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xva
For: I wanna be the Aozi
For: I wanna be the Aozi
needle game that stretches on and on and on and on. maker seems to get bored near the end and eventually starts paying less and less attention to the jumps he's putting in, resulting in weirdly hard jumps randomly appearing. the needle is passable, but gets stale quite quickly. it isn't necessarily 'bad', but it isn't necessarily 'great' either. tileset isn't very nice and the music gets annoying after not too long. I don't mean to sound impatient or anything, but I feel like if the game had floor numbers or something to mark your progress it'd be much better. I had a similar issue with games like descend the 69, where I had no idea how far along I was until the game suddenly ended. the key difference between descend the 69 and this game being that Stonk actually makes great stream-of-consciousness needle
lasttisislife said it best, I think
lasttisislife said it best, I think
Tagged as: Needle
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Rating: 5.0 50
Difficulty: 63 63
Jul 2, 2025
xva
For: I wanna be the Fortress
For: I wanna be the Fortress
quite a huge mess, only comparable to a game like I wanna be the HST. it's some sort of unholy amalgamation of blocks, spikes, triggers (traps), weird design and odd bosses. it's a game that is so bad that it becomes genuinely entertaining after a while. I don't know what the fuck Yoyo was thinking while making this game. it goes against almost every imaginable fangame design convention you can think of. there's so much stuff that simply makes no sense or is incredibly stupid. there's also a lot of "find the hidden trigger lol" rooms in the game, so prepare for a bunch of ceaseless jumping around if you're playing blind. another weird optional thing is the barrage warps which give you absolutely no reward when cleared. they're entirely optional and get very luck based very quickly, so there's no real reason to play or clear them. the platforming makes up the bulk of the difficulty, as you'll encounter weird jumps, mean triggers and strange design. bosses don't have a lot going on = I'm fairly certain a few of them are recycled from other Yoyo games
strangely enough, I'd recommend it if you wanna play something that is so incredibly bad that it becomes good. it's genuinely entertaining the bullshittery this game pulls
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strangely enough, I'd recommend it if you wanna play something that is so incredibly bad that it becomes good. it's genuinely entertaining the bullshittery this game pulls
Rating: 6.0 60
Difficulty: 51 51
Jul 2, 2025
xva
For: I wanna for the eaZy
For: I wanna for the eaZy
short avoidance with a silly instagib at the end. the RNG is rather easy and there's a single pattern that can catch you slightly off-guard. I'd recommend watching a video beforehand to get a feel for when the instagib is
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Rating: 5.7 57
Difficulty: 28 28
Jul 2, 2025
xva
For: I wanna be the Seven load
For: I wanna be the Seven load
seven short areas of platforming with a few sparse traps. I'd go as far as to say it's sub-yoyo level needle - i.e. Salt has less sparse needle than this game. it's quite reminiscent of Salt, especially with the traps. there's a few unique tilesets and triggers, but that's about it. it's somewhat hard to die if you're paying any attention at all
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Rating: 3.0 30
Difficulty: 9 9
Jul 2, 2025
xva
For: I wanna be the 3200sec
For: I wanna be the 3200sec
a game that's largely inferior to 3200min in every sense. there's one funny vine setup, some 2fs and a weird corner with a save in an uncomfortable position. the game is rather short and there isn't that much that's fun or interesting to play within it. no music or visuals to speak of either. I think the stark difference between this game and its sequel is very funny
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Rating: 2.9 29
Difficulty: 18 18
Jul 2, 2025
wakusei
For: Happy Birthday to Cream
For: Happy Birthday to Cream
天使と! 悪魔と! 天使と! 悪魔と! 天使と! 悪魔が！天国，地獄の天国，地獄の天国，地獄の天国，地獄の
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Rating: 9.1 91
Difficulty: 68 68
Jul 2, 2025
theTics
For: I wanna beat the Spikes 4
For: I wanna beat the Spikes 4
Tagged as: Needle
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Rating: 5.7 57
Difficulty: 74 74
Jul 2, 2025