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Hi, I'm Jopagu. She/They pronouns please :)

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I Wanna Escape Into My Mind 45.0 10.0
I Wanna Cute Jump! 75.0 10.0
I Wanna Escape Heavenly Host 43.0 10.0
I Wanna be the Vandal 70.0 10.0
I Wanna Be The Guy Remastered 50.0 10.0
I wanna Freezemind 59.0 10.0
I wanna be the Steak Temple 52.0 10.0
Chungo's Gauntlet 30.0 10.0
I Wanna Escape The Manor 60.0 10.0
I wanna Figure 81.0 9.8
BONK: An Interactive Exposition 59.0 9.8
I wanna be the Neon 3 65.0 9.7
I wanna know what's in my Desktop 30.0 9.5
Panasonic Bluray 51.0 9.5
XIFT 60.0 9.5
Not Another VVVVVV Game 55.0 9.5
DIRDKILL 45.0 9.5
I wanna be a Big Shot 57.0 9.5
I Wanna Kill the Kermit 3 78.0 9.5
I wanna spread my wings 35.0 9.5
I Wanna Be The Caretaker 45.0 9.5
I Wanna Go For Another Ride 45.0 9.5
I Wanna Fill in the Blanks 2 45.0 9.5
I Wanna Save the Ship 54.0 9.4
I wanna be the hollow 70.0 9.3
Full Techno Jackass 57.0 9.2
Designer L's Wacky Randventure! 55.0 9.2
I Wanna be the AIW 56.0 9.1
indigo needle 35.0 9.1
I wanna Burnmind 56.0 9.0
I wanna Zap the Mas 40.0 9.0
I wanna be Abducted 56.0 9.0
I wanna be the Clotho 47.0 9.0
Aiwanna Academia 63.0 9.0
The Kid's Collectible Christmas 50.0 9.0
I wanna Walpurgis 44.0 9.0
I Wanna MedlMedlMedl 55.0 9.0
I Wanna Take A Little Trip 50.0 9.0
Cookie Temptation 55.0 9.0
I wanna fa trap 2 28.0 9.0
I Wanna Go The Twourney 60.0 9.0
I Wanna Augment the Loon's Noodle 60.0 9.0
I wanna be the Cocktail 41.0 9.0
VoVoVo 60.0 9.0
I wanna kill the 3sweepor 60.0 9.0
I Wanna Defeat The Eater Of Dreams 23.0 9.0
Crusher's Curse 35.0 9.0
I wanna run the Marathon 50.0 9.0
I wanna be the Normal human! 3 48.0 9.0
I Wanna Escape From Ed Sheeran's Shack of Jortcunk 20.0 9.0
I wanna travel alone 51.0 9.0
I Wanna Sertraline 49.0 8.9
I wanna be the Aisaka 43.0 8.8
How the Gimmick Stole Christmas 45.0 8.8
I wanna be the Tethys 60.0 8.8
I wanna Helltake 55.0 8.8
I wanna kill the Kermit 2 74.0 8.8
I wanna stop the Heart Beats 60.0 8.8
I wanna be the Krypton 54.0 8.8
I Wanna Climb The Snowy Tower 35.0 8.8
I Wanna Disconnect 75.0 8.7
I wanna be the Octophobia 26.0 8.7
I wanna be the Machinary 25.0 8.7
I want 59.0 8.7
I wanna defeat the Snowman 55.0 8.7
I Wanna Ascend The Christmas Tree 55.0 8.6
I wanna Reach the Exit 3 58.0 8.6
It's Not Needle! 35.0 8.6
I wanna Kill the Sacred C3 2 19.0 8.5
I wanna Happiness Rabbit 50.0 8.5
I wanna be the orbit trap 3 40.0 8.5
Shiz Nits 49.0 8.5
Spherical I Wanna 25.0 8.5
NUCLEAR PHYSICIST 62.0 8.5
I wanna be the Flyingspike 50.0 8.5
I Wanna Usurp the Celestial Jump 50.0 8.5
I Wanna Catch the Clown 55.0 8.5
I Want To Play A Game 15.0 8.5
I wanna Thank You Thenewgeezer 62.0 8.5
I Wanna End My Growth 32.0 8.5
I wanna craft in space!! 35.0 8.5
I wanna go the Ocean Wetventure 61.0 8.5
I wanna be the Math Major 2 60.0 8.5
I wanna uplift the needle 48.0 8.5
