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Hi, I'm Jopagu. She/They pronouns please :)

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I Wanna Be The Guy Remastered 50.0 10.0
I Wanna Escape Heavenly Host 43.0 10.0
I Wanna Escape The Manor 60.0 10.0
I Wanna Cute Jump! 75.0 10.0
I Wanna be the Vandal 70.0 10.0
I wanna Freezemind 59.0 10.0
I wanna be the Steak Temple 52.0 10.0
I Wanna Escape Into My Mind 45.0 10.0
Chungo's Gauntlet 30.0 10.0
BONK: An Interactive Exposition 59.0 9.8
I wanna Figure 81.0 9.8
Panasonic Bluray 51.0 9.5
DIRDKILL 45.0 9.5
I wanna be a Big Shot 57.0 9.5
XIFT 60.0 9.5
I wanna spread my wings 35.0 9.5
Not Another VVVVVV Game 55.0 9.5
I Wanna Kill the Kermit 3 78.0 9.5
I Wanna Fill in the Blanks 2 45.0 9.5
I Wanna Go For Another Ride 45.0 9.5
I Wanna Be The Caretaker 45.0 9.5
I wanna know what's in my Desktop 30.0 9.5
I Wanna Save the Ship 54.0 9.4
I wanna be the hollow 70.0 9.3
Designer L's Wacky Randventure! 55.0 9.2
Full Techno Jackass 57.0 9.2
I Wanna be the AIW 56.0 9.1
indigo needle 35.0 9.1
I wanna kill the 3sweepor 60.0 9.0
I Wanna Augment the Loon's Noodle 60.0 9.0
I wanna Burnmind 56.0 9.0
I Wanna Escape From Ed Sheeran's Shack of Jortcunk 20.0 9.0
I Wanna Go The Twourney 60.0 9.0
The Kid's Collectible Christmas 50.0 9.0
I Wanna Take A Little Trip 50.0 9.0
VoVoVo 60.0 9.0
I wanna run the Marathon 50.0 9.0
I wanna be Abducted 56.0 9.0
I wanna be the Normal human! 3 48.0 9.0
I Wanna MedlMedlMedl 55.0 9.0
I wanna be the Clotho 47.0 9.0
I wanna fa trap 2 28.0 9.0
I wanna be the Cocktail 41.0 9.0
I wanna Zap the Mas 40.0 9.0
I wanna travel alone 51.0 9.0
Cookie Temptation 55.0 9.0
Aiwanna Academia 63.0 9.0
I Wanna Defeat The Eater Of Dreams 23.0 9.0
Crusher's Curse 35.0 9.0
I wanna Walpurgis 44.0 9.0
I Wanna Sertraline 49.0 8.9
How the Gimmick Stole Christmas 45.0 8.8
I wanna stop the Heart Beats 60.0 8.8
I wanna be the Aisaka 43.0 8.8
I wanna be the Tethys 60.0 8.8
I wanna kill the Kermit 2 74.0 8.8
I wanna be the Krypton 54.0 8.8
I wanna Helltake 55.0 8.8
I Wanna Climb The Snowy Tower 35.0 8.8
I wanna be the Machinary 25.0 8.7
I wanna defeat the Snowman 55.0 8.7
I want 59.0 8.7
I Wanna Disconnect 75.0 8.7
I wanna be the Octophobia 26.0 8.7
I Wanna Ascend The Christmas Tree 55.0 8.6
It's Not Needle! 35.0 8.6
I wanna Reach the Exit 3 58.0 8.6
I wanna craft in space!! 35.0 8.5
うわっ!しまった!!アイワナだっ! 48.0 8.5
I wanna be the orbit trap 3 40.0 8.5
I wanna Happiness Rabbit 50.0 8.5
I wanna be the Graverobber 33.0 8.5
I wanna be the Flyingspike 50.0 8.5
I wanna be the Blizzard 45.0 8.5
Spherical I Wanna 25.0 8.5
I Want To Play A Game 15.0 8.5
I wanna go the Ocean Wetventure 61.0 8.5
I wanna be the Math Major 2 60.0 8.5
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I wanna uplift the needle 48.0 8.5
I Wanna Usurp the Celestial Jump 50.0 8.5
I wanna have an adventure with sister 35.0 8.5
I Wanna Be The Dreamroamer 35.0 8.5
I Wanna End My Growth 32.0 8.5
I Wanna Power 51.0 8.5
I wanna be the Neon 2 47.0 8.5
I wanna eat the worm 50.0 8.5
I wanna arrive the Ambitious 36.0 8.5
I Wanna Catch the Clown 55.0 8.5
