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Joined on: May 25, 2020

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I play fangames or stuff.

I try rating game compared to what they are trying to achieve rather than compared to fangames as a whole, and with knowledge of what you're getting into; If I rate a corridor needle game, I assume the person reading the review wants to play corridor needle, as if they don't they shouldn't bother playing it anyway. With that said, I tend to be very generous on needle ratings while being very skimpy on avoidances (although you likely won't see it as if I'd give it less than a 7 I just won't clear it instead).

with extremely rare exceptions, 9/10+ is reserved to games that have left deep emotional impact, while 10/10 is reserved for games I love unconditionally.

If I reviewed it and the review doesn't say otherwise, it's safe to assume I cleared it. I try adding my clears to df but I never really cared to keep track, so some might be missing.

don't expect diff ratings to be very accurate.


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237 Ratings!
158 Reviews!
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237 Games

GameDifficultyUser's Rating
Hey shitass 0.0 10.0
I wanna be Abducted N/A 10.0
I wanna be the Volatile Presence 80.0 10.0
I wanna Walk Out In The Morning Dew 80.0 10.0
The BetterBlock Engine N/A 10.0
I Wanna Pointillism 73.0 10.0
I Wanna Vibe With The Gods 70.0 10.0
I wanna Hydrate 73.0 10.0
I wanna Kardia N/A 10.0
I wanna kill the Kermit 2 72.0 10.0
I wanna NMS - Happy Birthday Sunbla! 77.0 10.0
I Wanna Be The Sustenance 82.0 9.5
I wanna shiver 70.0 9.5
I wanna be the Grave 75.0 9.5
I Wanna Tin Plate Dance N/A 9.5
I wanna be the HSP 85.0 9.5
untitled needle game N/A 9.5
I wanna Melanzana 93.0 9.5
I wanna be the pinacol 68.0 9.3
Love. Memory. Hope. Forgiveness. Tragedy. Death... N/A 9.3
Not Another Needle Contest 2 65.0 9.2
I Wanna Get The Perfume 70.0 9.2
I wanna Brynhildr Survival 62.0 9.1
Summer Feast Needle 2020 81.0 9.1
I wanna Helltake 50.0 9.0
I wanna be the magician on paper 55.0 9.0
The Avoidance Complex 90.0 9.0
I Wanna Escape Into My Mind N/A 9.0
Extreme Depths 2 70.0 9.0
I Wanna Stop Him 85.0 9.0
I wanna scale the Red Needle 91.0 9.0
I wanna Tear it 70.0 9.0
Needle Hatena 68.0 8.9
I wanna Odoryanse N/A 8.8
I Wanna be the Vandal N/A 8.8
I Wanna 37564 70.0 8.8
i wanna be the penus 77.0 8.8
I wanna be the kirlian fumble 72.0 8.8
I wanna realize 60.0 8.8
Domu 52.0 8.7
Glob 83.0 8.7
Panasonic Bluray 55.0 8.6
I wanna destroy the pluto 55.0 8.6
I wanna L 63.0 8.5
アイワナ制作のいいネタが思いつかなかったから作ったアイワナ 40.0 8.5
I wanna まだダメよ N/A 8.5
I wanna Lo-Fi-M 60.0 8.5
I wanna gameover N/A 8.5
I wanna hear Okurimono Sunday 25.0 8.5
I Wanna Be The Ultimate Super Guy 60.0 8.5
I wanna be the fresh green 50.0 8.5
I wanna know my retribution 75.0 8.5
Serotonin 55.0 8.5
Cookie Temptation 45.0 8.5
Crickets! 15.0 8.5