I wanna arrive the Ambitious 36.0 8.5
I Wanna Be The Dreamroamer 35.0 8.5
I Wanna Be Doing The Laundry With Geezer 35.0 8.5
I wanna delete the Huge Bug 48.0 8.5
うわっ!しまった!!アイワナだっ! 48.0 8.5
I wanna be the Neon 2 47.0 8.5
I wanna be the Graverobber 33.0 8.5
I wanna Can't Stop 30.0 8.5
I wanna have an adventure with sister 35.0 8.5
I wanna eat the worm 50.0 8.5
I wanna Jerryfish 20.0 8.5
I Wanna Power 51.0 8.5
I wanna be the Blizzard 45.0 8.5
I wanna be the 3lt@s4x9uo 45.0 8.5
I Wanna be the Scapegoat 60.0 8.4
I Wanna Look Inside 57.0 8.4
I wanna be the Orbit 70.0 8.4
I wanna feed Your Escapism 48.0 8.3
I wanna let my balloons go 50.0 8.3
In Search Of More Dangerous Toys 55.0 8.3
I wanna go the Spook House 32.0 8.2
I wanna go the Jungle Adventure 63.0 8.2
SilentNight,Happybirthday! 55.0 8.2
I Wanna Temporal Spire 43.0 8.2
I Wanna Get The Coins 49.0 8.2
I Wanna Develop An Appreciation For Music 41.0 8.2
3 Traps in 1 room 25.0 8.2
Kid Tales - The Legend of Brom 0.0 8.1
I Wanna Be The Hungrytag 45.0 8.1
I wanna colorize the needle 52.0 8.1
I wanna be the 3200min 45.0 8.1
Iwanna Vibe 28.0 8.1
I wanna be the Tegliem 35.0 8.0
I wanna be the Arcfox Needle 69.0 8.0
We Live Under The Stairs 20.0 8.0
Wake up 40.0 8.0
I Wanna Float In The Darkness 55.0 8.0
I wanna go the Trap Way 3 45.0 8.0
I wanna fall into the snow 52.0 8.0
I wanna SlimeTrap 40.0 8.0
I wanna be the Nyx 50.0 8.0
I Wanna Travel the Night 45.0 8.0
EchoVision 30.0 8.0
Honyarara 55.0 8.0
Bygones 40.0 8.0
I wanna enjoy the Galvanized Peppermint Dandy 54.0 8.0
I wanna be the Ultimate Gravity 60.0 8.0
I wanna CUBETECH 40.0 8.0
I Wanna Tell The World v1.1 (REMAKE. ver) 20.0 8.0
I Want to Meet Miki 50.0 8.0
I wanna play a heartfelt melody 35.0 8.0
I Wanna Quell 28.0 8.0
A Minimal Adventure 38.0 8.0
I don't wanna black art 27.0 8.0
I Wanna Fine-House 40.0 8.0
asasfeagbhvawqbqreb 40.0 8.0
I Wanna — 55.0 8.0
I wanna reach Heaven 59.0 8.0
I wanna wanna 19.0 8.0
Thanks For 2023!! 20.0 8.0
I wanna be the Little runner 31.0 8.0
I wanna be the Red coin mania IIDX 2 Praxia 40.0 8.0
I Want To Fit In 57.0 8.0
I Wanna be the Kid Escape 5.0 8.0
I Wanna Take You Into The Mind Of Someone Making A Game For galaxii 25.0 8.0
I wanna be the SSR2 78.0 8.0
I wanna escape the Western house 43.0 8.0
I Wanna Give Chatran a Present! 42.0 8.0
I wanna be the Catharsis 65.0 8.0
I wanna be the Crimson 75.0 8.0
I wanna needle needle needle spike spike spike 30.0 8.0
I wanna series Mixture relay 4 50.0 8.0
I Wanna WandWandWand 35.0 8.0
I wanna be the Strongest Fairy 30.0 8.0
I wanna meet Santa Claus 40.0 7.8
I wanna find my presents 45.0 7.8
The Day Thereafter 30.0 7.8
I wanna be the rushed creation 50.0 7.8
I Wanna Find A Test Player 10.0 7.8
I wanna eat the lemon 25.0 7.7
I wanna get the Rainbow feather 30.0 7.7
I wanna Love the Winter 2 25.0 7.7
I wanna defeat the Villains 34.0 7.7
I wanna climb the Witch's Tower 64.0 7.7
