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every game i've left a rating or review on i have cleared.
clear list is only used for monumental or impactful clears, or my favourite clears.
(My favourite games tab is different to my clears tab).

I don't tend to give rating or difficulty values anymore, since it's meaningless and was demotivating to be placed alongside people who didn't play through the game, or can't tell the difference between a problem with the game or themselves.

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131 Ratings!
58 Reviews!
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131 Games

GameDifficultyUser's Rating
Best Year 55.0 10.0
Decession 92.0 10.0
I Want My Struggles To Like Me Again 60.0 10.0
I Wanna Eat the Winter King 93.0 10.0
I wanna drown drones 91.0 10.0
Xynchrome* 90.0 10.0
I wanna Ascend 97.0 9.8
How I See World In Desaturated Colors 40.0 9.7
I Wanna Black Another 80.0 9.7
Synæsthesia 86.0 9.6
Not Another Needle Game 66.0 9.5
chylomlensitpratlic 88.0 9.5
Float. 60.0 9.4
I Wanna Get Rid Of TV 60.0 9.3
I wanna be the Make Hardest Fangame 45.0 9.3
Isopropylacrylamide 89.0 9.2
My Fanthology 55.0 9.0
I Wanna Find A New Puter 48.0 8.9
Mio Pokes The Carmine Needle 30.0 8.7
Happy birthday to Fengge 52.0 8.7
I Wanna Descend 85.0 8.6
I wanna walk mindlessly 96.0 8.5
I'll be here 91.0 8.5
I wanna close the tomodati 95.0 8.3
I Wanna Be The Guy Remastered 42.0 8.2
So cute~ 60.0 8.2
Firdos 87.0 8.1
Ides of Noel 40.0 8.0
Ebb Needle 2023 55.0 8.0
Conforming Needle 77.0 8.0
I Wanna Lisdexamfetamine 62.0 7.9
Ebb Needle 2022 57.0 7.8
The Worst Collab Ever 2 52.0 7.8
I wanna break through Seven trials 60.0 7.7
I wanna be soupreme 52.0 7.7
I wanna suspend in the sky 2 50.0 7.7
efficient 50.0 7.6
I wanna be the Aisaka 48.0 7.6
Cookie Temptation 60.0 7.6
I wanna be the Ordinary Needle 91.0 7.5
I Wanna Make The Random Rooms 35.0 7.5
I wanna Advent 55.0 7.5
i wanna fix what's wrong 50.0 7.3
I wanna be the Indefinitely 65.0 7.3
How I Found Out About My Harsh Reality 50.0 7.3
Hendeca Corner 84.0 7.3
I wanna enjoy the Electrified Butterscotch Dandy 55.0 7.3
I Wanna Be the Hades 67.0 7.2
I wanna be the Venus 53.0 7.1
I Wanna Escape And Be Free 87.0 7.0
I Wanna Rely The Needle 4.5 20.0 7.0
I wanna be the Tethys 58.0 7.0
I wanna suspend in the sky 52.0 7.0
I Wanna Sertraline 45.0 7.0
I wanna place some spikes 62.0 7.0
Deliriant Needle 48.0 7.0
I wanna best the needle 2 57.0 6.9
Blueberry Mochi 80.0 6.9
I wanna fly out of this storm 62.0 6.8
mortar 45.0 6.8
I wanna be the Mars 62.0 6.8
I want to freeze the you 40.0 6.8
I wanna enjoy the Galvanized Peppermint Dandy 58.0 6.8
SilentNight,Happybirthday! 55.0 6.8
I Wanna Enjoy the Stimulated Strawberry Lollipop Dandy 60.0 6.7
I wanna P 87.0 6.7
I wanna be the Apollo 62.0 6.6
I Wanna Uhuhu Spike 2 45.0 6.6
Romulus III: The Game 35.0 6.6
I wanna be the Practice placement 52.0 6.5
I Wanna be the PTSD 58.0 6.4
Yellow Needle Game 60.0 6.3
I Wanna be the Zeus 53.0 6.3
There's no reason to say L 60.0 6.2
I wanna kantoku colors 60.0 6.0
I wanna Athletic needles 48.0 6.0
I wanna be the Kantoku Needle 72.0 6.0
I Wanna Uhuhu Spike 50.0 6.0
I wanna Elixir 52.0 5.9
I Wanna Take the L+ 48.0 5.8
I wanna oguo needle 55.0 5.8
I wanna M 35.0 5.5
I wanna be the Dotneedle 55.0 5.5
I wanna uhuhu spike 3 55.0 5.5
I wanna ≠ 60.0 5.2
I wanna ℞ 55.0 5.0
I wanna be the Vine Tutorial 15.0 5.0
I wanna be the Ingenuity 52.0 5.0
I wanna Look Up 86.0 5.0
I Wanna Turn the Lights On 62.0 4.5
I WANNA BE THE FLORIDA MAN 35.0 4.5
I wanna IDFK 65.0 4.3
I wanna Ъ 57.0 4.0
I wanna Marcescence 87.0 4.0
I Wanna EZL 45.0 4.0
I wanna be the disparagement 66.0 4.0
I wanna (^^) 65.0 4.0
I wanna be the Orpheus 68.0 3.9
I wanna horaizontal 48.0 3.8
Mereana Mordegard Glesgorv 35.0 3.8
I wanna silly needlur 30.0 3.7
I wanna Chill 60.0 3.6
I Wanna EZL 2 60.0 3.5
I Wanna be the Nebula 60.0 3.5
I wanna Escape the Sleepywood 87.0 3.5
I don't wanna go 20.0 3.5
Pestilence 65.0 3.2
I wanna fly the Far away 83.0 3.0
I Wanna Healthy 60.0 3.0
I wanna throw away my face 25.0 2.8
I wanna be the 難しいアイワナ 80.0 2.2
AsTatine 70.0 2.2
I Wanna ふなし The UFO 91.0 2.0
Needle Ability Test 65.0 2.0
Herald’s Machina Towers 91.0 2.0
Radiance 92.0 1.7
I wanna save agartha 45.0 1.5
I wanna be the guy by Aless50 40.0 1.5
I wanna Tomodati Backwards 91.0 1.3
I wanna be the DLすんな 85.0 0.5
I wanna be the DLしとけ 81.0 0.4
LCIS 95.0 0.2
Annihilate. 96.0 N/A
I Wanna Be The GDeveloper N/A N/A
Ebb Needle 2026 N/A N/A
crude riverbed 62.0 N/A
I wanna Abyss N/A N/A
I Wanna Beat Six F-Ledge Jumps 35.0 N/A
I Wanna Express My Inner Thoughts 95.0 N/A
I Wanna Cosowldati N/A N/A
Vaisravana 75.0 N/A

