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GaspacoZanis
For: I wanna be the No Sense
For: I wanna be the No Sense
I wanna be the No Sense – game, which wants to be as nonsense. And LIPCONE did its best to make this game as much nonsensical as he could back in 2012.
Starting that game’s name has orthographical mistake in title already prepare use to the game. If you open game you will notice some kind of intro, which can be skipped, which is in Japanese. I don’t know Japanese, but I strongly believe that there is some nonsense written in there, since it would be canon to this game. Hey look, pokemon background and mouse cursor! But, wait, it isn’t Reshigia’s game, why it would be there? Oh, right! Because it is I wanna be the No Sense. Or it is esneS eht annaw I? I mean, that would explain why in difficulty screen impossible at the beginning, but medium is on the top. Since, I am lazy person, let’s just play on hard, because why not? What is the problem? Boring gameplay? No. Boring visuals? No. Restarting music? No. Fruits, which looks like apples, because of different sprite? Yes!!! IT ISN’T CANON! Anyway, needle is OK, and can be cleared in a few minutes, so everything fine. But, hey what is in that big portal? There you will meet with not-HD-quality Hatsune Miku, standard tileset and usual delicious fruit sprites (NOW THIS ISN’T CANON FOR TERMS OF THIS GAME!!!). Also, hey, Google chrome, Internet explorer, random black bullets and black lines, random visual effects (hey blue thing when timer shows ~1:26!, and also hey random Japanese text, which looks like obstacles but are just visual effects), random color background (don’t worry no epilepsy) and probably more, which totally is nonsensical. Gameplay may feel generic, but you won’t be bored, since watch out from random objects, also after you beat boss, go right without stopping, otherwise Google Chrome will kill you, which is unusual kind of troll. After that you will fall down, while hearing soundtrack from platforming and you can look on credits in Japanese, and if you understand Japanese then maybe you can even understand what LIPCONE had written. Anyway, hey looks like LIPCONE had made soundtrack for title screen and for platforming (at least I think so though)! That is unusual thing to see in fangames lol. Oh and then you will get again to the beginning of the game, which symbolize that game is endless and doesn’t have the last save, since it would be against the title.
Overall, this game does great to represent what game offers in its title, since you can stop bothering to find logic in this game, since there isn’t. And in such a terms this game is actually pretty good! Gameplay may seem boring and low quality, but can be found pretty fun 9at least for me, so that is why I am going to give this game pretty high rating, and after all, don’t miss what is the goal of making this game, OK? If so then I would actually recommend to try this game, oh wait it is private and can’t be found on internet, unless… [READ MORE]
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Starting that game’s name has orthographical mistake in title already prepare use to the game. If you open game you will notice some kind of intro, which can be skipped, which is in Japanese. I don’t know Japanese, but I strongly believe that there is some nonsense written in there, since it would be canon to this game. Hey look, pokemon background and mouse cursor! But, wait, it isn’t Reshigia’s game, why it would be there? Oh, right! Because it is I wanna be the No Sense. Or it is esneS eht annaw I? I mean, that would explain why in difficulty screen impossible at the beginning, but medium is on the top. Since, I am lazy person, let’s just play on hard, because why not? What is the problem? Boring gameplay? No. Boring visuals? No. Restarting music? No. Fruits, which looks like apples, because of different sprite? Yes!!! IT ISN’T CANON! Anyway, needle is OK, and can be cleared in a few minutes, so everything fine. But, hey what is in that big portal? There you will meet with not-HD-quality Hatsune Miku, standard tileset and usual delicious fruit sprites (NOW THIS ISN’T CANON FOR TERMS OF THIS GAME!!!). Also, hey, Google chrome, Internet explorer, random black bullets and black lines, random visual effects (hey blue thing when timer shows ~1:26!, and also hey random Japanese text, which looks like obstacles but are just visual effects), random color background (don’t worry no epilepsy) and probably more, which totally is nonsensical. Gameplay may feel generic, but you won’t be bored, since watch out from random objects, also after you beat boss, go right without stopping, otherwise Google Chrome will kill you, which is unusual kind of troll. After that you will fall down, while hearing soundtrack from platforming and you can look on credits in Japanese, and if you understand Japanese then maybe you can even understand what LIPCONE had written. Anyway, hey looks like LIPCONE had made soundtrack for title screen and for platforming (at least I think so though)! That is unusual thing to see in fangames lol. Oh and then you will get again to the beginning of the game, which symbolize that game is endless and doesn’t have the last save, since it would be against the title.
