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Joined on: Aug 3, 2025

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aka 457
every game i've left a rating or review on i have cleared.
clear list is only used for monumental or impactful clears, or my favourite clears.
(My favourite games tab is different to my clears tab).

Best clear: I wanna Ascend
&
I wanna hold right

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112 Ratings!
42 Reviews!
2 Screenshots!

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112 Games

GameDifficultyUser's Rating
I Want My Struggles To Like Me Again 60.0 10.0
Best Year 55.0 10.0
I Wanna Eat the Winter King 93.0 10.0
Decession 92.0 10.0
I wanna Ascend 97.0 9.8
How I See World In Desaturated Colors 40.0 9.7
I Wanna Black Another 80.0 9.7
Synæsthesia 86.0 9.6
Not Another Needle Game 66.0 9.5
Float. 60.0 9.4
I Wanna Get Rid Of TV 60.0 9.3
Isopropylacrylamide 89.0 9.2
My Fanthology 55.0 9.0
I Wanna Find A New Puter 48.0 8.9
Mio Pokes The Carmine Needle 30.0 8.7
Happy birthday to Fengge 52.0 8.7
I Wanna Descend 85.0 8.6
I'll be here 91.0 8.5
I Wanna Be The Guy Remastered 42.0 8.2
So cute~ 60.0 8.2
Conforming Needle 77.0 8.0
Ides of Noel 40.0 8.0
Ebb Needle 2023 55.0 8.0
I Wanna Lisdexamfetamine 62.0 7.9
Ebb Needle 2022 57.0 7.8
The Worst Collab Ever 2 52.0 7.8
I wanna break through Seven trials 60.0 7.7
I wanna suspend in the sky 2 50.0 7.7
I wanna be soupreme 52.0 7.7
Cookie Temptation 60.0 7.6
I wanna be the Aisaka 48.0 7.6
efficient 50.0 7.6
I wanna Advent 55.0 7.5
I Wanna Make The Random Rooms 35.0 7.5
I wanna be the Indefinitely 65.0 7.3
How I Found Out About My Harsh Reality 50.0 7.3
i wanna fix what's wrong 50.0 7.3
I wanna enjoy the Electrified Butterscotch Dandy 55.0 7.3
I Wanna Be the Hades 67.0 7.2
I wanna be the Venus 53.0 7.1
I Wanna Sertraline 45.0 7.0
I wanna be the Tethys 58.0 7.0
I wanna suspend in the sky 52.0 7.0
I Wanna Rely The Needle 4.5 20.0 7.0
Deliriant Needle 48.0 7.0
I Wanna Escape And Be Free 87.0 7.0
I wanna place some spikes 62.0 7.0
I wanna best the needle 2 57.0 6.9
Blueberry Mochi 80.0 6.9
mortar 45.0 6.8
I wanna fly out of this storm 62.0 6.8
I wanna be the Mars 62.0 6.8
SilentNight,Happybirthday! 55.0 6.8
I wanna enjoy the Galvanized Peppermint Dandy 58.0 6.8
I want to freeze the you 40.0 6.8
I wanna P 87.0 6.7
I Wanna Enjoy the Stimulated Strawberry Lollipop Dandy 60.0 6.7
Romulus III: The Game 35.0 6.6
I Wanna Uhuhu Spike 2 45.0 6.6
I wanna be the Apollo 62.0 6.6
I wanna be the Practice placement 52.0 6.5
I Wanna be the PTSD 58.0 6.4
Yellow Needle Game 60.0 6.3
I Wanna be the Zeus 53.0 6.3
There's no reason to say L 60.0 6.2
I Wanna Uhuhu Spike 50.0 6.0
I wanna Athletic needles 48.0 6.0
I wanna kantoku colors 60.0 6.0
I wanna be the Kantoku Needle 72.0 6.0
I wanna Elixir 52.0 5.9
I Wanna Take the L+ 48.0 5.8
I wanna oguo needle 55.0 5.8
I wanna be the Dotneedle 55.0 5.5
I wanna uhuhu spike 3 55.0 5.5
I wanna M 35.0 5.5
I wanna ≠ 60.0 5.2
I wanna be the Vine Tutorial 15.0 5.0
I wanna be the Ingenuity 52.0 5.0
I wanna ℞ 55.0 5.0
I wanna Look Up 86.0 5.0
I WANNA BE THE FLORIDA MAN 35.0 4.5
I wanna IDFK 65.0 4.3
I wanna (^^) 65.0 4.0
I wanna be the disparagement 66.0 4.0
I Wanna EZL 45.0 4.0
I wanna Marcescence 87.0 4.0
I wanna Ъ 57.0 4.0
I wanna be the Orpheus 68.0 3.9
Mereana Mordegard Glesgorv 35.0 3.8
I wanna horaizontal 48.0 3.8
I wanna silly needlur 30.0 3.7
I wanna Chill 60.0 3.6
I Wanna EZL 2 60.0 3.5
I don't wanna go 20.0 3.5
I wanna Escape the Sleepywood 87.0 3.5
I Wanna be the Nebula 60.0 3.5
Pestilence 65.0 3.2
I wanna fly the Far away 83.0 3.0
I Wanna Healthy 60.0 3.0
I wanna throw away my face 25.0 2.8
Herald’s Machina Towers 91.0 2.0
I Wanna ふなし The UFO 91.0 2.0
Needle Ability Test 65.0 2.0
Radiance 92.0 1.7
I wanna save agartha 45.0 1.5
I wanna be the guy by Aless50 40.0 1.5
I wanna Tomodati Backwards 91.0 1.3
I wanna be the DLすんな 85.0 0.5
I wanna be the DLしとけ 81.0 0.4
crude riverbed 62.0 N/A
Ebb Needle 2026 N/A N/A
I Wanna Be The GDeveloper N/A N/A

