Latest Reviews
Xplayerlol
For: Homunculus
For: Homunculus
A short, unfinished needle game that looks like NANG's and 3200min's long lost child. It's one more of these fangames with confusing names: The folder is called "Homunculus", then the .exe is called "Kinder-Wareten Test" and the title screen says "Kinder-Wareten Mitt the Kid :)". Which one should I trust? I have no idea.
Back to the game. It's a needle parody of "edutainment" games where you're accompanied by a rather knoledgeable dog. It uses the one-save-per-screen format, and in almost every screen, the dog will talk to you through a dialogue box on the top of the screen, usually to share some more of his vast knowledge. The platforming makes use of some unique killing shapes such as circles, squares and triangles! You heard me right, not spikes, but triangles. Because everyone knows that spikes are just glorified triangles anyway. Well, the varied killing shapes allow for a bunch of interesting, rather unique jumps. Oh, and the visuals and the music are seriously creepy. Pleasing, but creepy as hell. You could probably make a creepypasta out of this game, and people would believe it.
Long story short, it's a fun needle game with an interesting concept, too bad it's unfinished. Would recommend.
Back to the game. It's a needle parody of "edutainment" games where you're accompanied by a rather knoledgeable dog. It uses the one-save-per-screen format, and in almost every screen, the dog will talk to you through a dialogue box on the top of the screen, usually to share some more of his vast knowledge. The platforming makes use of some unique killing shapes such as circles, squares and triangles! You heard me right, not spikes, but triangles. Because everyone knows that spikes are just glorified triangles anyway. Well, the varied killing shapes allow for a bunch of interesting, rather unique jumps. Oh, and the visuals and the music are seriously creepy. Pleasing, but creepy as hell. You could probably make a creepypasta out of this game, and people would believe it.
Long story short, it's a fun needle game with an interesting concept, too bad it's unfinished. Would recommend.
Tagged as: Needle
[3] Likes
Rating: 8.8 88
Difficulty: 39 39
May 28, 2019
Tyste
For: I wanna bigger penis
For: I wanna bigger penis
Genius traps and entertaining content
Miku completely ruined the experience for me unfortunately - it did not fit the theme of the game at all
[0] Likes
Miku completely ruined the experience for me unfortunately - it did not fit the theme of the game at all
Rating: 7.0 70
Difficulty: 50 50
May 28, 2019
Skulldude
For: I wanna tuck you into bed and hold your hand until you fall asleep
[2] Likes
For: I wanna tuck you into bed and hold your hand until you fall asleep
[2] Likes
Rating: 9.5 95
Difficulty: 77 77
May 28, 2019
DerpyHoovesIWBTG
For: I wanna Wither
For: I wanna Wither
Tagged as: Avoidance
[0] Likes
Rating: N/A
Difficulty: N/A
May 28, 2019
DerpyHoovesIWBTG
For: キチワナビーザガイ!2
For: キチワナビーザガイ!2
Same shit as before, but much worse.
[0] Likes
Rating: 0.2 2
Difficulty: 10 10
May 28, 2019
DerpyHoovesIWBTG
For: キチワナビーザガイ!
For: キチワナビーザガイ!
Can really lag a low spec PC if you have one, so you better stay away from it.
[0] Likes
Rating: 0.4 4
Difficulty: 0 0
May 28, 2019
Paragus
For: Chill Needle 2
For: Chill Needle 2
Just an amazing needle adventure game. Various creative gimmicks, combined with great level design, sprinkle in some light and fun bosses, and you have yourself another top shelf game from Arzztt. The highlight of the game are the large room sequences which come with functionality to allow the player to zoom out to plan jumps that might lead off-screen. Highly recommended.
[0] Likes
Rating: 9.5 95
Difficulty: 60 60
May 28, 2019
Chance
For: I wanna use Spare time 2
For: I wanna use Spare time 2
Interesting gimmick game. The only problem is the maker didn't give hints about the gimmick used in the game, so it may be confusing sometimes.
Tagged as: Gimmick
[0] Likes
Rating: 6.0 60
Difficulty: 40 40
May 28, 2019
Delicious Fruit