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CanusAntonius
For: Hey shitass
For: Hey shitass
I believe Dono sums up absolutely everything I can say about this game in a perfect way, to state more would only waste the time of the person reading this review. Sometimes it's important to know when a game has already been reviewed quite enough by someone of a vastly higher intellect than myself, and as you can see Dono fits the bill in this situation.
Also, this genuinely was kind of funny.
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Also, this genuinely was kind of funny.
Rating: 1.0 10
Difficulty: 0 0
Sep 1, 2022
CanusAntonius
For: I wanna be the nothing
For: I wanna be the nothing
This is some absolutely egregious Needle that I wouldn't recommend at all. It contains pretty ugly visuals, but more importantly some nasty platforming.
The only save that I liked at all was the final one, but it also happened to be the easiest by far. I'd say that Save 1 and 4 are the hardest one because they involve some awful vine usage, some of the worst I've seen in fangames actually. Like Chatran mentioned, there's also a pick-a-path section where one isn't even possible, which is unfortunate since it was the one I would have preferred to do otherwise.
Wouldn't recommend it, this is one for the recycling bin.
The only save that I liked at all was the final one, but it also happened to be the easiest by far. I'd say that Save 1 and 4 are the hardest one because they involve some awful vine usage, some of the worst I've seen in fangames actually. Like Chatran mentioned, there's also a pick-a-path section where one isn't even possible, which is unfortunate since it was the one I would have preferred to do otherwise.
Wouldn't recommend it, this is one for the recycling bin.
Tagged as: Needle
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Rating: 2.5 25
Difficulty: 60 60
Sep 1, 2022
BCfish
For: Melancholy Needle 3
For: Melancholy Needle 3
Most of the screens are nice,but Some of the water, blocks and saves are hard to see,which made game experience awful.
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Rating: 6.7 67
Difficulty: 70 70
Sep 1, 2022
Kilgour22
For: I Wanna Defeat The VK Makers
For: I Wanna Defeat The VK Makers
Rating based on normal clear. Maxim's area is so much harder than the rest of the game; it felt like L-needle at times with half the saves removed. Also, the last screen contains a truly horrendous assortment of 16-pixel gaps—all strategically placed in the second half of the long save. It amounts to 15 seconds of run-up through much easier needle to die to bullshit in the latter half. And to top it off, the visuals suck and make it hard to see where the player is standing and spike perimeters.
My rating would be a lot higher if Maxim's stage were less cancerous relative to the rest of the game.
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My rating would be a lot higher if Maxim's stage were less cancerous relative to the rest of the game.
Rating: 6.5 65
Difficulty: 80 80
Sep 1, 2022
CanusAntonius
For: I wanna be the Maccho
For: I wanna be the Maccho
Maccho is an avoidance that's short and provides the kid with Dot Hitbox. I found it to be pretty much unenjoyable. The first attack is just RNG to the point of almost being luck, the second is a spiral you have to inch in, and the third is a slow-falling bullet wall that's pretty boring.
That alone would be like a 5 rating, but then a few more factors make it worse. First, they didn't even bother to include a titlescreen, it's just completely blank. Next, the music for the avoidance downright sucks, it's definitely one of the most irritating picks in the genre I've seen so far. But now for the big problem, it ends with two attacks that are basically traps, and boy can you just get fucked by both of them.
Really wouldn't recommend this, it's terribly unfun.
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That alone would be like a 5 rating, but then a few more factors make it worse. First, they didn't even bother to include a titlescreen, it's just completely blank. Next, the music for the avoidance downright sucks, it's definitely one of the most irritating picks in the genre I've seen so far. But now for the big problem, it ends with two attacks that are basically traps, and boy can you just get fucked by both of them.
Really wouldn't recommend this, it's terribly unfun.
Rating: 1.0 10
Difficulty: 40 40
Sep 1, 2022
Alight
For: キッド君のおさんぽ
For: キッド君のおさんぽ
What a peaceful game except secret 3.
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Rating: 6.0 60
Difficulty: 25 25
Sep 1, 2022
Skuldafn
For: I Wanna Experience The Butterfly Effect
For: I Wanna Experience The Butterfly Effect
Amazing game but I don't like the engine (reverse directions priority)
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Rating: 8.9 89
Difficulty: 60 60
Aug 31, 2022
Delicious Fruit