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PlutoTheThing
For: I Wanna Leave This Hell
For: I Wanna Leave This Hell
This review is based on a clear of the Good Ending
As far as I'm concerned with atmosphere and music, this game is top tier, but don't let that detract from the gameplay. The platforming is smooth and incorporates some really fun gimmicks, most are stuff you'll probably have seen before if you are familiar with gimmick needle, but there's still some unique concepts and it's all quite smooth. Not every save is a total winner but there's also no losers here, it's consistent quality and fun. If you chose to go for the good ending, there's a cute medley section with some fun avoidances at the end, which to me was quite fun despite what other people have said, so play it at your own risk. It at least lets me transition into talking about the two bosses, which are quite nice, and definitely appreciated to help the pacing of the game. All in all, fantastic stuff here.
[2] Likes
As far as I'm concerned with atmosphere and music, this game is top tier, but don't let that detract from the gameplay. The platforming is smooth and incorporates some really fun gimmicks, most are stuff you'll probably have seen before if you are familiar with gimmick needle, but there's still some unique concepts and it's all quite smooth. Not every save is a total winner but there's also no losers here, it's consistent quality and fun. If you chose to go for the good ending, there's a cute medley section with some fun avoidances at the end, which to me was quite fun despite what other people have said, so play it at your own risk. It at least lets me transition into talking about the two bosses, which are quite nice, and definitely appreciated to help the pacing of the game. All in all, fantastic stuff here.
Rating: 9.5 95
Difficulty: 56 56
Sep 4, 2023
PlutoTheThing
For: I wanna Wonderful Rush
For: I wanna Wonderful Rush
Wonderful Rush is truly, honestly, one of the most beautiful avoidances I've ever played, from the incredibly varied patterns, a gorgeous song, great choreographed pattern sequences that make the whole thing feel so cohesive, and a wonderfully cheery atmosphere with cute pastel cherry colors, it's a very pretty game, but none of that matters if the game isn't fun. I'm sure many will dismiss this as RNG trash, or more likely, Instagib trash, but to me, this is an absolutely wonderful pattern avoidance, the patterns are all consistent, with none feeling like it's random if you can get them or not, and they feel amazing to learn and master. There's so many visually interesting ones that are super fun to play and the learning process isn't that bad, as there's a high amount of consistency for nearly everything.
The biggest blemish on the game is easily the RNG, while some RNG attacks are perfectly fair and fine, some are just blatantly unfair, and will kill your attempt randomly. To me, this is a very minor issue, as for the most part you aren't gonna destroyed by RNG all that often, but it does happen, and sucks even if you can reach the part you died to very easily. All in all, while this is an issue, it hardly affects my score.
At this point, I've accepted that my taste in fangames is weird, I think most people would look at this avoidance in disgust, but to me, this is one of the best fangame experiences I've had, I never was mad or upset, and was just vibing the entire time. To me, Wonderful Rush feels like a work of art, and a dance through intricate cherry patterns that I'll probably never forget.
[3] Likes
The biggest blemish on the game is easily the RNG, while some RNG attacks are perfectly fair and fine, some are just blatantly unfair, and will kill your attempt randomly. To me, this is a very minor issue, as for the most part you aren't gonna destroyed by RNG all that often, but it does happen, and sucks even if you can reach the part you died to very easily. All in all, while this is an issue, it hardly affects my score.
At this point, I've accepted that my taste in fangames is weird, I think most people would look at this avoidance in disgust, but to me, this is one of the best fangame experiences I've had, I never was mad or upset, and was just vibing the entire time. To me, Wonderful Rush feels like a work of art, and a dance through intricate cherry patterns that I'll probably never forget.
Rating: 9.7 97
Difficulty: 88 88
Sep 3, 2023
Renko97
For: I wanna be the 82c282bd82a982dd
For: I wanna be the 82c282bd82a982dd
The boss is the best thing in the game.
[0] Likes
Rating: 5.0 50
Difficulty: 34 34
Sep 3, 2023
Renko97
For: I wanna be the 50 SGGK Riser
For: I wanna be the 50 SGGK Riser
Sggk or plane...idk
Tagged as: Needle
[0] Likes
Rating: 2.0 20
Difficulty: 40 40
Sep 3, 2023
R3Ked
For: Super F 14
For: Super F 14
this fangame is like sheriff domestic:
- parody
- looks bad
- hides something deep
- i don't understand it
also ignore the impossible tag because it's possible apparently
- parody
- looks bad
- hides something deep
- i don't understand it
also ignore the impossible tag because it's possible apparently
Tagged as: Puzzle
[2] Likes
Rating: N/A
Difficulty: N/A
Sep 3, 2023
Renko97
For: I wanna be parTed I-side Trap
For: I wanna be parTed I-side Trap
Rating not include Ex.
[0] Likes
Rating: 4.6 46
Difficulty: 62 62
Sep 3, 2023
LastTISisLife
For: I wanna be the Pharaoh 2
For: I wanna be the Pharaoh 2
I really wanna write funny review, but i will hold myself. This is serious essay
This game is nothing less than huge mess of sometimes cool, but mostly incredibly stupid and strange ideas. I couldn't say it wasn't unique tho, no at all. Every save was interesting on it's own, but to a certain degree. Unfortunately, once game goes beyond this degree, it becomes unhealthly as most soft description of what's going on
Game starts with somewhat of small open world, where you need to find you way to fight 3 bosses. Every of this bosses is incredibly fucked, i wouldn't go deep, but one of them requires from you to softlock him in correct way (!), one of them is pure luck check with hard choke segment (!!), last of them is not that bad, but it has so much HP, that it took me to beat him longer than previous combined (!!!). Not gonna tell how hard and dumb are way to bosses, but believe me it is...