I wanna whisper in mirror 60.0 7.7
Mauri Climbs a Mountain 55.0 7.7
I Wanna Stop her Slaughter 45.0 7.6
Untitled40 45.0 7.6
Yuletide Derange 61.0 7.6
The Kid's Whimsical Adventure! 46.0 7.6
I wanna be the Ocean Princess 65.0 7.6
I wanna best the 50 floors 56.0 7.6
Jason's Journey 50.0 7.6
I wanna Relax with Needle N/A 7.6
Funky Fumo Party 45.0 7.5
I wanna break more traps 2 42.0 7.5
I wanna clear the Easy Miku 2 30.0 7.5
I wanna be Easy! 20.0 7.5
Solnyshko 33.0 7.5
I wanna be the Kaenbyou 3 22.0 7.5
I wanna escape the mansion 34.0 7.5
I wanna be the Neon 45.0 7.5
I Wanna Wave 35.0 7.5
I wanna be the knight in shining armor 41.0 7.5
I wanna purify 4 47.0 7.5
I Wanna Rely The Needle 4.2 31.0 7.5
I wanna CoinStack 1000 60.0 7.5
I Wanna Escape My Dungeon 45.0 7.5
I wanna best the needle 3 43.0 7.5
I Wanna Be The CBT 40.0 7.5
I wanna one attack in soul easy 30.0 7.5
Needle needle 52.0 7.5
I Wanna Reach the Exit 2! 47.0 7.5
Draw my Guy FGM Edition 35.0 7.5
I wanna E7N 40.0 7.5
I wanna play with Dangerous Toys 38.0 7.5
I wanna sniff it 50.0 7.5
I Wanna Take the L 54.0 7.5
Stars 30.0 7.5
For my Valentine 35.0 7.5
I wanna M 53.0 7.5
I wanna relieve constipation 30.0 7.5
ProMethium 51.0 7.5
I wanna be the White Dot 33.0 7.5
I wanna be the Aura 28.0 7.5
I wanna randrandrand 50.0 7.5
ま゛ 10.0 7.5
I wanna kill the 2sweepor 55.0 7.5
I Wanna Fleeting Pink 35.0 7.5
I wanna be the IWD spike 30.0 7.5
I wanna Aurum 45.0 7.5
I wanna brake the Eight beelzebubs 60.0 7.5
I Wanna Eclipse 57.0 7.5
I Wanna Pamper that Amber Glamour 45.0 7.5
I Wanna Take the Second L 45.0 7.5
I cannot but go ahead through the way of the starlit sky 24.0 7.3
I wanna be the Kaenbyou 2 21.0 7.3
I wanna Happy Mid-autumn Festival 40.0 7.3
I wanna gameover 50.0 7.3
I wanna bigger penis 48.0 7.3
I wanna be the Lucien Needle 36.0 7.3
I wanna be the Mars 60.0 7.3
Strawberry needle 48.0 7.2
I wanna be the Nurse 42.0 7.2
I wanna retort 39.0 7.2
I wanna qowulu 100 35.0 7.2
I wanna Challenge you 52.0 7.2
Thanks for 2015!! 25.0 7.2
I Wanna Be the Hades 70.0 7.2
I Wanna be Pat's Secret Santa 35.0 7.2
I Wanna Uhuhu Spike 2 50.0 7.2
I wanna be with you 35.0 7.1
I wanna suspend in the sky 2 45.0 7.1
I want to freeze the you 48.0 7.1
I Wanna DO It 50.0 7.0
I Wanna Take the L+ 50.0 7.0
I wanna Limitless 33.0 7.0
Valder fields 39.0 7.0
I Wanna Get Cultured 2 71.0 7.0
Heaven Needle 44.0 7.0
I wanna clear 50 neon floors 55.0 7.0
I wanna make the Novelty Ⅱ 48.0 7.0
I wanna be the Amethyst 37.0 7.0
I wanna destroy the mercury 45.0 7.0
Competitive tower climbing 66.0 7.0
I wanna eat the Rori Girl 25.0 7.0
Sunny day 32.0 7.0
I wanna deride Kotaro- from aslant 35.0 7.0
I wanna Reforge 30.0 7.0
I wanna stop the Simulation 55.0 7.0
I wanna L 70.0 7.0
I wanna be Fed up with path ;w; 26.0 7.0
I wanna best the needle 2 53.0 7.0
I wanna Stay Away From Hardship 9 30.0 7.0
I Wanna Appreciate the Wolf's Enthusiasm 64.0 7.0
