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Creator: ZapdosGuy29

Average Rating
0.6 / 10
Average Difficulty
66.3 / 100
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Needle (1) Boss (1) Trigger (1) Different_Engine (1) Environment_Dependent (1)


  • by Wolsk
  • by Wolsk

4 Reviews:

One screen of some of the worst fangame physics I've ever encountered. The Kid has a square hitbox, slight acceleration, and jumping that feels wrong in every conceivable way. The game forces you to do many bonk jumps which are excruciating to pull off, especially when forced to go quickly. It also features a boss where you need to touch triggers that appear to kill it, and it does not respawn when you die sometimes?????

I cannot recommend this game to anyone, even as a joke. Note that the physics are tied to your monitor's refresh rate for whatever reason, so it's literally impossible on a high refresh rate monitor unless you drop it to 50 or 60Hz.

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Tagged as: Needle Boss Trigger Different_Engine
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Rating: 0.1 1       Difficulty: 65 65
Sep 13, 2019
ive seen worse physics but this one is still just bad

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Rating: 2.0 20       Difficulty: 64 64
Oct 29, 2022
game is hard because it's unplayable.

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Rating: 0.0 0       Difficulty: 70 70
Oct 18, 2019
It's a browser game, which wouldn't be an issue if it used an actual engine. But given that it doesn't, it ends up having several issues in the process. First of all, the kid's max height is one block lower than it really should be. Second, when you do a low jump, the game pulls you down to the ground like in Boshy, but when you do a full jump the game treats it like in most other fangames. Level design is kinda stupid as well, and once you hit the first trigger you have to do stuff quick or you're screwed. Just skip this one, unless you rolled it for a roullete streak.

tl;dr: awful engine, bad level design

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Rating: 0.2 2       Difficulty: N/A
Jan 1, 2017