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Hi, I'm Jopagu. She/They pronouns please :)

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I Wanna Escape Into My Mind 45.0 10.0
I Wanna Cute Jump! 75.0 10.0
I Wanna Escape Heavenly Host 43.0 10.0
I Wanna be the Vandal 70.0 10.0
I Wanna Be The Guy Remastered 50.0 10.0
I wanna Freezemind 59.0 10.0
I wanna be the Steak Temple 52.0 10.0
Chungo's Gauntlet 30.0 10.0
I Wanna Escape The Manor 60.0 10.0
I wanna Figure 81.0 9.8
BONK: An Interactive Exposition 59.0 9.8
I wanna be the Neon 3 65.0 9.7
I wanna know what's in my Desktop 30.0 9.5
Panasonic Bluray 51.0 9.5
XIFT 60.0 9.5
Not Another VVVVVV Game 55.0 9.5
DIRDKILL 45.0 9.5
I wanna be a Big Shot 57.0 9.5
I Wanna Kill the Kermit 3 78.0 9.5
I wanna spread my wings 35.0 9.5
I Wanna Be The Caretaker 45.0 9.5
I Wanna Go For Another Ride 45.0 9.5
I Wanna Fill in the Blanks 2 45.0 9.5
I Wanna Save the Ship 54.0 9.4
I wanna be the hollow 70.0 9.3
Full Techno Jackass 57.0 9.2
Designer L's Wacky Randventure! 55.0 9.2
I Wanna be the AIW 56.0 9.1
indigo needle 35.0 9.1
I wanna Burnmind 56.0 9.0
I wanna Zap the Mas 40.0 9.0
I wanna be Abducted 56.0 9.0
I wanna be the Clotho 47.0 9.0
Aiwanna Academia 63.0 9.0
The Kid's Collectible Christmas 50.0 9.0
I wanna Walpurgis 44.0 9.0
I Wanna MedlMedlMedl 55.0 9.0
I Wanna Take A Little Trip 50.0 9.0
Cookie Temptation 55.0 9.0
I wanna fa trap 2 28.0 9.0
I Wanna Go The Twourney 60.0 9.0
I Wanna Augment the Loon's Noodle 60.0 9.0
I wanna be the Cocktail 41.0 9.0
VoVoVo 60.0 9.0
I wanna kill the 3sweepor 60.0 9.0
I Wanna Defeat The Eater Of Dreams 23.0 9.0
Crusher's Curse 35.0 9.0
I wanna run the Marathon 50.0 9.0
I wanna be the Normal human! 3 48.0 9.0
I Wanna Escape From Ed Sheeran's Shack of Jortcunk 20.0 9.0
I wanna travel alone 51.0 9.0
I Wanna Sertraline 49.0 8.9
I wanna be the Aisaka 43.0 8.8
How the Gimmick Stole Christmas 45.0 8.8
I wanna be the Tethys 60.0 8.8
I wanna Helltake 55.0 8.8
I wanna kill the Kermit 2 74.0 8.8
I wanna stop the Heart Beats 60.0 8.8
I wanna be the Krypton 54.0 8.8
I Wanna Climb The Snowy Tower 35.0 8.8
I Wanna Disconnect 75.0 8.7
I wanna be the Octophobia 26.0 8.7
I wanna be the Machinary 25.0 8.7
I want 59.0 8.7
I wanna defeat the Snowman 55.0 8.7
I Wanna Ascend The Christmas Tree 55.0 8.6
I wanna Reach the Exit 3 58.0 8.6
It's Not Needle! 35.0 8.6
I wanna Kill the Sacred C3 2 19.0 8.5
I wanna Happiness Rabbit 50.0 8.5
I wanna be the orbit trap 3 40.0 8.5
Shiz Nits 49.0 8.5
Spherical I Wanna 25.0 8.5
NUCLEAR PHYSICIST 62.0 8.5
I wanna be the Flyingspike 50.0 8.5
I Wanna Usurp the Celestial Jump 50.0 8.5
I Wanna Catch the Clown 55.0 8.5
I Want To Play A Game 15.0 8.5
I wanna Thank You Thenewgeezer 62.0 8.5
I Wanna End My Growth 32.0 8.5
I wanna craft in space!! 35.0 8.5
I wanna go the Ocean Wetventure 61.0 8.5
I wanna be the Math Major 2 60.0 8.5
I wanna uplift the needle 48.0 8.5