I wanna be the Avoider 20.0 7.0
I Wanna Be The Trinitario 37.0 7.0
I wanna be the Prismocean 48.0 7.0
I wanna be the aq spike 58.0 7.0
I wanna qoqoqo origin 35.0 7.0
I Wanna Escape The Haunted Mansion 50.0 7.0
I Wanna Defeat the Discord Makers Kela Side 2 55.0 7.0
Chill Needle 36.0 7.0
I wanna Arcana of the Tarot 65.0 7.0
I wanna be the Phallophobia 52.0 7.0
I wanna be the ア 45.0 7.0
I wanna be the Kaenbyou 20.0 7.0
I wanna kill the minesweepor 50.0 7.0
I wanna Twist and Turn 65.0 7.0
I wanna be the lovely ⑨ 45.0 7.0
I wanna seek the takenoko 44.0 7.0
I Wanna Be The I Wanna Star 4 62.0 7.0
I destroy imagination Game of the needle 38.0 7.0
I wanna Olympic 47.0 6.9
I wanna deliver a Letter 47.0 6.9
I wanna be the Hapiiness! 35.0 6.9
I wanna eat the Mysterious xob 34.0 6.8
I wanna be the 8possible(一般公開版) 26.0 6.8
I Wanna p!mp!n Needle 47.0 6.8
Iwanna Glacial 30.0 6.8
I Wanna be the Zeus 60.0 6.8
I wanna Remember my lovely Cat 35.0 6.7
I wanna conquer the blow game 3 33.0 6.7
I wanna be the MU-GEEEEEEEEE 30.0 6.6
I wanna be United 31.0 6.6
I wanna stop the Time 40.0 6.6
I wanna travel the needle world 45.0 6.5
A written challenge from Death 38.0 6.5
I wanna be the Justice 70.0 6.5
save the sun 25.0 6.5
I Wanna Go Camping 50.0 6.5
I wanna be the Strong spike3 Last Edition 55.0 6.5
I wanna be the Nostalgie 35.0 6.5
I wanna Breathing 60.0 6.5
I wanna be the Sapphire 45.0 6.5
I wanna be the Umbrella 25.0 6.5
I Wanna Defeat the Discord Makers: FM Side 64.0 6.5
I wanna 15 cooking methods of AnChun 25.0 6.5
I wanna revolve the moai statue 25.0 6.5
Straight Outta Compton 35.0 6.5
I wanna beat the junk needle 3 38.0 6.5
P.M.P 1 37.0 6.5
I wanna play the Easy game!!! 45.0 6.5
I wanna P 52.0 6.5
I wanna rely the Needle 4 40.0 6.5
Best bye to the silent present 52.0 6.5
I Wanna Crash The Crates 25.0 6.5
I Wanna EZL 45.0 6.5
I Wanna Wish Kiyoshi Merry Christmas 55.0 6.5
All the wishes 25.0 6.5
I wanna get used to Needle Game 31.0 6.5
I wanna be the New 52.0 6.4
Ides of Noel 57.0 6.4
I wanna ↔ 53.0 6.3
I wanna Outbreak 55.0 6.3
I wanna Jumping Heart 38.0 6.3
I wanna Cigarette 36.0 6.3
Guy Wanna The Be I Fangame 30.0 6.0
Egg 15.0 6.0
When The Spikes Cry 40.0 6.0
I wanna kill the 2doku 63.0 6.0
I wanna help the Fairy tale 25.0 6.0
I Wanna Find My Butthole 55.0 6.0
I Wanna Graduate From Beginners 30.0 6.0
~(=^¥⨎Ö¥^)⨎Õ 47.0 6.0
I wanna be the AutumnWater spike 40.0 6.0
I wanna be the Gus Needle 32.0 6.0
I wanna type well 27.0 6.0
I wanna Find Gold 40.0 6.0
Way of a needle following forever 61.0 6.0
Is The Order An I wanna ? 35.0 6.0
I wanna be the NMN II 56.0 6.0
I Wanna Super F - Variety Stream Package 45.0 6.0
I wanna be the Gap2 35.0 6.0
I wanna be the 1×1 45.0 6.0
I wanna kickass Dr.Cherry 41.0 6.0
I wanna Keep Celebrating for Xia 24.0 6.0
I wanna be the OW 51.0 6.0
The Great & Powerful Beginner 24.0 6.0
I wanna be the Animus 27.0 6.0