I Wanna Save My Boy 69.0 8.5
I wanna be the 肉食系うんこ 70.0 8.5
Prismatic Needle 75.0 8.5
I Wanna Sponge The Bob 60.0 8.5
I Wanna be the RO 70.0 8.5
Kid Wants Needle 53.0 8.4
The REAL JRocker Area 55.0 8.3
I wanna traverse the precipice N/A 8.2
I wanna Butterfly Grafitti 60.0 8.2
I wanna Vine Journey 53.0 8.2
I Wanna Duloxetine 53.0 8.2
I Wanna Be The Dreamroamer 35.0 8.2
I Wanna Play with Mrs. Witch 60.0 8.2
I Wanna Escape The Harsh Reality of Being Polish 70.0 8.2
Alphazetica 64.0 8.2
I Wanna Kill The Awsl 60.0 8.2
I wanna be the SSR2 78.0 8.2
I wanna come from the north N/A 8.2
I wanna caress your heart 70.0 8.1
I wanna be the flyingplatform N/A 8.0
Wifie Present 75.0 8.0
I wanna be the Scarlet 78.0 8.0
I Wanna Take the L+ 50.0 8.0
I Wanna Take the L 50.0 8.0
I wanna be the Consonance 68.0 8.0
Full Techno Jackass N/A 8.0
I Wanna Get Some Drip N/A 8.0
I wanna be the Last of the World 一般公開版 N/A 8.0
I wanna Galvanize 82 mermaids N/A 8.0
DEATH GRIPS IS ONLINE N/A 8.0
Not Another Needle Game 65.0 8.0
I wanna fly the Far away 84.0 8.0
I Wanna Call The Hound N/A 8.0
I wanna be the Plumeria 45.0 8.0
I wanna be Time Characters 62.0 8.0
I wanna be the Galaxy 55.0 8.0
I Wanna Be The Boring Needle 70.0 8.0
WannaFest 22 55.0 7.8
Hate Needle Volume 1 70.0 7.8
I Wanna Be the Butterfly 73.0 7.8
I wanna be the Zoner 65.0 7.8
3 screens of gimmick needle 55.0 7.8
I Wanna be the Goner 70.0 7.7
The Maker Medley N/A 7.7
Needlemaniac 75.0 7.7
Strewn Detritus 71.0 7.5
I Wanna Practice Needle-Making 40.0 7.5
I wanna be the B.L.U.E ice 40.0 7.5
I wanna slay the dragon of bangan 45.0 7.5
I Wanna Escape The Poolrooms N/A 7.5
StrathGaze N/A 7.5
i wanna fix what's wrong 45.0 7.5
I Wanna Take the Second L 50.0 7.5
I wanna be the RZ 77.0 7.5
I wanna GO the 森 55.0 7.5
I wanna say something, ok guys so basically um 91.0 7.5
I wanna be the Banquet 62.0 7.5
I Wanna Start Out Small 70.0 7.5
I wanna be the Hestia 77.0 7.5
I wanna be the Don Quixote 30.0 7.5
2011 needle hole 48.0 7.3
I Wanna Step Outside the Needle N/A 7.3
I wanna dadada 70.0 7.2
I wanna be the SkyHigh 30.0 7.2
Oh, I'm a Gummy Bear (yes) I'm a Gummy Bear Oh, I'm a yummy, chummy, funny, lucky, Gummy Bear I'm a jelly bear Yes I'm a Gummy Bear Oh I'm a movin', g 30.0 7.0
I Wanna Take A Walk In The Sun 75.0 7.0
I Wanna Get Cultured 2 N/A 7.0
I wanna be the starter 45.0 7.0
I Wanna Vue 50.0 7.0
Another Bad Barrage 40.0 7.0
I wanna DO the JORNEY 68.0 7.0
I wanna be the Persephone 77.0 7.0
Money N/A 7.0
I wanna EP N/A 7.0
Water! 30.0 7.0
I Wanna Rewrite the Past 50.0 7.0
Hydrohomies 72.0 7.0
Somebody 55.0 7.0
I wanna sunxipu 52.0 7.0
I wanna break break 0.0 7.0
I wanna be the Colorful Adventure N/A 7.0
I Wanna Be The Mindweaver N/A 6.9
I wanna be the Grandpa N/A 6.9
I Wanna Be The GodGodGod x1018273466 ver.0.0.6.0.0.5.3.1 30.0 6.9
I wanna be the Style 45.0 6.8
I Wanna Be The Coolflowers 70.0 6.6
I Wanna be the TsuTaMao 62.0 6.5
I wanna MADONGA the MADONGA N/A 6.5