I wanna arrive the Ambitious 36.0 8.5
I Wanna Be The Dreamroamer 35.0 8.5
I Wanna Be Doing The Laundry With Geezer 35.0 8.5
I wanna delete the Huge Bug 48.0 8.5
うわっ!しまった!!アイワナだっ! 48.0 8.5
I wanna be the Neon 2 47.0 8.5
I wanna be the Graverobber 33.0 8.5
I wanna Can't Stop 30.0 8.5
I wanna have an adventure with sister 35.0 8.5
I wanna eat the worm 50.0 8.5
I wanna Jerryfish 20.0 8.5
I Wanna Power 51.0 8.5
I wanna be the Blizzard 45.0 8.5
I wanna be the 3lt@s4x9uo 45.0 8.5
I Wanna be the Scapegoat 60.0 8.4
I Wanna Look Inside 57.0 8.4
I wanna be the Orbit 70.0 8.4
I wanna feed Your Escapism 48.0 8.3
I wanna let my balloons go 50.0 8.3
In Search Of More Dangerous Toys 55.0 8.3
I wanna go the Spook House 32.0 8.2
I wanna go the Jungle Adventure 63.0 8.2
SilentNight,Happybirthday! 55.0 8.2
I Wanna Temporal Spire 43.0 8.2
I Wanna Get The Coins 49.0 8.2
I Wanna Develop An Appreciation For Music 41.0 8.2
3 Traps in 1 room 25.0 8.2
Kid Tales - The Legend of Brom 0.0 8.1
I Wanna Be The Hungrytag 45.0 8.1
I wanna colorize the needle 52.0 8.1
I wanna be the 3200min 45.0 8.1
Iwanna Vibe 28.0 8.1
I wanna be the Tegliem 35.0 8.0
I wanna be the Arcfox Needle 69.0 8.0
We Live Under The Stairs 20.0 8.0
Wake up 40.0 8.0
I Wanna Float In The Darkness 55.0 8.0
I wanna go the Trap Way 3 45.0 8.0
I wanna fall into the snow 52.0 8.0
I wanna SlimeTrap 40.0 8.0
I wanna be the Nyx 50.0 8.0
I Wanna Travel the Night 45.0 8.0
EchoVision 30.0 8.0
Honyarara 55.0 8.0
Bygones 40.0 8.0
I wanna enjoy the Galvanized Peppermint Dandy 54.0 8.0
I wanna be the Ultimate Gravity 60.0 8.0
I wanna CUBETECH 40.0 8.0
I Wanna Tell The World v1.1 (REMAKE. ver) 20.0 8.0
I Want to Meet Miki 50.0 8.0
I wanna play a heartfelt melody 35.0 8.0
I Wanna Quell 28.0 8.0
A Minimal Adventure 38.0 8.0
I don't wanna black art 27.0 8.0
I Wanna Fine-House 40.0 8.0
asasfeagbhvawqbqreb 40.0 8.0
I Wanna — 55.0 8.0
I wanna reach Heaven 59.0 8.0
I wanna wanna 19.0 8.0
Thanks For 2023!! 20.0 8.0
I wanna be the Little runner 31.0 8.0
I wanna be the Red coin mania IIDX 2 Praxia 40.0 8.0
I Want To Fit In 57.0 8.0
I Wanna be the Kid Escape 5.0 8.0
I Wanna Take You Into The Mind Of Someone Making A Game For galaxii 25.0 8.0
I wanna be the SSR2 78.0 8.0
I wanna escape the Western house 43.0 8.0
I Wanna Give Chatran a Present! 42.0 8.0
I wanna be the Catharsis 65.0 8.0
I wanna be the Crimson 75.0 8.0
I wanna needle needle needle spike spike spike 30.0 8.0
I wanna series Mixture relay 4 50.0 8.0
I Wanna WandWandWand 35.0 8.0
I wanna be the Strongest Fairy 30.0 8.0
I wanna meet Santa Claus 40.0 7.8
I wanna find my presents 45.0 7.8
The Day Thereafter 30.0 7.8
I wanna be the rushed creation 50.0 7.8
I Wanna Find A Test Player 10.0 7.8
I wanna eat the lemon 25.0 7.7
I wanna get the Rainbow feather 30.0 7.7
I wanna Love the Winter 2 25.0 7.7
I wanna defeat the Villains 34.0 7.7
I wanna climb the Witch's Tower 64.0 7.7