I wanna be the Flash 41.0 6.0
I wanna be the Flower frozen 30.0 6.0
I wanna Athletic needles 50.0 6.0
I wanna be the Promin 59.0 6.0
I wanna eat the ER 33.0 5.8
I wanna use the Eight weapons!! 42.0 5.8
I wanna keep on dancing 2 37.0 5.7
I wanna be the Salt 45.0 5.5
I wanted to make the Sprites 50.0 5.5
I wanna be the Four seasons 48.0 5.5
I wanna be the Addiction 30.0 5.5
I wanna be the あびゃ~。 45.0 5.5
I wanna be the present for you 2 45.0 5.5
I wanna more beautiful and delicious 34.0 5.5
I wanna Bye Bye spike2 42.0 5.3
I wanna be the Platinum 20.0 5.2
I wanna be the Haru 37.0 5.0
I Wanna Kill the Sudoku 60.0 5.0
I wanna 打打打打打打打打打打 58.0 5.0
I wanna challenge Kamirin 50.0 5.0
I wanna BOMB the Summer Holiday 30.0 5.0
I wanna be the My heart goes on 5.0 5.0
I wanna be the Gate jump 5.0 5.0
I wanna N 44.0 5.0
I wanna be the ORE TUEEEEE!!! 6.0 5.0
I wanna challenge 100 trials!! 31.0 5.0
I Wanna Be the Piyopiyo Trap 40.0 5.0
I wanna smile away 40.0 5.0
New Mini Kongkongi's Adventure 33.0 5.0
I wanna Wednesday 50.0 5.0
Wish me luck 2 30.0 5.0
I Wanna Kill The Last Boss 55.0 5.0
I wanna escape Endless Nightmare 30.0 5.0
I wanna jump with panda 33.0 5.0
Summer Feast Needle Bliss 70.0 5.0
I wanna Exit from Here 40.0 4.7
I wanna be the Partysu II 54.0 4.5
I wanna clear the Easy Miku 35.0 4.5
I wanna QoQoQo 57.0 4.5
I wanna be the PIZZA 25.0 4.5
I wanna fa newnew 20.0 4.5
I wanna escape the Room3 30.0 4.5
I wanna break through Seven trials 72.0 4.0
I wanna be the Forehead 60.0 4.0
I Wanna LoveSpike 36.0 4.0
I wanna see the Barrage 0.0 4.0
I wanna be the Takeda 35.0 4.0
I wanna be the Scare 65.0 4.0
chrimbuschampion_secretsanta_gaming 20.0 4.0
I wannyaaaaaaaaaa 45.0 4.0
I wanna be the Incimex 60.0 4.0
I wanna be the Violet Gear 56.0 3.7
I wanna be the Party 40.0 3.5
I wanna PESC 0.0 3.5
I wanna kill the Maker 62.0 3.5
I wanna be the 暇つぶしに作った配置ゲー 55.0 3.5
I wanna be the Nautical Pickle 45.0 3.0
I Wanna Scroll My Mousewheel Downwards 3 - Scroll with a Vengeance 55.0 3.0
I wanna be the Snow Drive 60.0 3.0
I wanna be the 木ノ下 34.0 3.0
I wanna go the Floatkid 39.0 2.8
I wanna star the Xmas tree 50.0 2.0
I wanna be the Impossible quiz 25.0 1.5
I wanna bounce around in funny land 0.0 1.5
You Suffer 15.0 1.5
I wanna be the weird game - Demo 31.0 1.5
I wanna shove a leek up my 1.0 1.0
I wanna boring unimaginative needle 60.0 1.0
I wanna go the Magical journey 0.0 1.0
I wanna be the Wednesday おヴぇ 1.0 0.7
I wanna break break 1.0 0.5
I wanna be the 圧迫面接 1.0 0.5
IWANNAZONE 1.0 0.5
I Wanna Be WannaBe 0.0 0.5
I wanna be the Story 60.0 0.5
I WANNA WALK 1.0 0.3
I wanna H5 1.0 0.2
Boshy 2 20.0 0.1
I wanna close the World 64.0 0.0
I wanna Walk Out In The Morning Dew 85.0 0.0
I wanna be the Fangame! 45.0 N/A
Shortventure 3 - Resources N/A N/A
I Wanna [Expunged] the [Expunged] 10.0 N/A
I Wanna Free the Fortress 60.0 N/A
I Wanna My Girlfriend Play Fangame 15.0 N/A
The "Needle" 55.0 N/A

