I Don't Wanna Be The TAS

Creator: 83

Average Rating
3.1 / 10
Average Difficulty
9.4 / 100
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Needle (3) Special (2) Short (1) Meme (1) NoBoss (1) EasyMode (1) TAS (2)

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  • by Zorgo
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  • by GaspacoZanis
  • by GaspacoZanis
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14 Reviews:

MikuStar263
6 screens from the original TAS game
the first two with minispikes,
for the others you have godmode

free clear (-_-)zzz

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Tagged as: Needle Meme NoBoss EasyMode TAS
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Rating: 3.9 39       Difficulty: 14 14
Aug 20, 2019
GaspacoZanis
Ratings based on Medium difficulty setting. Although I have also beaten Lunatic mode, and even for that my rating probably would be 13 or something like that. I do not know how to rate properly such easy games, so keep in mind that I might be also underrating.

Quite old Chinese game (.exe shows 15/09/2013 date), which was originally distributed on Chinese websites, all links of which are most likely expired at this point. You can find game's backup on Archive, and as far I know there are no viruses if you download that way.

That being said, this is a very short unfinished game (literally says, beta), that has 7 screens taken from 'I wanna be the TAS'. The idea is that you have an introductory screen, where you go with conveyors to the portal (with some heart-pounding soundtrack), then you go to the main 6 screens. 2 of them are nerfed using mini-spikes and fake traps, that do not kill you, alongside additional secret blocks as far as I can tell. Then you have 2 yellow screens, where every spike is a block, so you cannot die. And then there are 2 blue screens where every spike and fruit disappears as soon as you touch them. The disappearance is followed by a loud sound effect, so on the last screen you might have a blast in the ears if you destroy too many in a row.

Zorgo's screenshot shows just one save on screen, but if you use Medium mode, you will see that there are more, so the difficulty is even lower. Weirdly enough, there are actually quite a lot of difficulty settings, including 'Lunatic' and 'Easy' mode that says 'Caution : Player is Girl!' (you just have a bow and more saves, basically). Lunatic mode is also weird, because it is basically like Impossible but you have a save in the beginning of the 1st real screen. I mean, it is hard to die on the introductory screen, so I do not know why would you need 'Impossible' mode, and also how can you know the differences beforehand?

The music resets every new screen or upon the death. It is pretty cool song, but it is a bit annoying that it restarts in a such way.

Title screen says 'Fake TAS', which is funny, and also fits perfectly to the game.

When you beat the game, you get to the demo blocks.

That is basically it.

It is pretty interesting seeing the fake traps, and a bit creative way to show that nothing kills you. MikuStar263's review mentions that you have godmode, but I would not necessarily call it like that. It is more like that spikes become blocks and then spikes and fruits are allergic to the kid lol.

This is not a disaster of a game. But it also does not have much going on.

I did not know that '83' has made any games, so it was something new to me.

Anyway, would not recommend.

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Tagged as: Needle Special Short
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Rating: 2.6 26       Difficulty: 6 6
Jun 9, 2025
yangshuoen
TAS but so easy

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Tagged as: Needle TAS
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Rating: 3.4 34       Difficulty: 7 7
Dec 6, 2022
Theguykid
very easy

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Rating: N/A       Difficulty: 3 3
Dec 6, 2022
jimaba0905
lol

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Rating: 3.4 34       Difficulty: 22 22
Sep 27, 2021