LOLGamer's Profile
Send a PMJoined on: Aug 19, 2015
Bio:
aka kakoka
my ratings through 2015-17 are all dumb and dated lol
I've submitted:
125 Ratings!
122 Reviews!
9 Screenshots!

Report this user
125 Games
122 Reviews
LOLGamer
For: I wanna be the AMG
For: I wanna be the AMG
new floor 92 dropped
Tagged as: Mashing
[0] Likes
Rating: 5.0 50
Difficulty: 40 40
Jun 4, 2023
LOLGamer
For: I wanna be the LoveTrap
For: I wanna be the LoveTrap
I wanna be the MNG but bad
[1] Like
Rating: 0.6 6
Difficulty: 95 95
May 5, 2023
LOLGamer
For: A Very Whelwryht Christmas(s)
For: A Very Whelwryht Christmas(s)
this is a 2 game bundle and I will mostly be focusing this review on "wip festive game"
light spoilers ahead, the game I think is best experienced blind
This is a fangame that appeals to makers as much as it does to players. The gameplay mostly consists of puzzlish rooms that revolve around changing greenscreened fields into having different sorts of properties, such as low gravity, wind, and a very unique mechanic that I am not going to spoil here. The gameplay alone would be enough to constitute a pretty well made game, but what really sets this game apart is the Stanley Parable-like narration through it. The game is accompanied by a developer voice that comments on the various choices you make throughout, and the dialogue just has an incredible attention to detail that makes you feel like the developer really thought of everything. Along the way you'll be presented with various choices that may or may not be inconsequential, and this creates a dynamic where the game makes you do things you would normally never do just to see what the "voice" would say, like going through the maintenance tunnel multiple times. and all the attention to detail makes it feel real, like I know that everything is a preprogrammed response, but the fact that the game responds to various sequences of events that are really elaborate makes you feel like the voice is just there, watching you and live reacting to your moves and I think that creates a really unique experience.
The narration mostly follows a humorous tone, but there are moments where it shines as an endearing voice that is struggling with the development of the game. The way that the voice sometimes scraps perfectly serviceable gameplay out of the feeling of it not being good enough and berates itself at times reflects really well on how harsh it can be to develop a game that one feels satisfied with, which is something I think is felt by many developers around, and the vulnerable intimacy that the voice sometimes shows is really heartfelt and genuine and adds a lot to the game.
The game has multiple endings and to get the best ending you'll have to play it multiple times. But fear not, the narrator remembers your previous playthroughs and changes the game accordingly, so the game is immensely replayable in that aspect. A shocking ending awaits to those who are dedicated enough to seek all the secrets. All in all, the game is a brilliant blend of humorous and serious and has fun gameplay to accompany it, and is a definite recommendation from me.
[2] Likes
light spoilers ahead, the game I think is best experienced blind
This is a fangame that appeals to makers as much as it does to players. The gameplay mostly consists of puzzlish rooms that revolve around changing greenscreened fields into having different sorts of properties, such as low gravity, wind, and a very unique mechanic that I am not going to spoil here. The gameplay alone would be enough to constitute a pretty well made game, but what really sets this game apart is the Stanley Parable-like narration through it. The game is accompanied by a developer voice that comments on the various choices you make throughout, and the dialogue just has an incredible attention to detail that makes you feel like the developer really thought of everything. Along the way you'll be presented with various choices that may or may not be inconsequential, and this creates a dynamic where the game makes you do things you would normally never do just to see what the "voice" would say, like going through the maintenance tunnel multiple times. and all the attention to detail makes it feel real, like I know that everything is a preprogrammed response, but the fact that the game responds to various sequences of events that are really elaborate makes you feel like the voice is just there, watching you and live reacting to your moves and I think that creates a really unique experience.
The narration mostly follows a humorous tone, but there are moments where it shines as an endearing voice that is struggling with the development of the game. The way that the voice sometimes scraps perfectly serviceable gameplay out of the feeling of it not being good enough and berates itself at times reflects really well on how harsh it can be to develop a game that one feels satisfied with, which is something I think is felt by many developers around, and the vulnerable intimacy that the voice sometimes shows is really heartfelt and genuine and adds a lot to the game.
The game has multiple endings and to get the best ending you'll have to play it multiple times. But fear not, the narrator remembers your previous playthroughs and changes the game accordingly, so the game is immensely replayable in that aspect. A shocking ending awaits to those who are dedicated enough to seek all the secrets. All in all, the game is a brilliant blend of humorous and serious and has fun gameplay to accompany it, and is a definite recommendation from me.
