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nops
For: I wanna be the H
For: I wanna be the H
best trash fangame since pharaoh
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Rating: 7.0 70
Difficulty: 45 45
Jul 25, 2015
TheAlmightyWall
For: I wanna be the Rex
For: I wanna be the Rex
Well, this game was an experience.
Let's start with the platforming. Throughout all the stages, the platforming has been somewhat consistent difficulty-wise. It had quite a few of overused jumps, but not really close to an extent were it got too annoying. The problem for me was mostly the traps, although some of them were kind of funny, a lot of them felt completely unnecessary and were simply there to hinder your progress, instead of making you laugh. I think the game would have been a lot better, if there weren't as many traps. Additionally the game features signs with skulls on them, which should signify that there are traps nearby. That feature was completely useless, as only a few of the traps are actually marked with that sign + you will die nonetheless, as you don't know what kind of trap is going to get triggered.
Now come the bosses, oh boy... the game consists of 4 bosses, each and every one of them is themed after Banasaurus_Rex. The problem that I had with them, is mostly that they are really infuriating. All most all the attacks are somewhat rng, making the bosses harder than they actually are, depending on your luck. The 2nd boss was pretty creative and original in my opinion, but the 3rd boss was absolutely terrible. Pretty much every single attack of the first boss was an insta-gib attack. You died and had to do the whole thing from the beginning again, while the boss itself was ridiculously easy, there was no way you could predict any of his attacks the first time you see them, making the boss absolutely pointless. The 4th and last boss was also quite a letdown for me, personally. It's an avoidance fight with coffee stains as particles, I guess? The hitboxes of those were really hard to tell + some of the attacks were really stupid to avoid.
Lastly, the music. Personally I'm not much of a fan of the more "chill" version of techno, but I can't say the music was bad by any means. I just found it a little bit sad, that the boss themes were so forgettable, but whatever I guess.
I personally would recommend this game to anyone who is somewhat experienced in typical iwbtg-fangame-platforming and isn't turned off to quickly by a few, annoying traps. But under all circumstances, be warned about the bosses of this game, they can get rage-inducing pretty quick!
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Let's start with the platforming. Throughout all the stages, the platforming has been somewhat consistent difficulty-wise. It had quite a few of overused jumps, but not really close to an extent were it got too annoying. The problem for me was mostly the traps, although some of them were kind of funny, a lot of them felt completely unnecessary and were simply there to hinder your progress, instead of making you laugh. I think the game would have been a lot better, if there weren't as many traps. Additionally the game features signs with skulls on them, which should signify that there are traps nearby. That feature was completely useless, as only a few of the traps are actually marked with that sign + you will die nonetheless, as you don't know what kind of trap is going to get triggered.
Now come the bosses, oh boy... the game consists of 4 bosses, each and every one of them is themed after Banasaurus_Rex. The problem that I had with them, is mostly that they are really infuriating. All most all the attacks are somewhat rng, making the bosses harder than they actually are, depending on your luck. The 2nd boss was pretty creative and original in my opinion, but the 3rd boss was absolutely terrible. Pretty much every single attack of the first boss was an insta-gib attack. You died and had to do the whole thing from the beginning again, while the boss itself was ridiculously easy, there was no way you could predict any of his attacks the first time you see them, making the boss absolutely pointless. The 4th and last boss was also quite a letdown for me, personally. It's an avoidance fight with coffee stains as particles, I guess? The hitboxes of those were really hard to tell + some of the attacks were really stupid to avoid.
Lastly, the music. Personally I'm not much of a fan of the more "chill" version of techno, but I can't say the music was bad by any means. I just found it a little bit sad, that the boss themes were so forgettable, but whatever I guess.
I personally would recommend this game to anyone who is somewhat experienced in typical iwbtg-fangame-platforming and isn't turned off to quickly by a few, annoying traps. But under all circumstances, be warned about the bosses of this game, they can get rage-inducing pretty quick!
Rating: 6.5 65
Difficulty: 60 60
Jul 25, 2015
nops
For: I wanna Really Easy
For: I wanna Really Easy
Tagged as: Needle
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Rating: 3.0 30
Difficulty: 30 30
Jul 25, 2015
Xplayerlol
For: I wanna Really Easy 2
For: I wanna Really Easy 2
Same style of platforming as the first one, but quite harder. Shortcuts are far harder, as well. The design is better, now you actually have to pay attention to the platforming, and now the visuals are better, themed on xmas. I wonder why would anyone make a xmas-themed fangames at July, but whatever, it's good.
Overall, it's good, and enjoyable. Would recommend.
Overall, it's good, and enjoyable. Would recommend.
Tagged as: Needle
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Rating: 6.1 61
Difficulty: 36 36
Jul 25, 2015
Eljoaco22
For: I wanna Pop Your Cherry
For: I wanna Pop Your Cherry
Is this supposed to be... funny?
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Rating: 1.1 11
Difficulty: 5 5
Jul 25, 2015
Xplayerlol
For: I wanna Really Easy
For: I wanna Really Easy
Needle game where you can choose between two paths to get to the next screen. One is a difficult jump, or a short sequence of more-or-less difficult jumps, and the other one is a long, but easy path. Some screens don't have the shortcut path, and the penultimate screen's easy path isn't that easy at all.
Musics are nice, and visuals aren't bad, but the level design is quite uninteresting. Most easy paths are long and boring, and the shortcuts are generic.
The concept is nice, but not well executed. Wouldn't recommend.
Musics are nice, and visuals aren't bad, but the level design is quite uninteresting. Most easy paths are long and boring, and the shortcuts are generic.
The concept is nice, but not well executed. Wouldn't recommend.
Tagged as: Needle
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Rating: 4.5 45
Difficulty: 30 30
Jul 25, 2015
Xplayerlol
For: I wanna be the 5th world
For: I wanna be the 5th world
4 short stages followed by a boss. Mostly made of generic jumps, there's nothing too bad about it, but there's nothing really good about it either. Uses Kill the Guy's gravity inverter (Inverts the screen, not just the kid), which is really helpful. Pink cherries are visually good, but boring to get through. The trap stage is probably the hardest, with hard-ish jumps and annoying traps. Yellow and Blue Stages are just basic needle, and Black Stage is a very short and easy maze that uses the 'darkness' gimmick.
The boss is more interesting. Based on Destination, most of its attacks are quite unusual, and while some attack combinations are unfair, it's a mostly fun fight. Its HP is also quite lower than Destination's boss'.
It's not bad, it's just...Uninteresting, for the most part. Wouldn't really recommend, unless you really don't have anything else to play.
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The boss is more interesting. Based on Destination, most of its attacks are quite unusual, and while some attack combinations are unfair, it's a mostly fun fight. Its HP is also quite lower than Destination's boss'.
It's not bad, it's just...Uninteresting, for the most part. Wouldn't really recommend, unless you really don't have anything else to play.
Rating: 4.5 45
Difficulty: 42 42
Jul 25, 2015
Xplayerlol
For: I wanna be the Blue Core
For: I wanna be the Blue Core
2-screen needle game. First screen features spike jumps, and the second one features cherry jumps. I like it, it's very well-designed, with mostly interesting jumps, and the music is cool. My only complaints are about the loud death sound, and the extremely flashy visuals, which can confuse people, and even hide some saves. Would recommend, as long as your sight can handle it (You can always press "S" after each jump as a last resort, maybe you're missing a save).
Tagged as: Needle
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Rating: 6.0 60
Difficulty: 55 55
Jul 24, 2015
Delicious Fruit