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I used to be here four years ago but I left. I was Guitarsage2k/Parallax5.
These fangames mean a lot to me (attempt at order)
1. I Wanna Kill the Kermit 3
2. I Wanna Walk Out in the Morning Dew
3. I Wanna Be the Volatile Presence: Stagnant Edition
4. Crimson Needle 3
5. I Wanna Kill the Kermit 2
6. I Wanna Figure
7. Phonotransmitter
8. VoVoVo
9. I Wanna Reach the Moon
10. untitled needle game
11. I Wanna Burnmind
12. Domu
13. I Want To Meet Miki
14. I Wanna Go Across the Rainbow
15. Alphazetica
16. I Wanna Stop the Simulation
17. I Wanna Hydrate
18. I Wanna Be the Ocean Princess
19. I Wanna Vibe with the Gods
20. I Wanna Be the Vandal
21. I Wanna Pray to the Platform God
22. I Want
23. I Wanna Pointillism
24. I Wanna Be Far From Home
25. I Wanna Be the RO
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239 Reviews!
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YaBoiMarcAntony
For: Narsarsuaq
For: Narsarsuaq
This is classic Made With Gamemaker Lite needle right here. It manages to do almost everything wrong. The background is distracting and bad quality, the visuals are ugly (though strangely appealing), and every single save is hanging over the ground; yet, the game manages to be fairly enjoyable. The platforming isn't outrageously good, but it's serviceable and even fun from time to time. The visuals are indeed ugly and the background is in fact distracting, but these two facts combined made for a strangely appealing aesthetic. The save thing though, I can't redeem that. Don't make your saves hanging ones, people!
Good game, good times - and good music, too, the music really adds to the experience.
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Good game, good times - and good music, too, the music really adds to the experience.
Rating: 5.9 59
Difficulty: 50 50
Jun 12, 2020
YaBoiMarcAntony
For: I wanna purify 3
For: I wanna purify 3
Take a shot every time you see a ledge jump and you might not make it to the other side of the game.
Decent needle that spins its wheels for 20 screens and goes nowhere, for the most part. The second stage is the far more notable one, featuring some relatively neat line needle, though of course nothing TOO creative and inventive. The penultimate screen is far and away the most difficult one in the game, being a spike that many beginners, as the game is supposedly made to please, would have a fair bit of difficulty overcoming. Plus, it's not really all that fun, and the final save is a joke compared to the previous two saves, so even the scaling there is out of whack.
Nonetheless, everything is made with some care and though I wasn't exactly titillated while playing Purify, I wouldn't say I disliked the game.
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Decent needle that spins its wheels for 20 screens and goes nowhere, for the most part. The second stage is the far more notable one, featuring some relatively neat line needle, though of course nothing TOO creative and inventive. The penultimate screen is far and away the most difficult one in the game, being a spike that many beginners, as the game is supposedly made to please, would have a fair bit of difficulty overcoming. Plus, it's not really all that fun, and the final save is a joke compared to the previous two saves, so even the scaling there is out of whack.
Nonetheless, everything is made with some care and though I wasn't exactly titillated while playing Purify, I wouldn't say I disliked the game.
Rating: 5.0 50
Difficulty: 45 45
Jun 12, 2020
YaBoiMarcAntony
For: I Wanna Find My Butthole
For: I Wanna Find My Butthole
45 minutes is about the length of time it took me to find my butthole, and those 45 minutes were not some of the best in my life, though they were also not the worst of my life. If I ranked the minutes of my life, I'd say they're closer to number 1 than they are to number whatever the last number is.
What the fuck does that mean, then? Well fuck, there are ratings for a reason, take a look! It's a 7 out of 10, clearly I liked the game a lot!