I Wanna Facedab on the Math Department 50.0 6.5
I wanna be the シニカルナイトプラン 35.0 6.5
I Wanna Ice 9 55.0 6.5
I wanna YS 5 40.0 6.5
I wanna ε 70.0 6.5
Sky needle 55.0 6.5
I wanna best the 100 floors N/A 6.5
edley needle 72.0 6.5
I wanna be the Priapus 75.0 6.5
I Wanna be the Nebula 60.0 6.5
I wanna Erode 63.0 6.4
I wanna be the hopeless 65.0 6.2
I wanna be the Ares 60.0 6.2
I Wanna Pass The Purple Needle 65.0 6.0
I wanna touch you gently 58.0 6.0
I wanna P 60.0 6.0
I wanna SIK 70.0 6.0
I wanna Espina N/A 6.0
I wanna ZET 74.0 6.0
I wanna be the heretic 77.0 6.0
Have a rest! 40.0 6.0
頭が沸きました 65.0 6.0
I wanna 打打打打打打打打打打 N/A 6.0
I wanna be the Fish 85.0 6.0
I Wanna Go The DotIris N/A 6.0
I Wanna be the PTSD 60.0 6.0
I Wanna Be the Hades 65.0 6.0
The Small Fall Collab 40.0 6.0
I wanna be the Practice placement 60.0 6.0
I Wanna XV Spike 65.0 6.0
I wanna Sunspike 65.0 6.0
I wanna be the Doner 76.0 5.8
I wanna be the Cubic 56.0 5.8
I wanna find a Needle in a Haystack 2 82.0 5.8
I wanna post this dog 40.0 5.8
I wanna dance with you 45.0 5.5
I Wanna Enjoy My Dreams 50.0 5.5
i wanna be the midiJUN-G 45.0 5.5
The Majestic Kid N/A 5.5
NEEDRe 65.0 5.5
I Wanna Make Some Terrible Needle 55.0 5.2
I Wanna Eat My Literature Textbook 48.0 5.0
I Wanna [VERB] the [ADJECTIVE] [NOUN] N/A 5.0
I wanna see the Secret 60.0 5.0
I Wanna Ride The Desert Bus N/A 5.0
I wanna be the Long 40.0 5.0
I wanna be the Darkness 60.0 5.0
I wanna be the Destruction 57.0 4.8
It's so hot! Help! I think the house price can be saved by heating the cover N/A 4.7
I wanna be the Bomberman N/A 4.5
I wanna break through Seven trials 70.0 4.2
I wanna be the Off party2 !! 43.0 4.0
I Wanna Defeat The Legendary Burger N/A 4.0
Leaf+ 25.0 4.0
Why? 32.0 4.0
I Wanna Make Something with GameMaker N/A 4.0
I wanna go home 25.0 4.0
I wanna go 100 Layers Downstair 65.0 4.0
I wanna be the Reijii 80.0 4.0
Stratacoaster 70.0 4.0
I wanna be the はりんご!! N/A 3.5
:slight_smile: Demo ver 0.0.0.1 50.0 3.5
Dadu Needle 80.0 3.5
I wanna kill the thinking bear 50.0 3.5
Jump Per Difficulty N/A 3.0
I wanna repair my Control 2 N/A 3.0
mastermaxcattered faith 45.0 2.5
I don't want to be Guilty 35.0 2.2
You are Gay 55.0 2.0
I wanna rost the Car 60.0 1.5
Chemical Toilet N/A 1.5
I Wanna Kill The Kamilia 3 EZ N/A 0.0
ultra mastermaxify N/A 0.0
PIANO MOMENT PIANO MOMENT N/A 0.0
I wanna Prioritize Difficulty 99.0 0.0
super mastermaxify N/A 0.0
Dark Sambaland N/A N/A
Not_The_Boshy's improved needle game N/A N/A
You give me butterflies, and I take them away 55.0 N/A
I wanna be the needle extremity N/A N/A
Tagged As Avoidance (1) N/A N/A
I wanna ⬤▅▇█▇▆▅▄▄▄▇ N/A N/A
I Wanna Be The Snippet N/A N/A
I HATE Double Turn Team! N/A N/A
I wanna Musiclock N/A N/A
I Wanna Mortal Coil N/A N/A
K N/A N/A
I Wanna XD 55.0 N/A
I Wanna Go Back To Basics 75.0 N/A
Eppur Si Muove 55.0 N/A
RNG Dungeon N/A N/A
I wanna be the Roner N/A N/A
I wanna be the Posterize N/A N/A
Battle Pass Needle N/A N/A

