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Kelvar
For: 跨性别
Short and very luck-based avoidance using the "Oniichan wa Oshimai" opening.
Final attack is the main RNG check.

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Rating: 5.0 50       Difficulty: 45 45
Dec 19, 2023
Kelvar
For: 萝莉控
A joke game seemingly by the creator of "I wanna have an adventure with sister" (it's at least made from that game's project file)
I have to applaud the "Loli God" character out of fruit. I'm sure that took a fair bit of effort, and it looks great

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Rating: N/A       Difficulty: 20 20
Dec 17, 2023
Kelvar
For: I Wanna Open A Bunch Of Doors
True to its name

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Tagged as: Short Joke
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Rating: N/A       Difficulty: 5 5
Dec 17, 2023
Kelvar
For: I wanna be the AmorAltra
There is certainly a lot to unpack here.

Stage 1 has a screen with a vertically-winding path with traps which was particularly irritating.
Boss 2 feels awful to shoot because you have to use a reflecting spike, and the boss moves so quickly.
Perhaps that's just a skill issue on my part. If you time it right, you can shoot the boss 3 times every time it passes over the middle of the screen.

The attacks of the first three bosses are extremely easy to dodge. The real danger of the fights is their sheer length, and the hand fatigue from spamming "Z".
According to the dev, boss 3 has 666 HP. I used up pressing the shoot key 750 times in that fight.

Boss 4 uses what is either pregnancy or vore art. Not sure if that constitutes an NSFW tag, but I'll add it just in case. I've gotta give him credit, putting cognitohazards in a fight is a very... *unique* design choice.
The rest of the platforming was generic with simple traps. The very floaty physics also put a constant damper on the gameplay.
Combined with the constant references to grooming, this was not a very pleasant experience.

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Rating: 1.5 15       Difficulty: 35 35
Dec 8, 2023
Kelvar
For: I wanna KILL BOWSER
WARNING: This game does NOT save your position. As multiple other reviewers have noted, you must beat it in one sitting.
There are multiple ways to savefuck in this game. Be *very* mindful of about where the enemies around a savepoint spawn. Watch for the bats in the room with Castlevania's "Bloody Tears" theme, and the goomba+bat combo near a save in one of the castle stages. Those are the spots that tripped me up.

To the dev: For future projects, please fix the save limitation or find another engine. Be careful when placing enemies near savepoints. Issues with saves are a big turn-away for most players.
Also, try to avoid long, boring segments like the winding water path to one of the stars in Room 5.

The main gimmick of this game is to require the player to collect 3 stars in a room in order to unlock a warp to the next room. You must collect them all and make it to the warp in one life. This leads to a lot of looooong saves, and dying at the end of them is particularly irritating. Thankfully, the platforming is easy, so that shouldn't happen too much.
Honestly, I wish all the platforming in the game stuck to this mechanic. It's not something that I've seen very often in IWBTG fangames, and it gives a bit more meaning to platforming that would otherwise be boring for experienced players.

This game also contains a handful of bosses. For the most part, they have the cycle-locked structure of most novice dev bosses. They aren't particularly interesting to fight, and they have a fair bit of health. The Street Fighter boss felt much more interesting because of its movement, which felt much more dynamic, and forced the player to keep moving. Definitely the highlight of the game for me.
As for the "fruit party" room, this was definitely the low-point of the game. It's not fun to survive 100 seconds of cherries moving quickly looping paths. Also some (all?) of the winding path fruit don't kill you

It's clearly the work of a new dev, but there are a fair number of small touches added to certain screens, such as visual glows and particles, which show the maker cared about this game.

I do not believe there are any collectible secrets (though I did find a hidden image of Mega Man after a long platform ride in "the boring level")
Also, there is a shortcut to Room 4 at the start of Room 1, past the missing upward spike. I didn't find any others, but it's possible there are more.

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Rating: 5.0 50       Difficulty: 35 35
Nov 2, 2023

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