I wanna whisper in mirror 60.0 7.7
Mauri Climbs a Mountain 55.0 7.7
I Wanna Stop her Slaughter 45.0 7.6
Untitled40 45.0 7.6
Yuletide Derange 61.0 7.6
The Kid's Whimsical Adventure! 46.0 7.6
I wanna be the Ocean Princess 65.0 7.6
I wanna best the 50 floors 56.0 7.6
Jason's Journey 50.0 7.6
I wanna Relax with Needle N/A 7.6
Funky Fumo Party 45.0 7.5
I wanna break more traps 2 42.0 7.5
I wanna clear the Easy Miku 2 30.0 7.5
I wanna be Easy! 20.0 7.5
Solnyshko 33.0 7.5
I wanna be the Kaenbyou 3 22.0 7.5
I wanna escape the mansion 34.0 7.5
I wanna be the Neon 45.0 7.5
I Wanna Wave 35.0 7.5
I wanna be the knight in shining armor 41.0 7.5
I wanna purify 4 47.0 7.5
I Wanna Rely The Needle 4.2 31.0 7.5
I wanna CoinStack 1000 60.0 7.5
I Wanna Escape My Dungeon 45.0 7.5
I wanna best the needle 3 43.0 7.5
I Wanna Be The CBT 40.0 7.5
I wanna one attack in soul easy 30.0 7.5
Needle needle 52.0 7.5
I Wanna Reach the Exit 2! 47.0 7.5
Draw my Guy FGM Edition 35.0 7.5
I wanna E7N 40.0 7.5
I wanna play with Dangerous Toys 38.0 7.5
I wanna sniff it 50.0 7.5
I Wanna Take the L 54.0 7.5
Stars 30.0 7.5
For my Valentine 35.0 7.5
I wanna M 53.0 7.5
I wanna relieve constipation 30.0 7.5
ProMethium 51.0 7.5
I wanna be the White Dot 33.0 7.5
I wanna be the Aura 28.0 7.5
I wanna randrandrand 50.0 7.5
ま゛ 10.0 7.5
I wanna kill the 2sweepor 55.0 7.5
I Wanna Fleeting Pink 35.0 7.5
I wanna be the IWD spike 30.0 7.5
I wanna Aurum 45.0 7.5
I wanna brake the Eight beelzebubs 60.0 7.5
I Wanna Eclipse 57.0 7.5
I Wanna Pamper that Amber Glamour 45.0 7.5
I Wanna Take the Second L 45.0 7.5
I cannot but go ahead through the way of the starlit sky 24.0 7.3
I wanna be the Kaenbyou 2 21.0 7.3
I wanna Happy Mid-autumn Festival 40.0 7.3
I wanna gameover 50.0 7.3
I wanna bigger penis 48.0 7.3
I wanna be the Lucien Needle 36.0 7.3
I wanna be the Mars 60.0 7.3
Strawberry needle 48.0 7.2
I wanna be the Nurse 42.0 7.2
I wanna retort 39.0 7.2
I wanna qowulu 100 35.0 7.2
I wanna Challenge you 52.0 7.2
Thanks for 2015!! 25.0 7.2
I Wanna Be the Hades 70.0 7.2
I Wanna be Pat's Secret Santa 35.0 7.2
I Wanna Uhuhu Spike 2 50.0 7.2
I wanna be with you 35.0 7.1
I wanna suspend in the sky 2 45.0 7.1
I want to freeze the you 48.0 7.1
I Wanna DO It 50.0 7.0
I Wanna Take the L+ 50.0 7.0
I wanna Limitless 33.0 7.0
Valder fields 39.0 7.0
I Wanna Get Cultured 2 71.0 7.0
Heaven Needle 44.0 7.0
I wanna clear 50 neon floors 55.0 7.0
I wanna make the Novelty Ⅱ 48.0 7.0
I wanna be the Amethyst 37.0 7.0
I wanna destroy the mercury 45.0 7.0
Competitive tower climbing 66.0 7.0
I wanna eat the Rori Girl 25.0 7.0
Sunny day 32.0 7.0
I wanna deride Kotaro- from aslant 35.0 7.0
I wanna Reforge 30.0 7.0
I wanna stop the Simulation 55.0 7.0
I wanna L 70.0 7.0
I wanna be Fed up with path ;w; 26.0 7.0
I wanna best the needle 2 53.0 7.0
I wanna Stay Away From Hardship 9 30.0 7.0
I Wanna Appreciate the Wolf's Enthusiasm 64.0 7.0
