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evilgod
For: I wanna Nectar
For: I wanna Nectar
nice
Tagged as: Avoidance
[0] Likes
Rating: 8.3 83
Difficulty: N/A
Mar 17, 2019
Xplayerlol
For: I wanna be the Fangame hell zone
For: I wanna be the Fangame hell zone
Ancient fangame with a weird format. You start out in hell, everything looks very red, and there's a lot of fire-related obstacles. That's the first screen. The very next screen is already a boss rush. Not the Kamilia series type of boss rush, but the type of boss rush where you have to beat boss after boss with no saves inbetween. And there's no save after the first screen, too, so if you die, you have to beat the first screen again, then play the boss rush. The bosses themselves are interesting: They are a little tricky, but once you understand how they work, they are relatively easy, so you can focus on learning the next one. The last one of them is really confusing and hard to get used to, which also means that it's the hardest among them.
After that, I'd expect the game to be over, but it's just starting. A long chase with puzzle-ish sections and needle sections, fast moving platforms, lots of moving obstacles, at some point you leave "hell" and soon you realize that this game's main mechanic is to never allow the player to rest. Ever. Despite the platforming being really precise, I can safely say that the first save, with the boss rush, was the hardest. In fact, it almost seems like every save is easier than the previous ones, with few exceptions.
And then, there's the last boss. It's a reverse chase, and it's really hard for RNG reasons. Random areas of the ground will catch fire, and sometimes you'll have nowhere to go, or sometimes you do but it's an ugly path that forces you to give up on a lot of damage. You also have a time limit to kill the boss, since the screen only scrolls to a limited distance. And that's even harder than it looks, because even though he's huge, his hitbox is small. Not to mention, his HP is really high and he has no invulnerability frames, which makes him a mashfest. Beat him, and you get to the clear screen, where you can collect a trophy that will crash your game with some weird error.
By now, you might have noticed that this game is very crude. Its structure is weird, the difficulty curve is upside-down, I almost feel like I played the game backwards, the end screen crashes and there are one or two other bizarre bugs along the game, the last boss is atrocious and the first save suffers of Boshy Syndrome. However, it's still really fun. The precise platforming keeps you on your toes from the beginning to the end, and the game is relatively short (Less than 10 saves, I believe, though they're all long and take long), so it's not a tiring experience. The boss rush isn't anywhere near as much of a chore as it might sound, there are some interesting gimmicks around, the visuals are nice and so are the musics, and the last boss...No, the last boss is just trash.
Anyway, it's a nice fangame. Crude, but nice, sort of like a certain favorite of mine. Would recommend.
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After that, I'd expect the game to be over, but it's just starting. A long chase with puzzle-ish sections and needle sections, fast moving platforms, lots of moving obstacles, at some point you leave "hell" and soon you realize that this game's main mechanic is to never allow the player to rest. Ever. Despite the platforming being really precise, I can safely say that the first save, with the boss rush, was the hardest. In fact, it almost seems like every save is easier than the previous ones, with few exceptions.
And then, there's the last boss. It's a reverse chase, and it's really hard for RNG reasons. Random areas of the ground will catch fire, and sometimes you'll have nowhere to go, or sometimes you do but it's an ugly path that forces you to give up on a lot of damage. You also have a time limit to kill the boss, since the screen only scrolls to a limited distance. And that's even harder than it looks, because even though he's huge, his hitbox is small. Not to mention, his HP is really high and he has no invulnerability frames, which makes him a mashfest. Beat him, and you get to the clear screen, where you can collect a trophy that will crash your game with some weird error.
By now, you might have noticed that this game is very crude. Its structure is weird, the difficulty curve is upside-down, I almost feel like I played the game backwards, the end screen crashes and there are one or two other bizarre bugs along the game, the last boss is atrocious and the first save suffers of Boshy Syndrome. However, it's still really fun. The precise platforming keeps you on your toes from the beginning to the end, and the game is relatively short (Less than 10 saves, I believe, though they're all long and take long), so it's not a tiring experience. The boss rush isn't anywhere near as much of a chore as it might sound, there are some interesting gimmicks around, the visuals are nice and so are the musics, and the last boss...No, the last boss is just trash.
Anyway, it's a nice fangame. Crude, but nice, sort of like a certain favorite of mine. Would recommend.
Rating: 6.7 67
Difficulty: 65 65
Mar 17, 2019
maxfolie [Creator]
For: I Wanna be The First Time Ever
For: I Wanna be The First Time Ever
This is my first ever game There are secrets!
[1] Like
Rating: N/A
Difficulty: N/A
Mar 17, 2019
Welowas
For: I wanna medley the Retard's Game
For: I wanna medley the Retard's Game
Welp, this game definitely was a journey.
