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GaspacoZanis
For: I wanna be the Duck Jump
For: I wanna be the Duck Jump
Parody on 'I wanna be the Gate jump' released in 2014. You can easily tell that this was made more than 10 years ago:
- Readme referencing to ParagusRants (I have no clues what was the context or who even made this): 'I God damnit para, you had to have vent open. look at what you made me do.'
- Title screen saying 'Thanks Obama'
- Some weird remix / cover of 'The Duck Song' made in an 'edgy' way
- Epilepsy text
- Curse word and a slur
- 'Funny Construction' of Saves in a specific manner at the end.
So, yeah, this is dated.
As for the gameplay you have to do a nerfed double invert with a duck character. The jump is harder than the gate jump, but it is probably easier than doing the diamond jump.
Then there is a clear screen. You can try to save jump to the ceiling but you won't be rewarded in any way.
The author tried to be funny, but I do not find this funny, and probably would not have found this funny in the past either. The only cute thing is the 'Quack' difficulty options.
There is not much to the game. It is bland for the parody, and does not have much in it.
You could say that this is better than 'I wanna be the Gate jump', but I will still rate this lower. It feels a bit cringe in 2025, what you could not say about the original game.
Would not recommend unless you need a free clear for your clear list.
- Readme referencing to ParagusRants (I have no clues what was the context or who even made this): 'I God damnit para, you had to have vent open. look at what you made me do.'
- Title screen saying 'Thanks Obama'
- Some weird remix / cover of 'The Duck Song' made in an 'edgy' way
- Epilepsy text
- Curse word and a slur
- 'Funny Construction' of Saves in a specific manner at the end.
So, yeah, this is dated.
As for the gameplay you have to do a nerfed double invert with a duck character. The jump is harder than the gate jump, but it is probably easier than doing the diamond jump.
Then there is a clear screen. You can try to save jump to the ceiling but you won't be rewarded in any way.
The author tried to be funny, but I do not find this funny, and probably would not have found this funny in the past either. The only cute thing is the 'Quack' difficulty options.
There is not much to the game. It is bland for the parody, and does not have much in it.
You could say that this is better than 'I wanna be the Gate jump', but I will still rate this lower. It feels a bit cringe in 2025, what you could not say about the original game.
Would not recommend unless you need a free clear for your clear list.
Tagged as: Needle
[0] Likes
Rating: 0.4 4
Difficulty: 5 5
May 11, 2025
opanker
For: Not Another Needle Contest 2
For: Not Another Needle Contest 2
Great game overall. However, the final stage could have been like a quarter of the length. At least the final boss was good.
[0] Likes
Rating: 9.0 90
Difficulty: 65 65
May 11, 2025
eggkid
For: I wanna Restart
For: I wanna Restart
Tagged as: Avoidance
[0] Likes
Rating: 2.5 25
Difficulty: 56 56
May 11, 2025
PlutoTheThing
For: I wanna T and H
For: I wanna T and H
If you've played the other two games in the series you know what to expect. Just like those games this game has some fun ideas and cool jumps, although I think it had the most awkward stuff of all the games. Despite that it's still quite fun and very consistently enjoyable.
[0] Likes
Rating: 7.5 75
Difficulty: 73 73
May 11, 2025
Delicious Fruit