I wanna be the Avoider 20.0 7.0
I Wanna Be The Trinitario 37.0 7.0
I wanna be the Prismocean 48.0 7.0
I wanna be the aq spike 58.0 7.0
I wanna qoqoqo origin 35.0 7.0
I Wanna Escape The Haunted Mansion 50.0 7.0
I Wanna Defeat the Discord Makers Kela Side 2 55.0 7.0
Chill Needle 36.0 7.0
I wanna Arcana of the Tarot 65.0 7.0
I wanna be the Phallophobia 52.0 7.0
I wanna be the ア 45.0 7.0
I wanna be the Kaenbyou 20.0 7.0
I wanna kill the minesweepor 50.0 7.0
I wanna Twist and Turn 65.0 7.0
I wanna be the lovely ⑨ 45.0 7.0
I wanna seek the takenoko 44.0 7.0
I Wanna Be The I Wanna Star 4 62.0 7.0
I destroy imagination Game of the needle 38.0 7.0
I wanna Olympic 47.0 6.9
I wanna deliver a Letter 47.0 6.9
I wanna be the Hapiiness! 35.0 6.9
I wanna eat the Mysterious xob 34.0 6.8
I wanna be the 8possible(一般公開版) 26.0 6.8
I Wanna p!mp!n Needle 47.0 6.8
Iwanna Glacial 30.0 6.8
I Wanna be the Zeus 60.0 6.8
I wanna Remember my lovely Cat 35.0 6.7
I wanna conquer the blow game 3 33.0 6.7
I wanna be the MU-GEEEEEEEEE 30.0 6.6
I wanna be United 31.0 6.6
I wanna stop the Time 40.0 6.6
I wanna travel the needle world 45.0 6.5
A written challenge from Death 38.0 6.5
I wanna be the Justice 70.0 6.5
save the sun 25.0 6.5
I Wanna Go Camping 50.0 6.5
I wanna be the Strong spike3 Last Edition 55.0 6.5
I wanna be the Nostalgie 35.0 6.5
I wanna Breathing 60.0 6.5
I wanna be the Sapphire 45.0 6.5
I wanna be the Umbrella 25.0 6.5
I Wanna Defeat the Discord Makers: FM Side 64.0 6.5
I wanna 15 cooking methods of AnChun 25.0 6.5
I wanna revolve the moai statue 25.0 6.5
Straight Outta Compton 35.0 6.5
I wanna beat the junk needle 3 38.0 6.5
P.M.P 1 37.0 6.5
I wanna play the Easy game!!! 45.0 6.5
I wanna P 52.0 6.5
I wanna rely the Needle 4 40.0 6.5
Best bye to the silent present 52.0 6.5
I Wanna Crash The Crates 25.0 6.5
I Wanna EZL 45.0 6.5
I Wanna Wish Kiyoshi Merry Christmas 55.0 6.5
All the wishes 25.0 6.5
I wanna get used to Needle Game 31.0 6.5
I wanna be the New 52.0 6.4
Ides of Noel 57.0 6.4
I wanna ↔ 53.0 6.3
I wanna Outbreak 55.0 6.3
I wanna Jumping Heart 38.0 6.3
I wanna Cigarette 36.0 6.3
Guy Wanna The Be I Fangame 30.0 6.0
Egg 15.0 6.0
When The Spikes Cry 40.0 6.0
I wanna kill the 2doku 63.0 6.0
I wanna help the Fairy tale 25.0 6.0
I Wanna Find My Butthole 55.0 6.0
I Wanna Graduate From Beginners 30.0 6.0
~(=^¥⨎Ö¥^)⨎Õ 47.0 6.0
I wanna be the AutumnWater spike 40.0 6.0
I wanna be the Gus Needle 32.0 6.0
I wanna type well 27.0 6.0
I wanna Find Gold 40.0 6.0
Way of a needle following forever 61.0 6.0
Is The Order An I wanna ? 35.0 6.0
I wanna be the NMN II 56.0 6.0
I Wanna Super F - Variety Stream Package 45.0 6.0
I wanna be the Gap2 35.0 6.0
I wanna be the 1×1 45.0 6.0
I wanna kickass Dr.Cherry 41.0 6.0
I wanna Keep Celebrating for Xia 24.0 6.0
I wanna be the OW 51.0 6.0
The Great & Powerful Beginner 24.0 6.0
I wanna be the Animus 27.0 6.0
