I wanna be the Steak Temple

Creator: Lss

Average Rating
8.9 / 10
Average Difficulty
51.1 / 100
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Adventure (8) Needle (4) Avoidance (3) Trap (9) Boss (6) +1 (1)


  • by AndresSgarrido
  • by NightShark115

15 Reviews:

Fantastic steak adventure game.
I'm really happy to play this.

No more steak is ERs's trash.
Thank you very much.

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[19] Likes
Rating: 9.7 97       Difficulty: 45 45
Jan 7, 2018
A nice adventure where you aim to become the Steak Temple. Plenty of moving obstacles, a bit of needle, a hilarious trap section, a nice incremental section, everything flavored with humor and meat aesthetics. The last boss is pretty fun, despite being painfully long. There isn't a lot I can think of to say about it, but overall it's a really solid game. Would definitely recommend.

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Tagged as: Adventure Needle Avoidance Trap
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Rating: 9.1 91       Difficulty: 55 55
Feb 23, 2018
An entertaining adventure game barring one area. Very creative, quite well designed and a pretty good, flat difficulty curve. There was a pretty good variety between the areas and the final boss was really original and well executed as Lss seems to have made a name for himself doing.

If only he'd left the terrible +1 gimmick concept in the garbage. I don't get how a gimmick where 'do the same thing over and over except while progressively worse aesthetics assault your senses' is catching on, but I sure hope it doesn't continue to do so (or hell, someone could just stick to adding interesting gameplay elements, which happens maybe 50% of the time instead of just tacking on visual trash)

Nonetheless, if you're willing to suffer through a little eye-searing, you'll be treated to some amusing traps, non-standard bosses and interesting platforming - and it is worth it.

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Tagged as: Adventure Trap Boss
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Rating: 8.5 85       Difficulty: 57 57
Jan 7, 2018
Absolutely fantastic from beginning to end.

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Tagged as: Adventure Trap
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Rating: 9.5 95       Difficulty: 54 54
Jan 5, 2018
A nice adventure game where you aim to become the steak temple.
The game has a short entrance then split into 3 paths:
-the +1 path: it was ok, I'm not a fan of that gimmick but the visuals effects stayed reasonnable and the maker tried to make it original with the lock gimmick. It a bit hard at the end but I guess I had some fun.
-the sausage path: good water needle followed by a boss. It has honestly a good concept but I don't know if I'm the only one but for me, it was very grindy until I realised that making him do big circles makes it free. I think it would have been better if the dead part of his body don't block shots. I guess it was ok.
-the trap part: this path is huge and could almost have been an entire game. You have to destroy 6 vegetables in a small overworld fill with traps. Some are funny but a lot are just frustrating. Shout out for the chili pepper for being one of the best avoidance I have played.
After that, you can fight the final boss: the colo...Gordon Ramsey. I really like this boss, he's not very hard but long, really long.

I think this is a good game, maybe a bit overrated (cuz it seems I'm the one to give the lowest note) but I would recommend it.

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Rating: 8.1 81       Difficulty: 55 55
Sep 26, 2019