428 Reviews

Jopagu
For: I wanna be the Takeda
Severed kid head.

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Tagged as: Adventure Trap Boss Sudoku
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Rating: 4.0 40       Difficulty: 35 35
Jan 18, 2024
Jopagu
For: I wanna stop the Heart Beats
Heart Beats is a wonderfully varied, extremely lengthy, adventure game. The sheer amount of work that went into this game is frankly astounding, with so many things that the average player won't even see. This includes 50 different pokemon fights, a selection of arenas you only have to pick one from, and of course the infamous secrets. I'll admit to not doing the secrets myself, as they're far harder than the rest of the game, but I know they involve several entire areas, whole bosses, and something that's practically a game of its own.

The variety is really to this game's favor, as there are admittedly parts that don't work well. The biggest sticking points for me are the pokemon boss, a tedious fight with lots of learny stuff deep into the fight, and the final phase of the final boss, which was just a very weak fight that felt like it too often punished you for attacking. This in particular was a lame way to end the game, since the first two parts of the fight are top notch. Another complaint is that a lot of stuff in the Hollow knight area feels out of place. It felt like the dev didn't put in the same level of care when importing assets as they did in the other stages.

Downers aside, most of this game is simply incredible. There are a lot of super fun references and gimmicks, notably the Celeste stage and the sky stage, and tons of super fun bosses, like the Celeste wizard and the Destination fight.

I know I spent more time talking about the negatives than the positives, but I truly think this is an amazing game, I just don't have much to say other than "that stuff is good"! I would absolutely recommend this to experienced adventure fans looking for their next epic game.

One final note, I do think the average difficulty here is much too low. Maybe I'm just washed, but the final boss got quite tricky. I think this is vastly more difficult than anything I have rated at a 50, so keep that in mind if you're a player worried about difficulty!

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Rating: 8.8 88       Difficulty: 60 60
Jan 17, 2024
Jopagu
For: I Wanna Pamper that Amber Glamour
A cute little beginner needle game inspired by Vandal. Despite the inspiration, the needle looks quite different, with a really unique cramped style. The game manages to showcase several needle styles in a short runtime, with some cool stuff like circle needle. The final area becomes trigger needle, which is the highlight of the game, with some really fun movements induced by the moving obstacles.

Overall, this game is fairly unmemorable, and yet it makes me really excited for Graffiti. The main reason for this is that I'm excited to see this style pushed more with more cycles and gimmicks, as the trigger stage was by far the most interesting part of this. The vanilla needle was good but forgettable, which is unfortunate considering it's most of this game.

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Tagged as: Needle Boss Trigger
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Rating: 7.5 75       Difficulty: 45 45
Jan 17, 2024
Jopagu
For: I wanna be the Orbit
Orbit is a classic Japanese collab between two renowned makers, Dagger and Tsuta. I really wasn't sure what to expect going into this one, but in the end I found that its classic status is completely deserved. Despite some significant flaws, I found the game to be a super enjoyable experience, and it was never brought down for all too long.

The game opens with a charming traditional area, which introduces you to the game's signature - traps that are simple, and yet still creative and funny. After this, you go to a hub, which contains four areas, including some of the highlights of the game.

The horror themed stage feels like a prototype for a game like Cardinal House, which is high praise from me. It has lots of creative obstacles and a fun vibe. This stage is weakened by a post boss "gotcha" that I found quite difficult to figure out, leading to me beating the boss several times before being able to progress.