The game became only more cursed after this. Once you beat all bosses, you will encounter two needle screens, first one is actually somewhat fun with platform non-sense. And then you will proceed into pyramide. Oh man... OH MAN!
It actually hurts to think. This pyramide full of stupid design in most obnoxious and crazy way. While general concept is interesting - you search for secret paths to unlock every wall around exiting warp by obtaining item (4 in total). But man, the individual saves and even jumps are insane, some of them are just like taken from L-needle or similar stuff, and i'm not joking at all. Combine this with pure focus on traps and trolls, and you will received mess, that you can rarely witness
After this madness, final challenges are still awaits. Final needle stage is pretty alright, which is really suprising for this game, not too much shenanigans. First boss is Pharaoh itself, and it's quite fun platform-oriented fight. Second boss aka last boss aka WTF is...
Nothing less than hardest mashing boss in entirety of fangames (ok, maybe Kotori is harder, but who knows). And again. i'm not joking. You will need to survive 3 minutes of pattern boss fight, concept is simple and might sounds fun - you determinate waves of enemies, that are basically the kids as you. It also might sounds like not a big deal, but forget it. Beating this boss without gBrain strats/rebinds/autofire is challenge that will drive crazy almost anyone for it's sheer requirement of mashing. I beat in the most funny way possible, but hey i still did it (with my strat it was not that bad, but still painful). The difficulty of the game btw that i give is not for this boss, but difficulty of this boss gradually scales depending on what strat you chooses. Personally for me, it would be completely impossible with regular way of doing it, because mashing is not my field of expertise at all
Tbh, while looking at this game, i wonder, why i still liked it, lol. As you can see, rarely single thing in the game isn't annoying/bad/stupidly hard etc. But, man, the feeling and the flow of this game is something. I truly like crazy stuff, and this game fulfill my itch for unbelievably dumb things. From hard trap precise platforming to blind way approaching. From softlocking bosses to crush my hands in blood in attempts of beating final challenge of this game. This game is MEMORABLE, and while not being good, the spectre of emotions is what i appreciated the most, and i think creator and me were on same level of thinking, because i think creator fully enjoyed making this piece of garbage, and i... fully enjoyed my tortures, rages, pain and actually satisfaction overall
[5] Likes
This game is nothing less than huge mess of sometimes cool, but mostly incredibly stupid and strange ideas. I couldn't say it wasn't unique tho, no at all. Every save was interesting on it's own, but to a certain degree. Unfortunately, once game goes beyond this degree, it becomes unhealthly as most soft description of what's going on
Game starts with somewhat of small open world, where you need to find you way to fight 3 bosses. Every of this bosses is incredibly fucked, i wouldn't go deep, but one of them requires from you to softlock him in correct way (!), one of them is pure luck check with hard choke segment (!!), last of them is not that bad, but it has so much HP, that it took me to beat him longer than previous combined (!!!). Not gonna tell how hard and dumb are way to bosses, but believe me it is...
The game became only more cursed after this. Once you beat all bosses, you will encounter two needle screens, first one is actually somewhat fun with platform non-sense. And then you will proceed into pyramide. Oh man... OH MAN!
It actually hurts to think. This pyramide full of stupid design in most obnoxious and crazy way. While general concept is interesting - you search for secret paths to unlock every wall around exiting warp by obtaining item (4 in total). But man, the individual saves and even jumps are insane, some of them are just like taken from L-needle or similar stuff, and i'm not joking at all. Combine this with pure focus on traps and trolls, and you will received mess, that you can rarely witness
After this madness, final challenges are still awaits. Final needle stage is pretty alright, which is really suprising for this game, not too much shenanigans. First boss is Pharaoh itself, and it's quite fun platform-oriented fight. Second boss aka last boss aka WTF is...
Nothing less than hardest mashing boss in entirety of fangames (ok, maybe Kotori is harder, but who knows). And again. i'm not joking. You will need to survive 3 minutes of pattern boss fight, concept is simple and might sounds fun - you determinate waves of enemies, that are basically the kids as you. It also might sounds like not a big deal, but forget it. Beating this boss without gBrain strats/rebinds/autofire is challenge that will drive crazy almost anyone for it's sheer requirement of mashing. I beat in the most funny way possible, but hey i still did it (with my strat it was not that bad, but still painful). The difficulty of the game btw that i give is not for this boss, but difficulty of this boss gradually scales depending on what strat you chooses. Personally for me, it would be completely impossible with regular way of doing it, because mashing is not my field of expertise at all
Tbh, while looking at this game, i wonder, why i still liked it, lol. As you can see, rarely single thing in the game isn't annoying/bad/stupidly hard etc. But, man, the feeling and the flow of this game is something. I truly like crazy stuff, and this game fulfill my itch for unbelievably dumb things. From hard trap precise platforming to blind way approaching. From softlocking bosses to crush my hands in blood in attempts of beating final challenge of this game. This game is MEMORABLE, and while not being good, the spectre of emotions is what i appreciated the most, and i think creator and me were on same level of thinking, because i think creator fully enjoyed making this piece of garbage, and i... fully enjoyed my tortures, rages, pain and actually satisfaction overall
Rating: 5.6 56
Difficulty: 78 78
Sep 3, 2023