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16 Games
| Game | Difficulty | User's Rating |
|---|---|---|
| I Wanna Figure Out How To Spend $35 And Two Pennies That Were Found On The Floor | 26.0 | 8.2 |
| I wanna fa trap | 30.0 | 7.5 |
| I wanna be the Lucien Needle | 48.0 | 7.5 |
| I wanna eat the lemon | 30.0 | 7.4 |
| I wanna be Fed up with path ;w; | 36.0 | 6.5 |
| I Wanna Be The Furry Guy | 50.0 | 6.2 |
| I wanna Play the DotKid Needle Game | 55.0 | 5.5 |
| Even More Unfinished Shit | N/A | 5.5 |
| I wanna be the GGM | 12.0 | 4.3 |
| Transgender Juice | 45.0 | 4.0 |
| I wanna Pop Your Cherry | 1.0 | 3.0 |
| I wanna be the Very easy game | 7.0 | 2.0 |
| NNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNnnice | 18.0 | 1.7 |
| I wanna be the Gel | N/A | N/A |
| I Wanna be the Humble Beginnings | N/A | N/A |
| I Wanna Be a Cute Bird | N/A | N/A |
15 Reviews
unused_user
For: Even More Unfinished Shit
For: Even More Unfinished Shit
just a collection of unfinished stuff from moomooarmageddon. i feel that's pretty obvious from the title.
here's individual reviews for the game and personal difficulties from any game's current state.
i wanna be the lambda - practically just half-life 1. you can't really do much in this aside from get your hazmat suit, and you can't really die either aside from the border at the end of what would be the currently playable section. -- difficulty: 3/100
vivwvbvtvgv - practically just VVVVVV. i like the gimmick where you can double-jump after flipping, but it's executed pretty awkwardly at some points. the game stops after the pit in the "Still Jumpy" screen. difficulty: 38/100
i wanna be the salò o le 1200 stanze di sadismo (or just i wanna be the salo) - all you can do in here is walk and go into a warp. i got stuck after the 100th descent. there's practically no difficulty here either aside from some relatively high jumps in some screens, but you can't die in here either. even if you press Q. difficulty: 6/100
i wanna kill that orange bastard - this is one of the only two i haven't fully played through. probably my least favorite out of these games in the collection. it's relatively hard yet mediocre needle, but the screen's also shaking which makes things even harder to read. the tileset doesn't help either. for some reason this also has restarting music in it, which none of the other games have. i'm guessing it has something to do with the engine, but it's still pretty obnoxious. difficulty: 65/100
i wanna kill the suzukisan - you can very clearly tell this was inspired by the kill the kamilia trilogy. this is probably the most underwhelming game on the bunch, with the only playable screen in the game being the intro - ...in which you also have to chase a warp around for a bit. difficulty: 4/100
i wanna be the mind temple - this one kinda reminds me of slanted torture. the first screen is just a walking simulator. the second screen is just kinda bland. it's using the audio from that one sploltoen tennis round from 16 years ago (aka the f25 key audio), which iirc was already used in oblique torment 2 ((unless this game was made before that?? idk?) and flashing lights. it's also kinda a walking simulator but you have to figure out where the warp to the next stage is. the 3rd stage, which actually has a pretty neat idea to it (bomb needle), abruptly stops after about 3 screens. one thing i noticed is that the "cool dude bombs" (i don't think that's what they're actually called) literally freeze the game if you touch them. the regular bombs just kill you and spin the screen around really fast. difficulty: 47/100
guymageddon - pretty neat idea. i feel like it's probably inspired by something too, but i don't know what it is. the walljump mechanic is pretty neat, but you can very clearly tell it's just that every wall has a vine on it. i can't really talk much about them though, since i don't have much experience with vine gameplay, but i had some fun here. difficulty: 37/100
i wanna be the homage - this is the other game i didn't fully play through. this is what i wanna be the fangame would look like in an alternate universe - it's inspired by relatively old flash games, and it shows. the amount of flyingspike / falling cherry traps did get kinda repetitive, but i feel like that was the point of it. doesn't really excuse anything though. i do like how the original game physics were recreated in this, though. even if it did make things a little more awkward. difficulty: 38/100
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here's individual reviews for the game and personal difficulties from any game's current state.