I Wanna Find my Butthole is the first offering from the magnificent and mysterious Designer L (who could this enigma be???), and what a first offering it was! Though it's very short and though it's not all that fleshed out, Find My Butthole will stand out in my memory for a while. Essentially, this is not a serious game at all, yet there is legitimate enjoyment to be had. Though everything is presented in jest, there's this hidden level of effort that the game doesn't want you to know about. This is perfectly encapsulated in the ice level. Yes, the ice gag is probably the funniest thing I've ever seen in a fangame, but you know what? It's actually utilized pretty intelligently! Some may find it irritating to have to jump before they can move on ice, but I didn't mind it. Plus, the song snapped, crackled, AND popped (which means it's good).
Really, there's not much to this game, but what little there is was made with a level of skill that only the truly good trap games are made with. The platforming is more or less non-descript, but it was enjoyable enough to not inhibit my enjoyment of the true star of the show: the humor.
Give it a go, those of you who have a stick up their ass! This will surely loosen you up.
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What the fuck does that mean, then? Well fuck, there are ratings for a reason, take a look! It's a 7 out of 10, clearly I liked the game a lot!
I Wanna Find my Butthole is the first offering from the magnificent and mysterious Designer L (who could this enigma be???), and what a first offering it was! Though it's very short and though it's not all that fleshed out, Find My Butthole will stand out in my memory for a while. Essentially, this is not a serious game at all, yet there is legitimate enjoyment to be had. Though everything is presented in jest, there's this hidden level of effort that the game doesn't want you to know about. This is perfectly encapsulated in the ice level. Yes, the ice gag is probably the funniest thing I've ever seen in a fangame, but you know what? It's actually utilized pretty intelligently! Some may find it irritating to have to jump before they can move on ice, but I didn't mind it. Plus, the song snapped, crackled, AND popped (which means it's good).
Really, there's not much to this game, but what little there is was made with a level of skill that only the truly good trap games are made with. The platforming is more or less non-descript, but it was enjoyable enough to not inhibit my enjoyment of the true star of the show: the humor.
Give it a go, those of you who have a stick up their ass! This will surely loosen you up.
Rating: 7.0 70
Difficulty: 50 50
Jun 12, 2020
YaBoiMarcAntony
For: I wanna Remember my lovely Cat
For: I wanna Remember my lovely Cat
Bow-ties, bow-ties, bow-ties! This game loves bow-ties, and if you don't know what those are in needle terms, you'll get to know quite quickly.
I enjoyed remembering their lovely cat Clare quite a bit, if I'm honest. Really, this game is nothing special, but there's a lot of heart for a 10 minute experience thanks to the cutesy visuals and music combined with the surprisingly good needle design (aside from the needle trial rooms, that is). There's nothing here that will stop anyone in their tracks unless they are genuine beginners, but that's not a knock against the game. I love a nice, short, and above all, CHILL needle game, especially if the aesthetic is cute: they soothe the soul and nurture my heart.
Recommended wholeheartedly
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I enjoyed remembering their lovely cat Clare quite a bit, if I'm honest. Really, this game is nothing special, but there's a lot of heart for a 10 minute experience thanks to the cutesy visuals and music combined with the surprisingly good needle design (aside from the needle trial rooms, that is). There's nothing here that will stop anyone in their tracks unless they are genuine beginners, but that's not a knock against the game. I love a nice, short, and above all, CHILL needle game, especially if the aesthetic is cute: they soothe the soul and nurture my heart.
Recommended wholeheartedly
Rating: 6.8 68
Difficulty: 35 35
Jun 12, 2020
YaBoiMarcAntony
For: VoVoVo
For: VoVoVo
There's something magical about this game, something that makes you want to keep playing it even if it has been 5 hours and you need to go to sleep, but you just can't stop playing it! Your fingers refuse to leave the keyboard, refuse to tear themselves away from the sheer brilliance that is VoVoVo.
VoVoVo is one of those games where it feels like a disservice both to the creator and to The Creator to play badly, as if this game deserves nothing less than a perfect performance on your part. There is almost nothing like this game, not only in the fangame community but in the gaming community altogether. The amount of times I've been faced with something that puts such importance on the balance of challenge, enjoyment, and ingenuity is infinitesimal. If you tortured me for hours and hours to make me find some flaw in this game, some small error in design, some totally irrelevant fuck up, I honestly don't think I could do it.