I wanna be the Flash 41.0 6.0
I wanna be the Flower frozen 30.0 6.0
I wanna Athletic needles 50.0 6.0
I wanna be the Promin 59.0 6.0
I wanna eat the ER 33.0 5.8
I wanna use the Eight weapons!! 42.0 5.8
I wanna keep on dancing 2 37.0 5.7
I wanna be the Salt 45.0 5.5
I wanted to make the Sprites 50.0 5.5
I wanna be the Four seasons 48.0 5.5
I wanna be the Addiction 30.0 5.5
I wanna be the あびゃ~。 45.0 5.5
I wanna be the present for you 2 45.0 5.5
I wanna more beautiful and delicious 34.0 5.5
I wanna Bye Bye spike2 42.0 5.3
I wanna be the Platinum 20.0 5.2
I wanna be the Haru 37.0 5.0
I Wanna Kill the Sudoku 60.0 5.0
I wanna 打打打打打打打打打打 58.0 5.0
I wanna challenge Kamirin 50.0 5.0
I wanna BOMB the Summer Holiday 30.0 5.0
I wanna be the My heart goes on 5.0 5.0
I wanna be the Gate jump 5.0 5.0
I wanna N 44.0 5.0
I wanna be the ORE TUEEEEE!!! 6.0 5.0
I wanna challenge 100 trials!! 31.0 5.0
I Wanna Be the Piyopiyo Trap 40.0 5.0
I wanna smile away 40.0 5.0
New Mini Kongkongi's Adventure 33.0 5.0
I wanna Wednesday 50.0 5.0
Wish me luck 2 30.0 5.0
I Wanna Kill The Last Boss 55.0 5.0
I wanna escape Endless Nightmare 30.0 5.0
I wanna jump with panda 33.0 5.0
Summer Feast Needle Bliss 70.0 5.0
I wanna Exit from Here 40.0 4.7
I wanna be the Partysu II 54.0 4.5
I wanna clear the Easy Miku 35.0 4.5
I wanna QoQoQo 57.0 4.5
I wanna be the PIZZA 25.0 4.5
I wanna fa newnew 20.0 4.5
I wanna escape the Room3 30.0 4.5
I wanna break through Seven trials 72.0 4.0
I wanna be the Forehead 60.0 4.0
I Wanna LoveSpike 36.0 4.0
I wanna see the Barrage 0.0 4.0
I wanna be the Takeda 35.0 4.0
I wanna be the Scare 65.0 4.0
chrimbuschampion_secretsanta_gaming 20.0 4.0
I wannyaaaaaaaaaa 45.0 4.0
I wanna be the Incimex 60.0 4.0
I wanna be the Violet Gear 56.0 3.7
I wanna be the Party 40.0 3.5
I wanna PESC 0.0 3.5
I wanna kill the Maker 62.0 3.5
I wanna be the 暇つぶしに作った配置ゲー 55.0 3.5
I wanna be the Nautical Pickle 45.0 3.0
I Wanna Scroll My Mousewheel Downwards 3 - Scroll with a Vengeance 55.0 3.0
I wanna be the Snow Drive 60.0 3.0
I wanna be the 木ノ下 34.0 3.0
I wanna go the Floatkid 39.0 2.8
I wanna star the Xmas tree 50.0 2.0
I wanna be the Impossible quiz 25.0 1.5
I wanna bounce around in funny land 0.0 1.5
You Suffer 15.0 1.5
I wanna be the weird game - Demo 31.0 1.5
I wanna shove a leek up my 1.0 1.0
I wanna boring unimaginative needle 60.0 1.0
I wanna go the Magical journey 0.0 1.0
I wanna be the Wednesday おヴぇ 1.0 0.7
I wanna break break 1.0 0.5
I wanna be the 圧迫面接 1.0 0.5
IWANNAZONE 1.0 0.5
I Wanna Be WannaBe 0.0 0.5
I wanna be the Story 60.0 0.5
I WANNA WALK 1.0 0.3
I wanna H5 1.0 0.2
Boshy 2 20.0 0.1
I wanna close the World 64.0 0.0
I wanna Walk Out In The Morning Dew 85.0 0.0
I wanna be the Fangame! 45.0 N/A
Shortventure 3 - Resources N/A N/A
I Wanna [Expunged] the [Expunged] 10.0 N/A
I Wanna Free the Fortress 60.0 N/A
I Wanna My Girlfriend Play Fangame 15.0 N/A
The "Needle" 55.0 N/A