58 Reviews

notmaxwell
For: Happy birthday to Fengge
Amazing gameplay with amazing visuals. Completely recommend.

I found SfumatoCannon_'s stage to be the most challenging and found one save in Ear.1's stage that played considerably badly on a low quality keyboard. But it didn't drag it down much at all. Every save outside of that single nitpick is great. [\spoiler]

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Rating: 8.7 87       Difficulty: 52 52
Nov 23, 2025
notmaxwell
For: I wanna be the DLすんな

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Rating: 0.5 5       Difficulty: 85 85
Oct 23, 2025
notmaxwell
For: I Wanna Be The Guy Remastered
Rating based on medium difficulty with a blind* playthrough, this rating also ignores the importance of this game and is only judging the game as a whole without accounting for all the fangames and so on..
(rating also is not judging if the remaster did a good job- it certainly did, this is moreso talking about the original on the remaster)

I do quite like this game, and it holds up pretty well, especially in the traps for such an old game, i'd assume the humor was also good for it's time, theres nothing i have said that has not been already mentioned, but my issues with the game seem somewhat unique.

My main dislike is with some things being just too vague, as mentioned, i went into this blind, so after reaching the kid's gate and having to teleport back i got "stuck" in a loop of re-doing already done areas in an attempt to find where to go next, my first idea was to go down in s1, i did, and couldn't figure out what to do until reaching the right side fake wall, and went through that area again, what i'm saying here is that finding the room of divine transportation without already knowing it is such a pain.. there's nothing telling you that this random wall is fake in the middle of 2 saves, i had a similar issue with mike tyson's fight at the start of the game aswell because i didn't want to hug the sides since it felt scummy but the fight seems so weird without using that. My next major complaint is spam.. In the game's defense it is so old and i don't blame them at all but the metroid area was just insanity and i wish more fights were like dracula instead of standing in one spot (or learning to move to other spots- like how the dragon fight in the final chase has no indication that you start to go left until it's already too late) and spamming z, even the guy had this issue, move slightly, spam z, move again, win.

My review makes it seem like i dislike this game more then like it but i don't, the platforming was actually quite good considering it's what started it all though when playing it completely blind there are a few spots where not having knowledge of the game before playing definitely detriments the experience.

*blind does not account for knowing the movement and physics and all that etc, before playing this i had only seen the first 2 screens & the final boss, i didn't know the contents of the actual game.

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Rating: 8.2 82       Difficulty: 42 42
Oct 20, 2025
notmaxwell
For: How I Found Out About My Harsh Reality
It's good, I can see the inspiration from "How i see world in desaturated colours" by otiwolf, and there's a few problematic jumps especially with air gates, alongside some *heavy* lag in the 3rd stage if i remember correctly, but it's a good experience with some nice atmosphere to go alongside it. Rating includes extra stage.

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Rating: 7.3 73       Difficulty: 50 50
Oct 4, 2025
notmaxwell
For: I wanna be the Dotneedle
The game is good but is brought down by the moving platform save, it flows quite bad due to the platform being too slow on the second half yet too fast at the first half, and many, many, collision bugs, as a result of this i think most of the challenge is in that save due to how irritating it is, but otherwise the game has actually pretty good dotkid needle.

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Rating: 5.5 55       Difficulty: 55 55
Sep 27, 2025

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crude riverbed 63.3 7.0 5