It's a needle medley game inspired by I wanna medley the Idiot's Game consisting of one stage (8 games, with 2 screens each) and it tries to focus on "grid needle" and what you can do with it. At times it can be kinda questionable in design but it also had some creative ideas that I haven't seen in any other fangame really, like for example the gate simulator screen from Save Shitai that keeps adding small gimmicks every few gate jumps you do.
For me personally, it was mostly fun to play.
Though be warned that the last screen, which is the second Justice screen, is way harder than the rest of the game and it can be quite a grind. It isn't necessarily bad but its difficulty is definitely out of place.
So I would suggest you give it a shot anyways and just stop on the last screen IF you think you really don't wanna grind that out since the screens before are (maybe with the exception of one other screen) an experience that I do recommend.
The song for the stage is very catchy but considering that it's just that one song for all screens, I'll give the music aspect of it only a 9/10 for its repetitivity. :smiley_face:
The visuals yet simple are very clean and nice looking remade versions of the original sprites (even if the changes are just very slight sometimes).
The last thing I wanna talk about is the clear screen since it technically also is an extra needle screen in a different, even more generic and also kinda cancerous style that doesn't even give you anything for beating it. (Shoutouts to DestructorTheDestroyer for beating that for me to check btw.)
You just end up in a different part of the same clear screen that is basically just a hole. But I guess don't take this part too seriously since it's probably just a meme.
I hope this review was kinda helpful and you might consider playing the game or stay away from it if it doesn't seem like the kind of game you wanna play. But hey, trying doesn't hurt. ;)
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It's a needle medley game inspired by I wanna medley the Idiot's Game consisting of one stage (8 games, with 2 screens each) and it tries to focus on "grid needle" and what you can do with it. At times it can be kinda questionable in design but it also had some creative ideas that I haven't seen in any other fangame really, like for example the gate simulator screen from Save Shitai that keeps adding small gimmicks every few gate jumps you do.
For me personally, it was mostly fun to play.
Though be warned that the last screen, which is the second Justice screen, is way harder than the rest of the game and it can be quite a grind. It isn't necessarily bad but its difficulty is definitely out of place.
So I would suggest you give it a shot anyways and just stop on the last screen IF you think you really don't wanna grind that out since the screens before are (maybe with the exception of one other screen) an experience that I do recommend.
The song for the stage is very catchy but considering that it's just that one song for all screens, I'll give the music aspect of it only a 9/10 for its repetitivity. :smiley_face:
The visuals yet simple are very clean and nice looking remade versions of the original sprites (even if the changes are just very slight sometimes).
The last thing I wanna talk about is the clear screen since it technically also is an extra needle screen in a different, even more generic and also kinda cancerous style that doesn't even give you anything for beating it. (Shoutouts to DestructorTheDestroyer for beating that for me to check btw.)
You just end up in a different part of the same clear screen that is basically just a hole. But I guess don't take this part too seriously since it's probably just a meme.
I hope this review was kinda helpful and you might consider playing the game or stay away from it if it doesn't seem like the kind of game you wanna play. But hey, trying doesn't hurt. ;)
Rating: 8.9 89
Difficulty: 83 83
Mar 17, 2019
Bloomy209
For: Jtool Mobile
For: Jtool Mobile
Buttons are pretty small tbh i also suggest you to optimise fps in game cuz it feels
very slow
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very slow
Rating: 8.0 80
Difficulty: N/A
Mar 17, 2019
Xplayerlol
For: I wanna be the Just Trap
For: I wanna be the Just Trap
[Uncleared]
It's so weird how none of the reviews actually say anything about the game. This thing always gives me a nostalgic feeling. It was one of the first fangames I've ever played (Not one of the very first, but I believe it was among the first 10), and man, did this leave an impression.
You can probably tell what this is about from the screenshots, but I'll say it anyway. This is a Lovetrap fangame made by that one fangame maker we all know, and as such, you can already imagine where the difficulty level is at. It consists of a 7-boss boss rush, where you need to beat the first six bosses in order to unlock the last. Every boss is a Big Kid themed on a popular fangame boss: Solgryn, Kamilia, Geezer, Four Devils...Big Kid...Yeah. A Big Kid boss whose theme is Big Kid. Creative, huh? And there's that other Big Kid themed on a boss I've never seen in my life (Edit: Found it, it's themed on I don't wanna be the Gay). All of them are incredibly hard (Some harder than others), with ridiculously high amounts of HP and the prime definition of luck-based attacks, but not impossible (I think?) and there are a few videos on Youtube of (arguably) humans beating, or getting close to beating, one or two of them. So I guess it's no surprise that some people think that this game is humanly possible (As you can see in other reviews. Or maybe they just don't care. Why make a review if you don't care, though?).