42 Reviews

notmaxwell
For: I wanna break through Seven trials
its pea
something something some stages are actually fun enough i did 5 of them deathless

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Rating: 7.7 77       Difficulty: 60 60
Feb 18, 2026
notmaxwell
For: I Wanna Descend
Full review later. It's good and I enjoyed it. Visually experimental for an ftfa-like and I think it pulled the style off. Jumps are all around the same difficulty and I didn't find any to be problematic.

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Tagged as: Needle
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Rating: 8.6 86       Difficulty: 85 85
Feb 17, 2026
notmaxwell
For: Mereana Mordegard Glesgorv
For reference, i'm not familiar with the source material this game is based upon. I know it's something copypasta related- that's all. This game certainly made me a bit uncomfortable while playing due to the visuals and music (not in a bad way, like good horror way) so i'd say it achieves that well enough, as for the gameplay, it still lacks proper structuring or save balance, it consists of 3 or 4 or so screens, most saves being ~20 difficulty, there's one save that contains a water double plane and later a ground invert, which is where the 35 rating comes from, but it's not very challenging. Another issue i found was that there's a few skips in later saves due to the lack of structures, one of the saves i did a down plane to skip, another i took an align to go inbetween 2 apples, etc, but it's still pretty fun. The first screen\save is considerably my favourite, i think it fits the vibe of the game well & it's good that it has multiple different pathways at first, i think if you took the design of the first screen and ran more towards that i could see that being more favorable.

Overall, it's a step-up from your prior games, it does somewhat fall into the same gameplay issues as the other ones, but screen 1 shows improvement and i didn't find it to play *bad*, though i also cleared it in 2 minutes so i didn't have much of an experience with it.

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Rating: 3.8 38       Difficulty: 35 35
Jan 13, 2026
notmaxwell
For: I Wanna Find A New Puter
Stop making such good games it's making me look like a glazer

Update: Creator fixed the bug that some other reviews talked about, and i did here too.

The visuals throughout this game are really good, especially the tower stage in particular i absolutely love it, the usage of triple jump & shoot jump refreshers are also very well-done, the needle gameplay is well balanced and no jumps feel off, it's just straight up fire needle, I especially love the structure design at the end of the tower stage, and the only issue i had while playing this is that the first shoot refresher in screen 2 of it's respective stage seemed to bug occasionally- not a real problem though since it's the first jump, other than that, the game is a bit short but that's more then expected for a secret santa game, it's still pretty long in comparison for that event.

Overall super peak needle with peak visuals

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Rating: 8.9 89       Difficulty: 48 48
Jan 9, 2026
notmaxwell
For: I wanna be the DLしとけ
☹☹

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Tagged as: Needle one_screen
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Rating: 0.4 4       Difficulty: 81 81
Dec 20, 2025

1 Game

GameDifficultyAverage Rating# of Ratings
crude riverbed 63.3 7.0 5