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Currently on a sidequest to beat and review as many yep games as possible. i'll also try and upload the game's title screen and first screen screenshots for every game. Wish me luck.
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For: I wanna be the HKO
Luckly, your savoir slends knows the context to this one too. This ones a pretty sad one.
First, let's get the yepvoidance out of the way. This RNG avoidance has around 5 burts of cherries in random directions, followed by 5 more bursts of curving delfruits that can give you some bullshit deaths, like by coming up from the ground. Everything concludes by a final burts of cherries that gets emitted from the centre, pray for the remaining curving cherries to leave you alone and get lucky with the burst and you're done!
As for Miyoko, better known as 騒音おばさん (mrs noisy) in Japan, she's a japanese woman started getting continuosly harrased by her neighbours, and, in retaliation, she started being as noisy and disruptive as possible to them. She herself, upon bein interviewed, said those screams were her "cries for help." The whole story became so big she became a meme in japan, which is still widely known 20 years later. The story originated in 2005, and, considering this yep game was made in 2022, you know this one's a meme that was made to last, at least in japan. If you want to know more, you can check out this interesting video by japanalysis.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=x2bnM3NdECg
For: I wanna be the HIR
Pretty hard precision upwards autoscroller that loosely reimagines one of the best wii party u's minigames: the once in which you have to tilt your wiiremote left and right while on top of a progressingly thinner path on a canyon until you reach the end.
This game has you ride a platform with increasingly tighter and tighter planes. Near the end of the ride, you'll have to do 6 standard planes, followed by a corner with a plane right after it. You're not allowed to jump either.
The 6 planes took a couple of hours to learn and to get consistent at, but they're nothing compared to the final corner. Due to the pretty high speed of platform, the corner REQUIRES a stutter in order for the kid to pass through it without dying. I've had to reach that part at least 30 times before getting past it for the first time, only to die at the plane. After dying 2 more times, on the fourth, i've managed to get through and secure victory. phew!
Took me around 5 hours to beat. Not reccomended. High enough score because i'm biased for yepping and for nintendoing.
For: I wanna be the Toby
Gaspaco managed to find the creator's steam profile, as the game was originally uploaded for the now delisted gamemaker studio steam page. I took it upon myself to friend and dm the creator on steam, who, luckly, enough, still had the .exe file for the game!
As to the game itself, it's a pretty terrible trap fangame built in a selfmade engine. you're locked to a single jump height and physics are really messed up. you might sometimes get stucked on ledges and find yourself bunnyhopping on top of deadly obstables. Landing on the ground is also dangerous and broken, as your fall stops abruptly a little above the ground, not replenishing your jump. You'll have to wait until you actually touch the ground before you can jump again. The game also does seem to save, meaning you'll have to play it in one sitting.
Other than engine issues, the game is overall really boring and suffers from big design flaws. The main one is the overuse of invisible platforms to make up most of the difficult screens, as the ones without it are extremely easy. Pair the invisble block abuse with fixed jump height, weird trigger usage and fucked up falling physics and you've got a recipe for disaster. The bosses are also either too easy or make no sense at all, the only one which is passable is the last one, as it's pretty creative, even though it's pretty cryptic, buggy, and annoying. double jumping sometimes wont work, and dying because the boss touches you will send you to the previous screen.
Absolutely not reccomended, not even to the most die hard lost fangame fans.
For: I wanna Experience Asphyxia
Had fun from start to finish, and cant wait to see this dev's journey, i see great potential!
For: I wanna be the lilili
I wanna be the lilili is as much a kamilia 3 clone as an easy fangame can be, while still keeping some original elements. The game is divided in 3 main stages and an extra one, each with a different theme.
Stage 1 is trap themed. While some traps are crazy generic (flying spikes, blocks you fall through), some others are pretty cool and funny, like the teleport screen.
Stage 2 is medley themed, and it's where the kamilia influence becomes blatant, and stays throughout the game. The stage features stages from classic fangames, all nerfed to some degree (hell, theres even an extremely nerfed kamilia 3 screen).
Not all screens are fun, some are really questionable and bring nothing to the table, others are quite cute additions, like the Classic screen.
The stage ends in a guy tower screen, and with a pretty simple, albeit fun, guy boss, just like k3 omg do you see what they did there!!!
Stage 3 is needle themed. Nothing to say, it's pretty good easy needle. Stage 3 boss is an avoidance, it's about 2 minutes long and has a couple of gotcha moments. Song is quite nice too.
The extra stage is also needle themed. it's all a big joke 3 screen stage that references good hentai, but has the background turn black before any nsfw image is shown. The extra boss is a reskinned taisa with the classic Black and k3 taisa boss theme. Funnly enough, this one only took me 2 tries, as opposed to the stage 3 avoidance. i'm either really good at rng reading as opposed to remembering patterns or it's actually that much easier.
The game also has secret items that i dont reccomend going after, as they do not unlock anything.
I should mention, stage 2's secret is literally k3's secret 1 but nerfed, while stage 3's secret is just "do the whole screen without saving", they didnt even try to hide it, lmao
All in all, it's an enjoyable fangame, albeit it's flaws. Reccomended to whoever needs to scratch their k3 itch without having to grind for ages. It's not a bad game by any means, and it had it's moments.
Reccomended to both exprerienced and beginners who would like to waste an hour or two, it's worth giving it a shot, even if it's not the best.
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