Rating: 8.8 88
Difficulty: 65 65
May 5, 2023
LOLGamer
For: I Wanna be the Vandal
For: I Wanna be the Vandal
never seen a game that blends such a jovial and lighthearted atmosphere with such difficult needle so well. even during the parts I got stuck on for long I just couldn't bring myself to become frustrated for how sweet the whole game felt. the gameplay was consistently fresh and engaging, none of the gimmicks overstayed their welcome, and the visual variety of the tower always made me interested to see what will come next. just a spectatular experience overall
[2] Likes
Rating: 9.2 92
Difficulty: 73 73
May 5, 2023
LOLGamer
For: I Wanna Be The Kazakhstan 2: The Box
For: I Wanna Be The Kazakhstan 2: The Box
OK hai so My name is boxxy and um it's been a while since I made a new video. So I decided that because of recent events that I could make a new videooo. And um so yeah so let's just start off by getting a couple things straight. I don't do drugs... mm mmh! No, I know that you all think that I do drugs, but, I don't, actually. And I actually don't have ADD either, ahh hehehe, which is funny to me. Ummmm yeah. And then another one would be ummm. I provided you with a couple different pictures. Ummmm ahh such as like, like the one where I'm like mmm and it says, "I saw watchoo did there!" And like and and then like you peoples were all like, "YOU IS TROLLIN!" and I was like "I AM NOT TROLLING!! I AM BOXXY YOU SEE! Mm!" And like um and so then ahh there was another one where I was like, "Mmm," and um I don't have any eyeliner on, which you edited a couple of different times. And then there was the one where I held up a sign and it said "boxxy plus pocky equals equals LOOOVE," and that's true, it's a very true statement, I love her. And umm and then uhh bup bup buhbuh, OH there was another one that um, that I actually didn't possst... but umm... it's out there... cuz uh some of you guys found it, and I'm all like crafty. And uhm and it's one where I like have a sign and I'm like "ihh" and it says several different things such as like I love mmmchan, and stuff and umm it actually never said that, it said I love moochan, which is one of my old gaia buddies, uhh oh, but the way, I'm not a gaiafag anymore, I moved on to bigger and better things, such as umm, things that I mentioned in another video that got me in trouble in the first place, hah! Ahh, trolls! Trolls, this is my only account and it's boxxybabee with two e's and other people, like Boxxyakamoldybread -- she's a failure Troll! TRAWLL! I can't believe you guys believe that! Who actually talks like that?! Not ME! Umm... and, so, yeah, and um, let's see here. And then, um, um I was in a thread and uh this guy was like, "boxxy, I would sing Hey Jude to you, like in Across the Universe." And I was like, "I love that movie!" Because I do! Have you ever seen that movie? It's like AMAZING, it's like BEATLES and like um, and so then um I uh I just wanted to say to that kid who wanted to watch Across the Universe with me uh that I love you, and I want to hold your hand. And also um, my husband, Sheldon, "hello! Mmm!" And, and uh Brandon, I guess, I don't even know who you are, exactly. Uhbububuuhh, my hair got longer, you guys. I'm actually thinking about cutting it... I dunno. But umm, let's see here ahh, soo, I had a lot of replies from like my videos. Or, not a lot a guess, that's a little... much I guess. But um, this one kid, uh he remixed a lot of my videos, and they were so cool, and his name was gastricpenguin... and he was SO funny. He like mixed it and stuff and hehe, and I was like "ohhho" the first time I saw it. I was. Oh my god I had a heart attack, I was like oh my god. And um, uh, mmm, I dunno. What else is there to say. Steve, Steve, the guy who sat for like six minutes straight addressing me in a serious tone? Uh, thank you, I suppose. Um, but uh yeah, this, I don't think I should answer. What if I told you it would ruin the mystique, you guys? Umm, and then um, bububuh, I dunno, really, huh. I haven't worn makeup in a really long time you guys, actually. Um, because I stopped wearing it, because it's a really big pain the butt to apply every single morning. And I'm like urr hurr, and um and now I'm just like mascera and I'm good to go. And um yeah and so I love you guys, a lot. I really like, rawrawrawr status, like seriously like rawr and um I think that's about it. Byeee.
[3] Likes
Rating: 7.0 70
Difficulty: 62 62
May 5, 2023
8 Games
Game | Difficulty | Average Rating | # of Ratings |
---|---|---|---|
I wanna be the distant memory | 10.0 | 3.0 | 2 |
I wanna be the Earth Temple | 12.5 | 2.6 | 21 |
I wanna be the Earth Temple 2 | 18.8 | 2.4 | 13 |
I wanna be the Fire Temple | 36.3 | 0.1 | 3 |
I wanna be the Fishing Temple | 60.7 | 4.1 | 18 |
I wanna be the Genie Temple | 26.7 | 0.6 | 8 |
I wanna be the Memory Temple | 47.8 | 5.2 | 10 |
I wanna One Screen(?) Needle Garbage | 47.0 | 2.2 | 8 |
27 Favorite Games
Game | Difficulty | User's Rating |
---|---|---|
I wanna be GENKI with you | 41.0 | 9.0 |
I wanna be the Guy | 51.0 | 10.0 |
I wanna be the Fangame! | N/A | N/A |
I wanna be the Hereditary Baldness 2 | 74.0 | 7.9 |
I wanna be the Platinum | 18.0 | 9.9 |
I wanna be the Sublime | 74.0 | 9.3 |
I wanna last Forever 3 | 83.0 | 8.1 |
I'm bored 2 | 39.0 | 8.1 |
Not Another Needle Game | 80.0 | 8.4 |
I wanna bounce around in funny land | N/A | N/A |
I wanna be the Kayra | 39.0 | 0.4 |
I wanna BE the HST | 75.0 | 6.0 |
I wanna be the Dark knight | 39.0 | 9.0 |
I wanna be Abducted | 55.0 | 7.0 |
I wanna be the SIG | N/A | N/A |
I wanna Figure | N/A | N/A |
XIFT | 60.0 | 8.7 |
I just wanna play the Needle game3 | 50.0 | 7.5 |
Crimson Needle 3 | 92.0 | 9.8 |
I Wanna be the Vandal | 73.0 | 9.2 |
I wanna Burnmind | 55.0 | 9.5 |
Chungo's Gauntlet | N/A | N/A |
I Wanna Be The Kazakhstan | 40.0 | 0.0 |
I Wanna be the Kid Escape | 4.0 | 8.0 |
I Wanna Be The Kazakhstan 2: The Box | 62.0 | 7.0 |
I Wanna Be a Red Score in Tile | N/A | N/A |
I Wanna Start A Party | N/A | N/A |
84 Cleared Games