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tyc
For: I wanna be the Magnificent Stumble
For: I wanna be the Magnificent Stumble
I really wanted to enjoy this game, but I just couldn't. I understand the amount of influence it has had on needle as a whole, and it's ability to spawn an entire subgenre, but this game's age definitely shows playing it now. The saves are really unbalanced, particularly the right path and it made the experience incredibly frustrating. I still have not cleared the game, which is why I will not give it a difficulty rating, though I am only a few saves away from the clear.
Tagged as: Needle
[0] Likes
Rating: 6.0 60
Difficulty: N/A
Mar 13, 2026
eggkid
For: I wanna SGGK Downer 100
For: I wanna SGGK Downer 100
Tagged as: Needle
[0] Likes
Rating: 0.3 3
Difficulty: 54 54
Mar 13, 2026
eggkid
For: I wanna be the 100 SGGK Riser
For: I wanna be the 100 SGGK Riser
Tagged as: Needle
[0] Likes
Rating: 0.3 3
Difficulty: 29 29
Mar 13, 2026
TheChiekurs
For: I wanna dance with Chicken
For: I wanna dance with Chicken
Tagged as: Avoidance
[0] Likes
Rating: N/A
Difficulty: N/A
Mar 13, 2026
notmaxwell
For: I wanna Escape the Sleepywood
For: I wanna Escape the Sleepywood
Alright 32px setup needle game or ftfa-like.
Visually there isn't much, especially for an ftfa-like, there isn't really any effort on structuring, which does make it seem a bit distinct from what i'd generally call ftfa-like with it's open-ness. Alongside this, the game just has a default unchanged clear screen, which is pretty disappointing to see. Overall even for an ftfa-like it's not really anything special visually & it doesn't really try to be so either. Presumably the game is focusing more on the gameplay department, which in my opinion also isn't anything great by any means. There's a few cool jumps, the first 5f & the 2 final 5fs are all interesting enough, satisfying & consistent alongside the 6f 3f which is decently unique and fun (+ the 4f wallhug fj is also quite nice). All these jumps are on the easier side of jumps in this game though (atleast in my opinion) as sadly the hardest jump in this game by a significant proportion is the fj frame perfect 8f turnaround to grab align 0 in the middle of the screen, it's a really difficult and pretty evil jump, I found that it takes a decent while to get consistent at and isn't the most responsive jump to play. It's position doesn't help either, it's effectively a big wall in the middle of the save. Furthermore, the 18f 1-3p fj inbetween inverts is also a kind of irritating jump, but that might just be me.
Overall the game has a few fun things in it, but I wouldn't really recommend playing it to clear, it's not a very fun experience and is quite unbalanced with the harder jumps being on the more annoying side. There's also admittedly not much going for it truthfully, it's quite basic even for a ftfa-like.
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Visually there isn't much, especially for an ftfa-like, there isn't really any effort on structuring, which does make it seem a bit distinct from what i'd generally call ftfa-like with it's open-ness. Alongside this, the game just has a default unchanged clear screen, which is pretty disappointing to see. Overall even for an ftfa-like it's not really anything special visually & it doesn't really try to be so either. Presumably the game is focusing more on the gameplay department, which in my opinion also isn't anything great by any means. There's a few cool jumps, the first 5f & the 2 final 5fs are all interesting enough, satisfying & consistent alongside the 6f 3f which is decently unique and fun (+ the 4f wallhug fj is also quite nice). All these jumps are on the easier side of jumps in this game though (atleast in my opinion) as sadly the hardest jump in this game by a significant proportion is the fj frame perfect 8f turnaround to grab align 0 in the middle of the screen, it's a really difficult and pretty evil jump, I found that it takes a decent while to get consistent at and isn't the most responsive jump to play. It's position doesn't help either, it's effectively a big wall in the middle of the save. Furthermore, the 18f 1-3p fj inbetween inverts is also a kind of irritating jump, but that might just be me.
Overall the game has a few fun things in it, but I wouldn't really recommend playing it to clear, it's not a very fun experience and is quite unbalanced with the harder jumps being on the more annoying side. There's also admittedly not much going for it truthfully, it's quite basic even for a ftfa-like.
Rating: 3.5 35
Difficulty: 87 87
Mar 13, 2026
i_wanna_wiki_bot
For: I wanna dance with Chicken
For: I wanna dance with Chicken
Tagged as: Avoidance
[0] Likes
Rating: N/A
Difficulty: N/A
Mar 13, 2026
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