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K12XD
For: I wanna beat the wannabes
For: I wanna beat the wannabes
godmode's
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Rating: 3.6 36
Difficulty: 9 9
Apr 28, 2026
hydreigon786
For: I Wanna Reject the Uhuhu
For: I Wanna Reject the Uhuhu
Tagged as: Needle
[0] Likes
Rating: 6.0 60
Difficulty: 60 60
Apr 28, 2026
hydreigon786
For: I Wanna Sertraline
For: I Wanna Sertraline
Tagged as: Needle
[0] Likes
Rating: 6.5 65
Difficulty: 55 55
Apr 28, 2026
BloggerOP
For: I wanna be the KOI=SENNO
For: I wanna be the KOI=SENNO
Awful mess of luck based attacks, nearby spawner attacks, Leehe curving attacks, and tight for no reason attacks. Almost every attack is annoying to deal with. Two burst attacks were the worst ones among them for me. At least the attacks go well with the song, I didn't fall asleep out of boredom thanks to that.
[1] Like
Rating: 3.0 30
Difficulty: 63 63
Apr 28, 2026
hydreigon786
For: I wanna get Cultured
For: I wanna get Cultured
Extremely outdated and unfunny. This game uses that "le random funny xd" humor that was all the rage back in the day and it shows in the worst ways possible. Basically all the platforming is boring too. Actually this makes me appreciate Cultured 2 even more considering how much of an improvement that is compared to this.
Tagged as: Medley
[0] Likes
Rating: 1.5 15
Difficulty: 60 60
Apr 28, 2026
notmaxwell
For: I Wanna ふなし The UFO
For: I Wanna ふなし The UFO
This game is broken and borderline unplayable on win11. I've tried patching it, using the optimization kit & compatibility settings but nothing seems to fix these problems. The game lags down to ~10fps for multiple seconds at a time every ~30 seconds or so, rendering an instant death. This happens absurdly commonly, to where it killed me deep into the save. This is already terrible for a ~90+ difficulty needle save, just having rng faultless deaths every less than a minute. To add onto this, there's input delay & 2 inputs on 1 frame is inconsistent, numpad is broken, 1f movement is also inconsistent and broken at times (and using numpad trick to move by 1f doesn't work, as it'll move you by 2f often), it's unplayable. Clearing this needle screen outside of this game is vastly easier than ingame, so i'd recommend to anyone looking to play this on windows 11 to make\use some port into a more updated current engine.
Actual gameplay is really questionable, there's an insanely difficult 14f 2-3p fj & fp turnaround, which is an insanely nasty jump deep into the save, followed up by another low pause off a long jumpheight, which is hardware-dependent, and the save overall has so many inconsistent jumps scattered around, there's multiple fp directional key jumps, some visually vague such as the bottom middle jump, overall these just end up feeling pretty mediocre to pull off and frustrating to die to. Top right jump to clear is actually pretty fun and cool, but it's considerably the easiest part of the save, so attempts never really get here. Valign shower in game window, which is cool, and fps counter aswell so you can see how many times the game lags down.
The visuals of this game are cool, and i think it's pretty interesting, i like the menus and difficulty select, so there's some positives. I wouldn't really suggest playing this, 100% against if you are on windows 11. Rating is not taking into account such windows 11 problems, even though this game is kinda recent (2022)
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Actual gameplay is really questionable, there's an insanely difficult 14f 2-3p fj & fp turnaround, which is an insanely nasty jump deep into the save, followed up by another low pause off a long jumpheight, which is hardware-dependent, and the save overall has so many inconsistent jumps scattered around, there's multiple fp directional key jumps, some visually vague such as the bottom middle jump, overall these just end up feeling pretty mediocre to pull off and frustrating to die to. Top right jump to clear is actually pretty fun and cool, but it's considerably the easiest part of the save, so attempts never really get here. Valign shower in game window, which is cool, and fps counter aswell so you can see how many times the game lags down.
The visuals of this game are cool, and i think it's pretty interesting, i like the menus and difficulty select, so there's some positives. I wouldn't really suggest playing this, 100% against if you are on windows 11. Rating is not taking into account such windows 11 problems, even though this game is kinda recent (2022)
Rating: 2.0 20
Difficulty: 91 91
Apr 28, 2026
Delicious Fruit