158 Reviews

Cthaere
For: I Wanna Enjoy My Dreams
Enjoy My Dreams is a 10 screen needle game of average difficulty. Difficulty progression is pretty weird, starting at the easiest and ending at the hardest, but devolving into complete chaos in the middle. The needle style in theory focuses on weaves and turnarounds in a freeform environment, but in practice it is overshadowed by overuse of fulljumps, which also mean that it takes a while to move between jumps and so interrupt the weaving flow, as well as short save length which also interrupts the general screen progression flow. Above all, though, the game feels incohesive. The 10 screens are divided into 5 groups of 2 with a unique song and tileset each, with some featuring significant changes to gameplay, and due to the low-ish difficulty of most of them they go by fairly quickly resulting in the game having no cohesive identity. Despite everything I've said, there is some fun to be had here, although not as much as I would expect to see in a year or two from this maker. Not bad for a first fangame, and I wouldn't recommend against playing it, but there are improvements to be made both on the needle and the general gamemaking side of things before it can truly shine.

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Tagged as: Needle
[5] Likes
Rating: 5.5 55       Difficulty: 50 50
Jan 9, 2021
Cthaere
For: I wanna scale the Red Needle
I wanna Scale the Red Needle is a needle game of 8 saves placed inside an ascending tower, in a style that is an unprecedented fusion of the extremely claustrophobic and cramped style with the modern freeform weaving engine-gimmick-heavy style to result in a game that asks for a long stream of inputs that require just enough precision that you have to be accurate and pay attention in every one without making anything too hard or meatgrindy. The needle and especially the style are the highlights of the game, providing a very unique needle experience that feels hard and hectic without actually requiring too much of the player, and is surprisingly easy to build consistency in. The difficulty curve is exponential, with all the difficulty coming from the final save, which is a giant banger and extremely fun to grind. The game has a spotlight effect, which when combined with the already dark screen results in difficulties in ascertaining future jumps in a save beyond the very next one, and the general darkness may cause strain when trying to execute precise setups, which occur infrequently throughout the game but don't take away from the freeform focus. Overall I will say that this game was a blast to grind and I am proud that it is my hardest clear at the time of writing this, and that it's a shame more people don't know of it. I'd highly recommend it to anyone looking for a serious needle challenge and isn't afraid of 16px or claustrophobic design.

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Tagged as: Needle
[1] Like
Rating: 9.0 90       Difficulty: 91 91
Jan 8, 2021
Cthaere
For: I Wanna Vibe With The Gods
I usually have a fairly strict policy on high ratings: To rate a game 9/10 or above means that I feel the game is special to me in some way, and is of outstanding quality. A 10/10, consequentially, is a game I care about deeply, a game that I love despite any flaws it may have, sometimes precisely because of those flaws.

Within a week, I have encountered 2 exceptions to that policy, one of which is this game. I couldn't bring myself to rate it less, despite not meeting my criteria.

I wanna vibe with the gods is a game best described as a gimmick+boss game, with 10 rooms of gimmicks of varying levels of thinking, learning and execution requirements. Thankfully, none of these get too esoteric and those that might gatekeep people from the rest of the game can be skipped. Despite using established gimmicks, they are for the most part used in extremely interesting ways that I have not seen before and force even players familiar with the gimmicks to stop and think, with some design concepts that absolutely blew me away.

Despite the level of quality in the platforming, the final boss easily outshines it. It is a loosely Crimson-style boss built on themes of attack complexity and learning factor, forcing the player to find a strat, then replace it with a better one, then polish it, then abandon it for an even better one, and so on and so forth for the vast majority of attacks in the fight, which is achieved in no small part by giving the player a much higher degree of control over attacks without placing restrictions on movement in the process.

Unfortunately, this review has been left intentionally vague so as to not spoil anything important, since this game in particular is extremely prone to it. However, this is a must-play to anyone who does not have a deep and innate distaste to either gimmicks or bosses and has the required skill to beat it without spending exorbitant amounts of time.

