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Renko97
For: I wanna kill the joy
For: I wanna kill the joy
A short needle game with gray spikes with break hitbox.
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Rating: 3.0 30
Difficulty: 28 28
Oct 19, 2023
Taprus
For: I wanna be the Railgun
For: I wanna be the Railgun
Rating based on VHard, which contains the avoidance.
The needle on VHard (which is 8 easy screens of needle in a row) is honestly not that bad, I had fun with it. Id probably rate it, on its own, a 6/10 and 60 difficulty.
The avoidance however is probably the most horrendous thing I've ever played. It genuinely feels like absolutely 0 thought was put into it, I'd be shocked if the maker took more than like 3 hours to make it. Between a complete meatgrind of an intro, what is essentially a 50/50 burgerflip in the middle and a complete nonsense curving attack at the end, I'm frankly appalled that anyone ever took the time to beat this. Horrible, do not play, please.
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The needle on VHard (which is 8 easy screens of needle in a row) is honestly not that bad, I had fun with it. Id probably rate it, on its own, a 6/10 and 60 difficulty.
The avoidance however is probably the most horrendous thing I've ever played. It genuinely feels like absolutely 0 thought was put into it, I'd be shocked if the maker took more than like 3 hours to make it. Between a complete meatgrind of an intro, what is essentially a 50/50 burgerflip in the middle and a complete nonsense curving attack at the end, I'm frankly appalled that anyone ever took the time to beat this. Horrible, do not play, please.
Rating: 0.0 0
Difficulty: 92 92
Oct 18, 2023
FancyFishie
For: I wanna KILL BOWSER
For: I wanna KILL BOWSER
BOWSER
Tagged as: Adventure
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Rating: 4.0 40
Difficulty: 35 35
Oct 18, 2023
PlutoTheThing
For: I Wanna Defeat The Discord Makers NA Side
For: I Wanna Defeat The Discord Makers NA Side
Decent collab, although a lot of the needle is relatively standard. There's some cool stuff like Derf's stage being entirely unique although having some not amazing gameplay, and Dopamine who made some pretty creative stuff. The highlight was easily Wonderful for me who made great needle as always. Nothing mindblowing but worth the time it takes to play through.
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Rating: 7.7 77
Difficulty: 64 64
Oct 18, 2023
voraciousreader
For: I Wanna Bonfire
For: I Wanna Bonfire
Rating basing on normal clear.
Very fun, banger song, thanks for the practice mode
The only attack that felt a bit questionable was the high-speed rain with a big red star obscuring the middle of the screen
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Very fun, banger song, thanks for the practice mode
The only attack that felt a bit questionable was the high-speed rain with a big red star obscuring the middle of the screen
Rating: 8.5 85
Difficulty: 45 45
Oct 18, 2023
Renko97
For: I wanna be the IWD spike
For: I wanna be the IWD spike
A short puzzle game with a unusual gimmick but interesting, the boss is a joke.
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Rating: 6.0 60
Difficulty: 36 36
Oct 18, 2023
Renko97
For: I wanna be the IWC2
For: I wanna be the IWC2
Rare game with traps and an avoidance with a surprise attack.
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Rating: 4.4 44
Difficulty: 20 20
Oct 18, 2023
PlutoTheThing
For: I Wanna Defeat the Nader Makers: Chill Side
For: I Wanna Defeat the Nader Makers: Chill Side
This review is based on a 100% clear
Super chill and fun collab, fitting for the name. There's some pretty good variety in the stages and they all feel great to play. Watson has some wonderfully creative gimmicks, Skull's needle feels smooth and good, Arzztt has some cute V-Kid stuff, etc. I will say that egg's stages were notably harder than the rest for me, but I had a good time with them, especially the extra stage. All in all the game has basically no low points and is just a good, short little game, easily recommend if you wanna relax for a bit.
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Super chill and fun collab, fitting for the name. There's some pretty good variety in the stages and they all feel great to play. Watson has some wonderfully creative gimmicks, Skull's needle feels smooth and good, Arzztt has some cute V-Kid stuff, etc. I will say that egg's stages were notably harder than the rest for me, but I had a good time with them, especially the extra stage. All in all the game has basically no low points and is just a good, short little game, easily recommend if you wanna relax for a bit.
Rating: 9.5 95
Difficulty: 63 63
Oct 18, 2023
ElCochran90
For: I Wanna Be Like Beautiful Starlight
For: I Wanna Be Like Beautiful Starlight
*Cleared on 09/02/2023*
The game Flavi the Flav does not want you to play because he made it is one of the fangames of all times: U.S. soundtrack that no one outside the country will recognize, woeful platforming, repetitive triggers, nasty choke jumps that do not compare to the average difficulty, single-jump gimmick implemented horribly, unspeakable screen transitions in all areas (especially corridor needle), horrendous background choices and a cute, first-try boss (at least in my case). Even if you want to highlight yourself first-trying the boss (you guessed it: a cherry), it will be muted due to copyright. The only swag thing about the game is the Phil Collins wallpaper I guess.
Also, if I might ask, why is the average difficulty above 60?
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The game Flavi the Flav does not want you to play because he made it is one of the fangames of all times: U.S. soundtrack that no one outside the country will recognize, woeful platforming, repetitive triggers, nasty choke jumps that do not compare to the average difficulty, single-jump gimmick implemented horribly, unspeakable screen transitions in all areas (especially corridor needle), horrendous background choices and a cute, first-try boss (at least in my case). Even if you want to highlight yourself first-trying the boss (you guessed it: a cherry), it will be muted due to copyright. The only swag thing about the game is the Phil Collins wallpaper I guess.
Also, if I might ask, why is the average difficulty above 60?
Rating: 1.5 15
Difficulty: 55 55
Oct 18, 2023
Delicious Fruit