The other standout stage is of course the famed trap stage. There is little I can say about this that would be new, considering this stage alone has inspired several spin-offs. I will mention that it takes a unique approach to penalty rooms, that prevents them from getting stale, a flaw that this game's successors are still falling into.

The other two stages in the hub are less notable, but still a good time. Shoutouts to the funny traps in the first stage, and the stupid (affectionate) teleporting fish in the second. The second stage does contain probably the weakest boss in the game, a stupid ball with one hard attack and an annoying sound effect.

After the hub, you proceed to a sequence of linear stages, first of which is the underground desert. This stage sets the tone for the next while - having both some of the best and worst saves in the game. The minor puzzle aspects were used well, and this is the most interesting gimmick stage in the game. However, the game's difficulty starts to bite it in the ass here, with some saves being seriously brought down by being overly precise, and designed in a way that is more punishing than fun (read: unfunny end of save traps).

Next, there is a brief beach stage with shooting enemies. This area is pretty unremarkable, but it was somewhat annoying having to kill high health flying enemies before standing on their platforms. The most memorable part of this section is the boss, and unfortunately not in a good way. The boss itself is actually really fun, with some very conventional boss design and interesting attacks. However, it is completely ruined by an interlude that is very learny and also longer than the rest of the boss. If this section were removed this boss would be fantastic, and yet as it stands it was a low point of the game.

After this is the tower, where the pattern established in the desert repeats. The majority of this stage is really cool, with fun design that's at a chill difficulty level. Unfortunately, a few saves try to hard to be difficult, resulting in unpleasant gameplay. The biggest offender is the tiles that don't match up with the solid part. This is pretty standard design in a lot of non-fangames, and even here it works most of the time, but it is mistakenly used in a few sections with bonk jumps and tight landings. This leads to precise saves where you can't actually know exactly where to be.

The boss of this stage is pretty infamous, but I found myself enjoying it decently, but not a lot. Part of this is certainly because I was streaming it, and often found myself not focused on the game, just talking to people instead. I think focusing heavily on this boss would lead to having a lot less fun, but it winds up being a decent boss to pay less attention to. Just pop open some music or a video or something.

After this there is the classic pure needle stage, except this time the needle is the least significant part. There's a few screens of rather difficult needle, but they are broken up by super fun fights. The first is a infinite jump schmup section, which is really fun. It's nothing special as the genre goes, but it's still awesome to see in a fangame. After this is one of the highlights of the game, a touhou fight, again with infinite jump. This fight is super fun, with a wide variety of attacks that are all really fun to dodge, and an awesome chaotic ending.

Finally, a medley stage of the creators' previous work Assaulted. This stage is pretty brief, but has some really fun platforming that feels very "adventurey" in sharp contrast to the previous needle stage. It ends with a brief avoidance that is moderately fun, but ultimately forgettable.

The game ends with another avoidance, this one being 3 minutes long and quite a bit harder than the rest of the game. I heard it described as "sunspike-like", and while I find that quite true of the content, it's not true at all of the quality. The avoidance is super pattern heavy, and does unfortunately have several long sections of standing still. Despite that, I found it to be really fun overall, with lots of diverse attacks. The attacks were really fun to learn, and yet not too complex as to be inscrutable after a couple attempts. Even the parts that wind up being standstill are fun to figure out at first.

Overall, Orbit is an incredible game, despite its flawed sections. While there were some pretty heinous saves, the good outnumbers the bad significantly, and ultimately none of the bad sticks around too long. The game is really long, and yet it continues to provide new stuff, and because of this diversity it didn't overstay its welcome. I would highly recommend this game to adventure fans. If you aren't confident in your avoidance skills, I would still recommend playing up to it, as the rest of the game is like 60, and contains some super cool stuff.

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Jopagu
For: I Wanna Ascend The Christmas Tree
The game starts with a gimmick needle section, which is frankly pretty forgettable although it's decently cool. However, the absolute highlight of the game is the avoidance. It's super duper unique, one of the most interesting concepts for an avoidance I've seen. It feels like playing a rhythm game, creating a super unique playstyle that make the game really stand out.

One note, try not to hold left/right during the rhythm sections, as it can mess up the timing. It was killing me a lot and it took me ages to figure out what was wrong.

I would absolutely recommend this game to fans of unique avoidances, it's super cool.

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