i wanna be the lambda - practically just half-life 1. you can't really do much in this aside from get your hazmat suit, and you can't really die either aside from the border at the end of what would be the currently playable section. -- difficulty: 3/100
vivwvbvtvgv - practically just VVVVVV. i like the gimmick where you can double-jump after flipping, but it's executed pretty awkwardly at some points. the game stops after the pit in the "Still Jumpy" screen. difficulty: 38/100
i wanna be the salò o le 1200 stanze di sadismo (or just i wanna be the salo) - all you can do in here is walk and go into a warp. i got stuck after the 100th descent. there's practically no difficulty here either aside from some relatively high jumps in some screens, but you can't die in here either. even if you press Q. difficulty: 6/100
i wanna kill that orange bastard - this is one of the only two i haven't fully played through. probably my least favorite out of these games in the collection. it's relatively hard yet mediocre needle, but the screen's also shaking which makes things even harder to read. the tileset doesn't help either. for some reason this also has restarting music in it, which none of the other games have. i'm guessing it has something to do with the engine, but it's still pretty obnoxious. difficulty: 65/100
i wanna kill the suzukisan - you can very clearly tell this was inspired by the kill the kamilia trilogy. this is probably the most underwhelming game on the bunch, with the only playable screen in the game being the intro - ...in which you also have to chase a warp around for a bit. difficulty: 4/100
i wanna be the mind temple - this one kinda reminds me of slanted torture. the first screen is just a walking simulator. the second screen is just kinda bland. it's using the audio from that one sploltoen tennis round from 16 years ago (aka the f25 key audio), which iirc was already used in oblique torment 2 ((unless this game was made before that?? idk?) and flashing lights. it's also kinda a walking simulator but you have to figure out where the warp to the next stage is. the 3rd stage, which actually has a pretty neat idea to it (bomb needle), abruptly stops after about 3 screens. one thing i noticed is that the "cool dude bombs" (i don't think that's what they're actually called) literally freeze the game if you touch them. the regular bombs just kill you and spin the screen around really fast. difficulty: 47/100
guymageddon - pretty neat idea. i feel like it's probably inspired by something too, but i don't know what it is. the walljump mechanic is pretty neat, but you can very clearly tell it's just that every wall has a vine on it. i can't really talk much about them though, since i don't have much experience with vine gameplay, but i had some fun here. difficulty: 37/100
i wanna be the homage - this is the other game i didn't fully play through. this is what i wanna be the fangame would look like in an alternate universe - it's inspired by relatively old flash games, and it shows. the amount of flyingspike / falling cherry traps did get kinda repetitive, but i feel like that was the point of it. doesn't really excuse anything though. i do like how the original game physics were recreated in this, though. even if it did make things a little more awkward. difficulty: 38/100
Rating: 5.5 55
Difficulty: N/A
Jun 25, 2025
unused_user
For: I wanna be the Gel
For: I wanna be the Gel
the creature looks cute idk
[2] Likes
Rating: N/A
Difficulty: N/A
Jun 19, 2025
unused_user
For: I wanna be Fed up with path ;w;
For: I wanna be Fed up with path ;w;
i definitely liked the ideas in this game but it felt pretty awkward to do for the most part, especially with some of the needle sections
[0] Likes
Rating: 6.5 65
Difficulty: 36 36
Jun 5, 2025
unused_user
For: I wanna be the Very easy game
For: I wanna be the Very easy game
the game explains itself
[0] Likes
Rating: 2.0 20
Difficulty: 7 7
Jun 5, 2025
unused_user
For: I wanna be the GGM
For: I wanna be the GGM
very beginner friendly game, albeit with the main caveats of some sections being weirdly way harder than others, and the pretty excessive repetition
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Rating: 4.3 43
Difficulty: 12 12
Jun 5, 2025
2 Games
| Game | Difficulty | Average Rating | # of Ratings |
|---|---|---|---|
| I Wanna Be a Cute Bird | 33.3 | 6.3 | 5 |
| I Wanna be the Humble Beginnings | 29.5 | 5.8 | 6 |
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