamond, King's joke is the red section and the blue section is from me
If by chance you get curious of his reaction you can find it in this video
https://youtu.be/MA_KhjW_ox0?si=ODhyLKXUpkYfgeAq&t=500
(Spanish btw)
That's all, thx for reading o/
(btw the rating 10 and diff 0 is to cancel King's rating xd)
Rating: 10.0 100
Difficulty: 0 0
Sep 9, 2016
Delicious Fruit