I wanna be the Steak Temple

Creator: Lss

Average Rating
8.7 / 10
Average Difficulty
51.4 / 100
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Adventure (9) Needle (5) Avoidance (4) Trap (10) Boss (7) +1 (2)


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  • by ElCochran90
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16 Reviews:

Fantastic steak adventure game.
I'm really happy to play this.

No more steak is ERs's trash.
Thank you very much.

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Rating: 9.7 97       Difficulty: 45 45
Jan 7, 2018
A nice adventure where you aim to become the Steak Temple. Plenty of moving obstacles, a bit of needle, a hilarious trap section, a nice incremental section, everything flavored with humor and meat aesthetics. The last boss is pretty fun, despite being painfully long. There isn't a lot I can think of to say about it, but overall it's a really solid game. Would definitely recommend.

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Tagged as: Adventure Needle Avoidance Trap
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Rating: 9.1 91       Difficulty: 55 55
Feb 23, 2018
An entertaining adventure game barring one area. Very creative, quite well designed and a pretty good, flat difficulty curve. There was a pretty good variety between the areas and the final boss was really original and well executed as Lss seems to have made a name for himself doing.

If only he'd left the terrible +1 gimmick concept in the garbage. I don't get how a gimmick where 'do the same thing over and over except while progressively worse aesthetics assault your senses' is catching on, but I sure hope it doesn't continue to do so (or hell, someone could just stick to adding interesting gameplay elements, which happens maybe 50% of the time instead of just tacking on visual trash)

Nonetheless, if you're willing to suffer through a little eye-searing, you'll be treated to some amusing traps, non-standard bosses and interesting platforming - and it is worth it.

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Tagged as: Adventure Trap Boss
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Rating: 8.5 85       Difficulty: 57 57
Jan 7, 2018
Absolutely fantastic from beginning to end.

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Tagged as: Adventure Trap
[1] Like
Rating: 9.5 95       Difficulty: 54 54
Jan 5, 2018
I find the ratings for this one surprisingly high. The word "overrated" has a dangerous connotation since it implies others are wrong, so I won't say it is overrated. I can see why it is loved. However, it is very repetitive and the backtracking section is not fun. Intro strage is identical to the Underground Garden section, except that the latter was the best out of the bunch, featuring a funny and complex trap layout. I insist, some traps are really nice and clever. The +1 section is always divisive by nature. It's nicely done but you'll see a lack of balance in difficulty with each attempt due to RNG object (meat) placement. Finally, bosses are not good (except for an avoidance), and the last one is horrible. The concept is funny and it is not difficult, but it is extremely tedious if you mess up because of impatience.

Production value is nice and so is the soundtrack, even for the trap section, which suited perfectly. That adds a lot to the gameplay value (not implying with this that production value equals entertainment, of course). Experimental ideas like these are always welcome, so I sort of recommend it.

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Tagged as: Adventure Needle Avoidance Trap Boss +1
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Rating: 4.7 47       Difficulty: 55 55
Feb 21, 2020