The last boss is the problem. I mean, the problem beyond the near-impossible bosses. It's a Big Kid themed on Happil, and it's a real hope crusher. It's even longer than the other bosses, and it borrows attacks from each one of them (One Big Kid per phase), throwing everything at once at you. It's a clownfiesta of projectiles that can't be compared to the other bosses, lasting for about 8 or 9 minutes, if I recall correctly. There was a TAS video of it on Youtube a long while ago, but it was deleted, so I can't tell for sure. In other words, even if anyone were to make it to the final boss through sheer willpower, patience and lots of free time, that's where you stop. Where your biggest efforts really don't matter at all. It kind of reminds me of IWBTPro, but because I don't see anyone ever making it to the last boss and, therefore, feeling that frustration, it doesn't irk me as much. Besides, I don't want to give a full 0 to a fangame that has an interesting concept such as this, even if it's ruined by the atrocious gameplay. So, I'm giving it the second lowest possible rating instead, a way of saying that the effort the maker put in this and the interesting concept weigh nearly nothing when the gameplay is this atrocious.
It's so weird how none of the reviews actually say anything about the game. This thing always gives me a nostalgic feeling. It was one of the first fangames I've ever played (Not one of the very first, but I believe it was among the first 10), and man, did this leave an impression.
You can probably tell what this is about from the screenshots, but I'll say it anyway. This is a Lovetrap fangame made by that one fangame maker we all know, and as such, you can already imagine where the difficulty level is at. It consists of a 7-boss boss rush, where you need to beat the first six bosses in order to unlock the last. Every boss is a Big Kid themed on a popular fangame boss: Solgryn, Kamilia, Geezer, Four Devils...Big Kid...Yeah. A Big Kid boss whose theme is Big Kid. Creative, huh? And there's that other Big Kid themed on a boss I've never seen in my life (Edit: Found it, it's themed on I don't wanna be the Gay). All of them are incredibly hard (Some harder than others), with ridiculously high amounts of HP and the prime definition of luck-based attacks, but not impossible (I think?) and there are a few videos on Youtube of (arguably) humans beating, or getting close to beating, one or two of them. So I guess it's no surprise that some people think that this game is humanly possible (As you can see in other reviews. Or maybe they just don't care. Why make a review if you don't care, though?).
The last boss is the problem. I mean, the problem beyond the near-impossible bosses. It's a Big Kid themed on Happil, and it's a real hope crusher. It's even longer than the other bosses, and it borrows attacks from each one of them (One Big Kid per phase), throwing everything at once at you. It's a clownfiesta of projectiles that can't be compared to the other bosses, lasting for about 8 or 9 minutes, if I recall correctly. There was a TAS video of it on Youtube a long while ago, but it was deleted, so I can't tell for sure. In other words, even if anyone were to make it to the final boss through sheer willpower, patience and lots of free time, that's where you stop. Where your biggest efforts really don't matter at all. It kind of reminds me of IWBTPro, but because I don't see anyone ever making it to the last boss and, therefore, feeling that frustration, it doesn't irk me as much. Besides, I don't want to give a full 0 to a fangame that has an interesting concept such as this, even if it's ruined by the atrocious gameplay. So, I'm giving it the second lowest possible rating instead, a way of saying that the effort the maker put in this and the interesting concept weigh nearly nothing when the gameplay is this atrocious.
Tagged as: Boss
[11] Likes
Rating: 0.1 1
Difficulty: 100 100
Mar 17, 2019
Xplayerlol
For: I wanna be the Slave2
For: I wanna be the Slave2
[Uncleared]
Buffed version of the first Slave game, it consists of a short platforming section followed by a Big Kid boss. The platforming is a bit more precise than in the first game and just as fun, but the true difficulty comes from the boss. The Big Kid boss is similar to the first game, but the bullets move more quickly and the water doesn't give you double jump. It's possible that it also shoots more projectiles, but I wouldn't know, I never got too far into the fight. What I do know is that, thanks to its faster pace, you can't clear this game with skill and patience alone, like you could in the first.
Because I haven't gotten that far (I also don't have any other source of info), I can't say for sure how bad, or how difficult this is, so I'm leaving both rating fields blank. But I can say for sure that it's really bad, and really difficult, and I definitely wouldn't recommend it.
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Buffed version of the first Slave game, it consists of a short platforming section followed by a Big Kid boss. The platforming is a bit more precise than in the first game and just as fun, but the true difficulty comes from the boss. The Big Kid boss is similar to the first game, but the bullets move more quickly and the water doesn't give you double jump. It's possible that it also shoots more projectiles, but I wouldn't know, I never got too far into the fight. What I do know is that, thanks to its faster pace, you can't clear this game with skill and patience alone, like you could in the first.
Because I haven't gotten that far (I also don't have any other source of info), I can't say for sure how bad, or how difficult this is, so I'm leaving both rating fields blank. But I can say for sure that it's really bad, and really difficult, and I definitely wouldn't recommend it.
Rating: N/A
Difficulty: N/A
Mar 17, 2019