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Tagged as: Gimmick Boss
[5] Likes
Rating: 10.0 100       Difficulty: 70 70
Jan 2, 2021
Cthaere
For: Another Bad Barrage
A simple barrage on the easier side. Comes with a hit mode that allows you to find out that the avoidance is much longer than you'd initially expect, and find out the spots that might give you trouble in advance. There are some rough transitions and attacks that would cause inexperienced players a bit of trouble, and I also think that there could have been a better way to map the intro to make it interesting while not taking the spotlight off the more intense parts rather than have it be much easier than most of the attacks later on, but it was overall decently fun. Would probably recommend to intermediate avoidance players as a chill 30 minutes or less session.

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Tagged as: Avoidance Barrage
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Rating: 7.0 70       Difficulty: 40 40
Dec 29, 2020
Cthaere
For: I wanna be the kirlian fumble
Rating for main game only; Extra is probably around 80 diff and 7 rating, but I have yet to beat it (on final screen rn).

Kirlian Fumble is a needle game about a dozen screens in length with heavy usage of engine gimmicks and cherries, in a space that is neither open nor claustrophobic, with a unique visual and needle style revolving around 16 pixel gaps and unusual spike formations. Despite being inspired by stumble I'd say they're very different; Nevertheless, the game stands very well on its own, and I'd like to see more.

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Tagged as: Needle
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Rating: 8.8 88       Difficulty: 72 72
Dec 20, 2020

2 Games

GameDifficultyAverage Rating# of Ratings
I wanna Musiclock 74.7 9.4 18
I wanna Xanadu 59.4 8.2 6

