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bag103
For: I wanna be the Chokochoko
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Rating: 1.0 10       Difficulty: 10 10
Apr 29, 2023
Kilgour22
For: I wanna break the Needle Game
This is one of those games that, going into it, you need to be prepared for the worst of the worst in terms of platforming, creativity, and difficulty-balancing. If—and that's a big if—you can set aside any notion of standards, then you may find a couple of jumps to be marginally enjoyable.

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Rating: 2.0 20       Difficulty: 72 72
Apr 29, 2023
cLOUDDEAD
For: Not So Long Ago
3 screen long save with about 2 awkward jumps per screen, though its nothing super hard. pay attention to the tiles, since vines are very hard to see and theres a couple jumps that are way harder (but still possible) if you dont use the vines

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Rating: 5.0 50       Difficulty: 66 66
Apr 29, 2023
TheChiekurs
For: i wanna be the うんちょこのダークサイド
Tagged as: Avoidance
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Rating: N/A       Difficulty: N/A
Apr 29, 2023
TheChiekurs
For: MOTHER FUCKING MONEY
Tagged as: Avoidance
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Apr 29, 2023
Lucien
For: Welcome to Double 11!
Rating based on extra clear.

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Tagged as: Needle Collab
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Rating: 6.8 68       Difficulty: 70 70
Apr 29, 2023
DerpyHoovesIWBTG
For: I wanna be the Sublime
Old game from the past obviously isn't for everyone. It's a huge mess featuring random ideas, hard to learn bosses and awful visual challenge screens. You would think I would absolutely hate this for all of those reasons, but instead I was very surprised and had a very fun time grinding out everything. The game oozes that oldschool charm all throughout, featuring gimmicks you don't see anywhere else and the obviously outdated memes.

None of the screens play the same, so for me it was very exciting to learn a new gimmick or trap no matter how good or bad it is. This thought of mine also shared over to the bosses. While all of them have an attack or two at the least that straight up seem straight up undodgeable at times, you'll learn them fast and it becomes a grind of "What will the boss do now? Ah shit I'm dead" until you finally get it.

There is also a secret in every stage. While they don't do anything notable (since the game is unfinished indefinitely) they offer some of the most surreal experiences I've had in any fangame. In my opinion its best to play this blind, but they can be really hard to find. If you need a brief explanation for every location you can look below.

The Funk: Right path, Ogdens Metaphysical Exhibition screen, jump into the bridge at the bottom
Stuffed Toy Vorti-Ninja: Bottom path, right side of Frozen Tundra screen, jump on happy snowflake corridor sign
Cuppycake: Left path, top left of Here In My Car! and keep going left
MADs Jar: Left path, path above third screen, top left invisible block after balloon screen


I'm very bad at properly explaining what I found of this game. I came in expecting for the worst, but after I beat my first area (Commander Keen stage, which happened to be the hardest one in my opinion) I wanted to keep going to see how weird the game would become. It can become very cryptic at times, so personally I'd advise you to watch Musto's playthrough of this since he plays on the latest version and gets every item and secret.

Would recommend it if you are into oldschool adventure games or like the zany surreal/sudoku-ish games like the HB series or Burnmind/Freezemind. Some parts reminded me of オーオオ's style but more refined. Just make sure to find a playthrough because good luck finding everything on your own.

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Tagged as: Adventure Trap Gimmick Boss Secrets Special Puzzle Visual_Challenge unfinished
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Rating: 8.0 80       Difficulty: 73 73
Apr 29, 2023
LOLGamer
For: I wanna be Abducted
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Rating: 7.0 70       Difficulty: 55 55
Apr 29, 2023
Lucien
For: Not So Long Ago
Way too short. Make it longer pls

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Tagged as: Needle
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Rating: 6.9 69       Difficulty: 60 60
Apr 29, 2023
Lucien
For: MOTHER FUCKING MONEY
Tagged as: Avoidance
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Rating: 0.6 6       Difficulty: 5 5
Apr 29, 2023
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