428 Reviews

Jopagu
For: I wanna whisper in mirror
Really cool needle game that's centered around a gimmick that changes the size of your screen, combined with screenwrap. This makes for some really interesting screen design, and the game really shines in seeing how these screens evolve over time to develop a path to the warp. The needle is more precision focused, but not to an extreme. None of the jumps felt overly precise, although a couple spots were pushing it. One complaint is that there's a screen that starts immediately with a shift, making you sit through an animation every attempt, which is slightly annoying. Overall, just a really neat experience with a cool gimmick and decent, but flawed, platforming. I'd love to see this gimmick used for a more puzzle focused experience, although that's obviously outside of the scope of this game so it's not something that affects my rating.

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Tagged as: Needle
[0] Likes
Rating: 7.7 77       Difficulty: 60 60
Jul 30, 2023
Jopagu
For: Crusher's Curse
Crusher's Curse is an incredible beginner friendly puzzle game, something that's a bit of a rarity in this community. The central gimmick involves powerups that change your movement keys between their normal function, and a dash (similar to the eponymous Crusher from IWM). The puzzles mainly consist of collecting these pickups in the right order, and figuring out the right place and time to use them to navigate the screens. There is a steady influx of new mechanics over time, although they are all just minor variations on the base powerup, and so the puzzles never become overly complex. The puzzles are all really interesting, enough that I wish the game had a higher difficulty continuation. I feel that the easiness of the game prohibits it from exploring the design space fully, and there are more things that could be done. This isn't points away from the game, there's nothing wrong with sticking to a beginner level, just something I'd love for a sequel. My one minor gripe is that a few puzzles feel more like dexterity challenges than intellectual ones. I think a lot of puzzle-platformers fall into this trap of making levels more platformer than puzzle, and it's always a bit annoying. This game by and large does a good job of avoiding this pitfall, but it does stumble into it on a few screens.

Overall, a really solid puzzle game and an easy recommendation for anyone with a half hour to kill.

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Tagged as: Puzzle
[2] Likes
Rating: 9.0 90       Difficulty: 35 35
Jul 9, 2023
Jopagu
For: I Wanna Be The Guy Remastered
So, I finally got around to playing this after playing somewhere around 300 of its fangames. Even a few days later, it's hard to put my thoughts into words. This is a game I have known about for almost a decade, ever since I played Super Meat Boy. It's sort of poetic that a game I was introduced to when I first developed my love for precision platformers has served as the basis for all the games I play now, at the culmination of my 10 year journey. I have been waiting to play Guy itself until the moment felt right, and last week it finally did, and I embarked on a journey through a game that felt both familiar and nostalgic.

I'll be honest, when I launched the game I was fully prepared to leave this review without a rating. That is, I thought I would hate this game. I was giving a special exemption from rating, since it would've felt inappropriate to give this game a 4/10 16 years after it released, and with my standards built upon a decade of iterating on its design. I was expecting to suffer through an archaic game whose design does not hold up, and who I would appreciate solely for its historical context. I cannot express how happy I felt once I got a few screens in and realized that I would be eating crow on that prediction. I found myself enjoying almost every second of the game. It surprised me to find that this game got famous for a reason, it spawned 12,000 fangames for a reason, and that reason was that it's just a through and through good game.

Now, I do need to elucidate a few thoughts regarding my perfect score. If I had not spent so much time playing fangames, this would not be a 10/10. It would certainly still be high, probably a bit higher than an 8, but in a vacuum I do not think this game deserves the highest possible rating. It is the context of the fangames I've played and the community around them that made this such a great experience. However, these points are not being given just based on Guy's historical merit. Rather, I think playing fangames made this a legitimately more enjoyable experience. I rate games mostly based on how much I liked playing them, and in this case I enjoyed Guy a 10/10 amount due to my prior fangame experience. I know this may be controversial, to rate something not in a vacuum but with context taken into account, but I could not bring myself to do anything different.

