I wanna get Cultured

Creators: pieceofcheese87, Paragusrants

Average Rating
7.0 / 10
Average Difficulty
54.8 / 100
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Adventure (8) Needle (9) Avoidance (3) Trap (3) Gimmick (12) Medley (38) Boss (9) Secrets (3) Long (16) Funny (5) Story (1) Meme (16) Dice (1) Chase (1) StageRush (1) Dank (1) Troll_Boss (3) needleventure (1) stage_rush (1)

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Creator's Comments:

Bob [Creator]
I Wanna Get Cultured is an IWBTG fangame that started out as a small joke game between 2 friends imitating the Kamilia series of games. After realizing the potential and interest in a game like this, Pieceofcheese and Paragusrants teamed up to slowly turn the game into a full length project. Pieceofcheese is the producer responsible for all the games programming / coding, music selection, and most boss designs. Paragusrants acted as director by picking the content in terms of which fangames and screens would be represented in the first 6 stages

Paragus: As an avid fangame player and streamer on twitch TV, the games represented act as sort of a retelling of my journey through fangames. All of the games are included are games and screens that struck me as particularly memorable and well-made. The final stage includes original screens designed by pieceofcheese.

The goal is to create a game whose main focus is platforming (not grinding on bosses), and to create a game that would be accessible for newer players, have high replayability, and be a fun speedrun / racing game for more seasoned players. We hope you enjoy the experience this cliff notes version of my journey.

Game features

6 Full Length Fangame Stages!
1 Final Stage of exlusive original screens!
7 Hidden Unlockable Characters (1 Per Stage)!
Memorable Boss Encounters!
Amazing Soundtrack!
Achievement System!
..and an ending you won't soon forget!

After completing the game you will also unlock various new game modes to increase replayability! These modes include replaying the game with various gimmicks applied tot he entire game such as Speed, Ice, Low Gravity, Spotlight, Meteors and more!

In addition, there is a "Random" mode which will ensure you never have the same playthroguh twice! Each time you enter a screen in random you will automatically be assigned one of the variables and locked in for that screen.

For the highly skilled, "Bifficult" mode only for the most experienced and seasoned crazies who want the ultimate challenge. This mode increases the difficulty of each screen substantially by adding more obstacles. Bifficult mode can then be combined with "Random" and the other modes for even a greater unpredictable challenge!

Sunpossible mode is also present as a tribute to the infamous "Churatch" mode. Players will be given a box to enter a number of lives they want to have for the entire game. Once your lives are depleted, your game is over for good! Are you good enough to get the achievement for beating the game on Sunpossible with only 100 lives?

Special thanks goes out to the IWBTG Twitch TV Community "The Wannabes" for their help and support at various stages of this project.

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Feb 10, 2015

151 Reviews:

Leinaps
Very nice and funny medley game, especially boss es.

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Rating: 8.0 80       Difficulty: 51 51
Sep 11, 2018
dotorya
Difficulty does not include more than normal difficulty.

Pretty fun medley game, even though some of the screens were tedious. (Especially stage 4) I'm still working on two extra modes, and they also gives extra contents to try on. Musics were awesome to play with.

I think I'll visit this game lot of times more.

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Rating: 9.0 90       Difficulty: 55 55
May 26, 2018
FKite294
It is a very good game. stage 1-4 was "easy" but 5 and more was really hard for me. I'm not an experienced player but I managed to finish the game :D
It was fun :3

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Tagged as: Needle Gimmick Medley Secrets Long Funny
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Rating: 8.1 81       Difficulty: 60 60
Apr 25, 2018
Patuah
I Wanna get Cultured is an interesting Medley, Taking inspiration from the Kamilia Series this one takes a more Beginner-Friendly approach, platforming feels great in this one even when they change some stuff to match the game it came from. The difficulty curve in this game is really good, starting out super easy then going to actually challenging. The humour is done pretty well (IMO) and the music is fine.
But still this is not a perfect game whatsoever, there are lots of stinkers in this one. Mainly
Stage4 being a huge tower that ends up being boring rather than anything else and being way too long. And for a more important negative: The final boss is thematically good but just ends up being annoying with all the rng it has. For the final phase getting Speed with "I wanna conquer the 100 trials" was just an instant restart because it was just so unfair comparing it to any of the others. I Wanna be the 3200min with low-g or I wanna celebrate the 100 with anything.

Still I wouldn't go as far as to say this is a bad game, I would be lying if I didn't say i had fun with it but those thing in the spoiler really wreck the experience.

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Tagged as: Medley Long
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Rating: 7.0 70       Difficulty: 50 50
Jan 27, 2018
Mako
I love this game, Its not the hardest but the final boss, is very annoying and is rng based.

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Tagged as: Medley Meme
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Rating: 8.0 80       Difficulty: 45 45
Dec 1, 2016