So, what is VoVoVo? VoVoVo is a gimmick needle game focused mainly on the VVVVVV kid gimmick, but there's also a mixture of other clever gimmicks, all utilized superbly. Generally, I find that I have a lot to say about a brilliant game, but this one I just... I can't find the words. The best I can do is just repeat synonyms for excellent ad nauseam. I could go on to describe each stage, but what's the point? What could my words better indicate about this game than just playing it? Do I need to tell you that both maze stages are the most well designed stages I've ever seen in a fangame? Do I need to tell you that the water bullet gimmick is used so well that I don't see a reason for anyone to ever use it themselves? Do I need to say that EVERY stage in VoVoVo stands as the absolute best that fangames can offer? I don't think I do, to be honest.
The nature of a game review is to convince another person that this game is worth playing. It is meant to highlight every single good thing about the game as well as every single flaw; yet, in this case, that's almost impossible to do. If I were to highlight every good thing this game did, then I would be better off screenshotting every single screen and putting links to all of them in place of my review. There really is no need to say anything about this game because there is no convincing necessary. There is no need to share positive words about this because they are words that nearly every single person thinks when they play this game.
Here's my suggestion: do yourself a favor and play this game if you haven't already. VoVoVo is a gift, one that we should all cherish greatly.
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VoVoVo is one of those games where it feels like a disservice both to the creator and to The Creator to play badly, as if this game deserves nothing less than a perfect performance on your part. There is almost nothing like this game, not only in the fangame community but in the gaming community altogether. The amount of times I've been faced with something that puts such importance on the balance of challenge, enjoyment, and ingenuity is infinitesimal. If you tortured me for hours and hours to make me find some flaw in this game, some small error in design, some totally irrelevant fuck up, I honestly don't think I could do it.
So, what is VoVoVo? VoVoVo is a gimmick needle game focused mainly on the VVVVVV kid gimmick, but there's also a mixture of other clever gimmicks, all utilized superbly. Generally, I find that I have a lot to say about a brilliant game, but this one I just... I can't find the words. The best I can do is just repeat synonyms for excellent ad nauseam. I could go on to describe each stage, but what's the point? What could my words better indicate about this game than just playing it? Do I need to tell you that both maze stages are the most well designed stages I've ever seen in a fangame? Do I need to tell you that the water bullet gimmick is used so well that I don't see a reason for anyone to ever use it themselves? Do I need to say that EVERY stage in VoVoVo stands as the absolute best that fangames can offer? I don't think I do, to be honest.
The nature of a game review is to convince another person that this game is worth playing. It is meant to highlight every single good thing about the game as well as every single flaw; yet, in this case, that's almost impossible to do. If I were to highlight every good thing this game did, then I would be better off screenshotting every single screen and putting links to all of them in place of my review. There really is no need to say anything about this game because there is no convincing necessary. There is no need to share positive words about this because they are words that nearly every single person thinks when they play this game.
Here's my suggestion: do yourself a favor and play this game if you haven't already. VoVoVo is a gift, one that we should all cherish greatly.
Rating: 9.5 95
Difficulty: 63 63
Jun 2, 2020
9 Games
| Game | Difficulty | Average Rating | # of Ratings |
|---|---|---|---|
| A Sky Blue Denouement | 88.8 | 8.5 | 9 |
| April is the Cruelest Month | 85.1 | 9.0 | 24 |
| I Wanna Flying Disc | 91.7 | 9.1 | 5 |
| Frankie Teardrop | 2.2 | 6.0 | 11 |
| I Don't Wanna Dwell | 69.1 | 7.4 | 13 |
| Nebulous Thoughts | 80.1 | 9.1 | 33 |
| Strewn Detritus | 69.0 | 7.3 | 14 |
| The Sunken Cathedral | 69.5 | 8.3 | 34 |
| I Wanna be the Ziggomatic Drukqs | 70.5 | 7.3 | 9 |
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