To explain what I mean by that a little more, I think that Guy is made more fun due to recognizability and nostalgia, but also by the opposite of those things. It's of course a blast to see the originals of all the famous screens and bosses - from the iconic Guy Tower to the oft referenced Kraidgief fight. The frequent reuse of these things never makes them feel bland or boring, but rather it makes playing the originals like making a holy pilgrimage. But on the other hand, I also found myself being constantly surprised by how much of this game I didn't know. The sheer number of screens that I had never seen before was shocking; and what's even more so is the quality of those screens. It feels like fangames have constantly drawn from the same few parts of this game, to the point that Guy still feels like an untapped gold mine, despite how many fangames exist. Stuff like enemies that knock you back rather than killing, flowy momentum based sections using boost vines, and traps that are reactable rather than guaranteed deaths, and plenty of others I don't feel like listing. All these things are certainly present in other fangames to varying degrees, but those are rare occasions, and I wound up wishing that those aspects of design had been picked up by the community.

Ultimately, Guy doesn't feel like any of the fangames that followed it (barring maybe Fangame). So much of the design we take for granted in fangames really feels like it is heavily divorced from the game design of the original. I love fangames, and there's plenty of things Guy could learn from later iterations, but there's also a lot of stuff in Guy that I wish fangames had learned from. It's an incredible, unique, and nostalgic experience that has something to offer even to those of us who've played hundreds of derivatives. If you still haven't played Guy, I'd really recommend getting around to it, it's a blast seeing what inspired the games you know and love, and also discovering new surprises.

P.S. Massive thanks to the Remaster team for turning what is reputedly a buggy, unstable game into something much easier to enjoy.

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Tagged as: Adventure Trap Boss Secrets
[2] Likes
Rating: 10.0 100       Difficulty: 50 50
Jul 7, 2023
Jopagu
For: I wanna be the Ultimate Gravity
An extremely conceptually interesting avoidance, in which the entire thing is a single, trivially easy attack. Instead, the difficulty comes from the application of complex visual modifiers, such as screen rotation or zoom. The challenge becomes a test of reading in extreme scenarios, as you must adapt to figure out how to properly dodge bullets while the screen is spinning at mach 20. This lends itself to a super unique and enjoyable experience. The game is hampered a bit by the ending set of modifiers being significantly harder than everything else, such that you quickly find yourself mindlessly going through a minute of attacks that you never die to before getting to the challenging part. However, overall the experience is still really fun, and I can easily recommend this to those looking for an outside of the box avoidance game.

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Tagged as: Avoidance
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Rating: 8.0 80       Difficulty: 60 60
Jun 27, 2023
Jopagu
For: I wanna be the Story
Oh my God this is so horrible

It's the ravings of a madman. Utter lunacy given form. And yet, a method to the madness; a few brief segments where there are hints, little puzzles to solve guiding you towards the fake blocks. And then like a lightning bolt in the night sky, they're gone. It's back to guesswork. Invisible blocks that appear. Invisible blocks that never appear. Solid spikes. Invisible platforms. Blocks that kill. Strewn about like the scrawlings of a child who has seen what lies behind the veil.

It's complete and utter garbage. There is no redeeming factor. It's not even funny.

And yet...

It's macabrely fascinating. I couldn't bring myself to look away. I had to know more, to dive deeper, to find the next hidden block. The sheer horror of it all draws you in to witness the next grotesque abomination. You think at some point you'll grow numb to the pain, but it never happens. Each screen brings a new perversion of game design, a new monstrosity to force yourself through with gritted teeth. It feels like it will never end, like you are stuck in some Sisyphean torment, cursed by Hades to play this game for all eternity. When I finally reached the clear screen, I was struck with disbelief. It couldn't be over. And yet it was, fading away into memory, its scars fading from my mind with each passing moment. Someday, I will have forgotten what I went through today. I will have forgotten Story. But it will not have forgotten me.

Wholeheartedly recommend.

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Tagged as: Avoidance Trap Boss
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Rating: 0.5 5       Difficulty: 60 60
Jun 15, 2023

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