Overall, this game does great to represent what game offers in its title, since you can stop bothering to find logic in this game, since there isn’t. And in such a terms this game is actually pretty good! Gameplay may seem boring and low quality, but can be found pretty fun 9at least for me, so that is why I am going to give this game pretty high rating, and after all, don’t miss what is the goal of making this game, OK? If so then I would actually recommend to try this game, oh wait it is private and can’t be found on internet, unless… [READ MORE]
Rating: 5.6 56
Difficulty: 43 43
Oct 21, 2018
Desticler
For: I wanna bigger penis
For: I wanna bigger penis
I learned 2 things from this game:
1) "Bigger" is a verb
2) A white kid can have a black penis
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1) "Bigger" is a verb
2) A white kid can have a black penis
Rating: 9.1 91
Difficulty: 35 35
Oct 21, 2018
GaspacoZanis
For: I don't wanna to study
For: I don't wanna to study
Pretty cool avoidance made by ケィ, which creator did make private, however I don’t know why. This is avoidance with catchy track, which gives player dothitbox and 5 HP if you play on normal. Avoidance itself is very fun, even though it has some unfair attacks, which can annoy pretty easily. I liked patterns and I liked attacks itself, since they really fit well and somehow aren’t too annoying, also if you understand the fight, then if you would like to reclear it, then it shouldn’t take too much on normal. My first cleared game by this creator, which I already like, nice! Also, I don’t really know why this game has such a title, did creator make this game, while he didn’t want to study or what? Anyway, I would recommend this one if you are looking for some avoidance, which isn’t too hard and which you can find somewhere or from someone.
P.S. Cleared also on very hard mode (1 HP), and can say that it is also as fun as on medium mode, difficulty around 48, I guess (took me 79 deaths and 35 minutes lol).
P.S. Cleared also on very hard mode (1 HP), and can say that it is also as fun as on medium mode, difficulty around 48, I guess (took me 79 deaths and 35 minutes lol).
Tagged as: Avoidance
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Rating: 6.6 66
Difficulty: 41 41
Oct 21, 2018
ArtismExpert
For: I wanna be the アイワナ制作初心者
For: I wanna be the アイワナ制作初心者
Don't be fooled by the fake end screen.
Bosses are fairly simple--the only difference between the two is one of them gains an extra attack halfway through.
Rating would have been less than 10 without the double diamond save--I assume you weren't supposed to be able to save in between jumps.
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Bosses are fairly simple--the only difference between the two is one of them gains an extra attack halfway through.
Rating would have been less than 10 without the double diamond save--I assume you weren't supposed to be able to save in between jumps.
Rating: 4.0 40
Difficulty: 30 30
Oct 21, 2018
GaspacoZanis
For: I wanna be the GM
For: I wanna be the GM
Old Hanshin’s game, which was never released on official Japanese wiki, but apparently was on Hanshin’s wiki. It is pretty short and bad game, which consist of 3 things: 1. one screen of platforming 2. boss 3. avoidance.
Platforming in short: one screen of boring needle which includes invisible blocks, traps, vines, easy saves, guyrock and standard tileset. Pretty meh.
Boss in short: boss, which has 2 phases, but can be easily first tried, since there isn’t so many problems, except that you should jump off platform in time. That is it what you have to know about this boss. Just meh.
Avoidance in short: avoidance, which has standard tileset, blurred Miku sprite, pretty cool and short soundtrack, some RNG and luck attacks, and some aimings. Overall, I liked soundtrack and maybe even had some fun (and that is why rating isn't even lower than that), but still meh.