143 Cleared Games

GameDifficultyUser's Rating
I wanna be the Banquet 62.0 7.5
I wanna be the Crimson N/A N/A
I wanna be the Darkness 60.0 5.0
I wanna be the Fish 85.0 6.0
I wanna be the Galaxy 55.0 8.0
I wanna be the Off party2 !! 43.0 4.0
I wanna be the RZ 77.0 7.5
I wanna be the SkyHigh 30.0 7.2
I wanna be the SSR2 78.0 8.2
I wanna be the はりんご!! N/A 3.5
I wanna break through Seven trials 70.0 4.2
I wanna Erode 63.0 6.4
I wanna fly the Far away 84.0 8.0
I wanna L 63.0 8.5
I wanna P 60.0 6.0
I wanna rost the Car 60.0 1.5
I wanna Tear it 70.0 9.0
I don't want to be Guilty 35.0 2.2
アイワナ制作のいいネタが思いつかなかったから作ったアイワナ 40.0 8.5
I wanna be the Ares 60.0 6.2
I wanna be the Rasca N/A N/A
I wanna beat the Mega Jump 2 N/A N/A
I wanna needle needle needle spike spike spike N/A N/A
I wanna see the Secret 60.0 5.0
I wanna Sunspike 65.0 6.0
I wanna 打打打打打打打打打打 N/A 6.0
Not Another Needle Game 65.0 8.0
I wanna be the Prism N/A N/A
I Wanna be the TsuTaMao 62.0 6.5
I Wanna be the Goner 70.0 7.7
I wanna sunxipu 52.0 7.0
I wanna be the starter 45.0 7.0
I wanna be the Practice placement 60.0 6.0
I Wanna Be the Butterfly 73.0 7.8
I Wanna Defeat the Seven Colors N/A N/A
I wanna break break 0.0 7.0
I Wanna Be The Coolflowers 70.0 6.6
I wanna be the Simple Needle N/A N/A
I wanna be the Scarlet 78.0 8.0
I wanna be the Colorful Adventure N/A 7.0
I wanna be the hopeless 65.0 6.2
For my Valentine N/A N/A
I wanna be the Fortress N/A N/A
I wanna ZET 74.0 6.0
I wanna kill the Kermit 2 72.0 10.0
I wanna be Time Characters 62.0 8.0
I wanna run the Marathon N/A N/A
Mode Another - Zero Another The Be Wanna I N/A N/A
I wanna be the Reijii 80.0 4.0
I wanna be the Doner 76.0 5.8
I wanna ε 70.0 6.5
I wanna find a Needle in a Haystack 2 82.0 5.8
I wanna destroy the pluto 55.0 8.6
I wanna Lo-Fi-M 60.0 8.5
I wanna congratulate the Impeachment of Park Geun Hye N/A N/A
I wanna scale the Red Needle 91.0 9.0
I wanna EP N/A 7.0
I Wanna Be The Boring Needle 70.0 8.0
I wanna NMS - Happy Birthday Sunbla! 77.0 10.0
I wanna be the Grave 75.0 9.5
I Wanna Pass The Purple Needle 65.0 6.0
I wanna be the Priapus 75.0 6.5
I wanna be the Bomberman N/A 4.5
I wanna shiver 70.0 9.5
I Wanna Dorito 3 N/A N/A
I wanna SIK 70.0 6.0
I wanna GO the 森 55.0 7.5
I wanna Brynhildr Survival 62.0 9.1
I Wanna Tin Plate Dance N/A 9.5
I wanna fuck Lucario up the ass N/A N/A
I Wanna Be The Mindweaver N/A 6.9
I Wanna Get The Perfume 70.0 9.2
I wanna make a real game N/A N/A
i wanna be the penus 77.0 8.8
I wanna Butterfly Grafitti 60.0 8.2
I Wanna Ride The Desert Bus N/A 5.0
I wanna be the Consonance 68.0 8.0
I wanna DO the JORNEY 68.0 7.0
I Wanna be the Vandal N/A 8.8
Serotonin 55.0 8.5
I wanna say something, ok guys so basically um 91.0 7.5
The REAL JRocker Area 55.0 8.3
I Wanna Be The Sustenance 82.0 9.5
I wanna go home 25.0 4.0
I wanna post this dog 40.0 5.8
Chemical Toilet N/A 1.5
Needlemaniac 75.0 7.7
I wanna caress your heart 70.0 8.1
I Wanna Start Out Small 70.0 7.5
Sky needle 55.0 6.5
Kid Wants Needle 53.0 8.4
Hate Needle Volume 1 70.0 7.8
I wanna Walk Out In The Morning Dew 80.0 10.0
Needle Hatena 68.0 8.9
I Wanna Take the L 50.0 8.0
I wanna Fall into Depression and never be Happy Again N/A N/A
I Wanna Take the L+ 50.0 8.0
I wanna Hydrate 73.0 10.0
I Wanna XV Spike 65.0 6.0
Alphazetica 64.0 8.2
I wanna be the pinacol 68.0 9.3
Summer Feast Needle 2020 81.0 9.1
2011 needle hole 48.0 7.3
Wifie Present 75.0 8.0
I Wanna Go The DotIris N/A 6.0
:slight_smile: Demo ver 0.0.0.1 50.0 3.5
I wanna dadada 70.0 7.2
You give me butterflies, and I take them away 55.0 N/A
i wanna be the midiJUN-G 45.0 5.5
I wanna Chill Out N/A N/A
Water! 30.0 7.0
Simple Hentai N/A N/A
edley needle 72.0 6.5
I wanna fly out of this storm N/A N/A
I Wanna Practice Needle-Making 40.0 7.5
I Wanna Vue 50.0 7.0
I Wanna be the Nebula 60.0 6.5
Cookie Temptation 45.0 8.5
I Wanna XD 55.0 N/A
I wanna Vine Journey 53.0 8.2
I Wanna Pointillism 73.0 10.0
I Wanna Go Back To Basics 75.0 N/A
Love. Memory. Hope. Forgiveness. Tragedy. Death... N/A 9.3
I Wanna Make Some Terrible Needle 55.0 5.2
Crickets! 15.0 8.5
I Wanna 1spike N/A N/A
I Wanna Vibe With The Gods 70.0 10.0
I Wanna Enjoy My Dreams 50.0 5.5
I wanna be the Last of the World 一般公開版 N/A 8.0
I Wanna Play with Mrs. Witch 60.0 8.2
Hydrohomies 72.0 7.0
I Wanna Be The Dreamroamer 35.0 8.2
I wanna MADONGA the MADONGA N/A 6.5
Leaf+ 25.0 4.0
Why? 32.0 4.0
I wanna be the Volatile Presence 80.0 10.0
I Wanna Eat My Literature Textbook 48.0 5.0
mastermaxcattered faith 45.0 2.5
I wanna be the B.L.U.E ice 40.0 7.5
NEEDRe 65.0 5.5
I wanna be the flyingplatform N/A 8.0
I Wanna 37564 70.0 8.8
I wanna be the Don Quixote 30.0 7.5