Overall opinion in short: Meh.
Wouldn’t recommend.
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Platforming in short: one screen of boring needle which includes invisible blocks, traps, vines, easy saves, guyrock and standard tileset. Pretty meh.
Boss in short: boss, which has 2 phases, but can be easily first tried, since there isn’t so many problems, except that you should jump off platform in time. That is it what you have to know about this boss. Just meh.
Avoidance in short: avoidance, which has standard tileset, blurred Miku sprite, pretty cool and short soundtrack, some RNG and luck attacks, and some aimings. Overall, I liked soundtrack and maybe even had some fun (and that is why rating isn't even lower than that), but still meh.
Overall opinion in short: Meh.
Wouldn’t recommend.
Rating: 2.2 22
Difficulty: 25 25
Oct 21, 2018
ArtismExpert
For: I wanna get the RYOTA's Heart
For: I wanna get the RYOTA's Heart
"O" area is disgusting and the final boss is RNG hell.
Story doesn't matter when there's no gameplay value and no translation.
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Story doesn't matter when there's no gameplay value and no translation.
Rating: 2.5 25
Difficulty: 40 40
Oct 21, 2018
GaspacoZanis
For: I wanna be the Water crest inside person (mini)
For: I wanna be the Water crest inside person (mini)
Pretty weird game made by Reshigia, which is some kind of sequel of I wanna be the Fire crest inside person, which means that game is meant to be as some kind of memorial fangame to celebrate some time in fangame community or something like that. The only difference is that this one is made by Reshigia, which looks like is dedicated to himself, since in the intro there are used many games made by Reshigia (mainly old games, not including I wanna be the Lizardmanmaster games, except for I wanna be the Lizardmanmaster Black Festival), but looks like there is no reference to his games, since it is similar style as I wanna be the Fire crest inside person, the only difference is that this one has 2 stages (that is why this game has ‘(mini)’ written in it). Those are stages 2 and 8. Those are Guy stage and stage, which you have to clear in given time. Guy stage is remade first screen, using the same tileset and soundtrack (which doesn’t restart). Mainly this is trap stage, similarly like original, however here it is actually better. I can’t call it like great or horrible, it was OK, since I am not big fan of such stages. The main problems can be with stage 8, which should be cleared in limited time. This stage has not so much of time so it can be problematic to time it correctly, since here are quite a lot of screens, which should be cleared and also there is some miniboss, which is RNG, which means it can take some time. I kind of liked it, however precise timings weren’t so fun to deal with, because I needed to restart every time if I lost even just few seconds. So I will just say that it was pretty mediocre. Overall, visually I liked unusual death effect (kid gets thrown into screen lol), soundtracks and the whole concept, however, gameplay was pretty bad and even boring, and fact that it was intended to be unfinished made the existence of this game pretty useless (it is intended since there is even clear screen lol), so I don’t know would I even recommend this game. Most likely I would say that I wouldn’t recommend this game, unless you would like to see title screens of some Reshigia’s private games lol.
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Rating: 4.5 45
Difficulty: 38 38
Oct 21, 2018
theTics
For: I wanna be the Boshy
For: I wanna be the Boshy
Rating based on hardon mode. It's the first fangame I've played. I've been underestimating about the difficulty of this game because I played this like a million times, so my difficulty is based on the feeling of first time I tried the game(easy mode).
Except for some unfair platforming, I enjoyed all of this game: plenty of variety, bosses, secrets, musics, character, etc.
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Except for some unfair platforming, I enjoyed all of this game: plenty of variety, bosses, secrets, musics, character, etc.
Rating: 9.6 96
Difficulty: 75 75
Oct 21, 2018
Chiyeri
For: I wanna be the DARK BLAZE
For: I wanna be the DARK BLAZE
Fun and easy barrage, the only part I had trouble with was the bouncing attack.
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Rating: 7.0 70
Difficulty: 45 45
Oct 21, 2018