I wanna Jerryfish 20.0 8.5
Shiz Nits 49.0 8.5
I wanna Can't Stop 30.0 8.5
I wanna Kill the Sacred C3 2 19.0 8.5
NUCLEAR PHYSICIST 62.0 8.5
I wanna delete the Huge Bug 48.0 8.5
I Wanna Be Doing The Laundry With Geezer 35.0 8.5
I wanna Thank You Thenewgeezer 62.0 8.5
I Wanna Look Inside 57.0 8.4
I Wanna be the Scapegoat 60.0 8.4
I wanna be the Orbit 70.0 8.4
I wanna let my balloons go 50.0 8.3
In Search Of More Dangerous Toys 55.0 8.3
I wanna feed Your Escapism 48.0 8.3
I wanna go the Jungle Adventure 63.0 8.2
I wanna go the Spook House 32.0 8.2
I Wanna Develop An Appreciation For Music 41.0 8.2
I Wanna Get The Coins 49.0 8.2
I Wanna Temporal Spire 43.0 8.2
3 Traps in 1 room 25.0 8.2
SilentNight,Happybirthday! 55.0 8.2
I wanna be the 3200min 45.0 8.1
Kid Tales - The Legend of Brom 0.0 8.1
I wanna colorize the needle 52.0 8.1
I Wanna Be The Hungrytag 45.0 8.1
Iwanna Vibe 28.0 8.1
I wanna be the Strongest Fairy 30.0 8.0
I Wanna Take You Into The Mind Of Someone Making A Game For galaxii 25.0 8.0
EchoVision 30.0 8.0
I Wanna Give Chatran a Present! 42.0 8.0
Honyarara 55.0 8.0
I wanna escape the Western house 43.0 8.0
I Wanna Fine-House 40.0 8.0
I Wanna — 55.0 8.0
I wanna be the Little runner 31.0 8.0
I wanna series Mixture relay 4 50.0 8.0
A Minimal Adventure 38.0 8.0
I wanna be the Tegliem 35.0 8.0
I wanna CUBETECH 40.0 8.0
asasfeagbhvawqbqreb 40.0 8.0
I wanna play a heartfelt melody 35.0 8.0
I wanna be the Crimson 75.0 8.0
I Wanna Travel the Night 45.0 8.0
I Wanna be the Kid Escape 5.0 8.0
I wanna be the SSR2 78.0 8.0
I wanna be the Arcfox Needle 69.0 8.0
I Want To Fit In 57.0 8.0
We Live Under The Stairs 20.0 8.0
I wanna be the Catharsis 65.0 8.0
Wake up 40.0 8.0
I wanna be the Nyx 50.0 8.0
I wanna reach Heaven 59.0 8.0
I wanna go the Trap Way 3 45.0 8.0
I wanna wanna 19.0 8.0
I Wanna Tell The World v1.1 (REMAKE. ver) 20.0 8.0
I Wanna Float In The Darkness 55.0 8.0
Bygones 40.0 8.0
I wanna SlimeTrap 40.0 8.0
I Want to Meet Miki 50.0 8.0
I wanna be the Red coin mania IIDX 2 Praxia 40.0 8.0
I wanna needle needle needle spike spike spike 30.0 8.0
I Wanna WandWandWand 35.0 8.0
I wanna fall into the snow 52.0 8.0
I wanna be the Ultimate Gravity 60.0 8.0
I wanna enjoy the Galvanized Peppermint Dandy 54.0 8.0
I don't wanna black art 27.0 8.0
I Wanna Quell 28.0 8.0
The Day Thereafter 30.0 7.8
I wanna find my presents 45.0 7.8
I Wanna Find A Test Player 10.0 7.8
I wanna be the rushed creation 50.0 7.8
I wanna defeat the Villains 34.0 7.7
Mauri Climbs a Mountain 55.0 7.7
I wanna Love the Winter 2 25.0 7.7
I wanna get the Rainbow feather 30.0 7.7
I wanna eat the lemon 25.0 7.7
I wanna climb the Witch's Tower 64.0 7.7
I wanna whisper in mirror 60.0 7.7
I wanna be the Ocean Princess 65.0 7.6
I wanna best the 50 floors 56.0 7.6
Jason's Journey 50.0 7.6
The Kid's Whimsical Adventure! 46.0 7.6
Yuletide Derange 61.0 7.6
I wanna Relax with Needle N/A 7.6
I Wanna Stop her Slaughter 45.0 7.6
Untitled40 45.0 7.6
I wanna clear the Easy Miku 2 30.0 7.5
I wanna be the White Dot 33.0 7.5
I wanna brake the Eight beelzebubs 60.0 7.5
ProMethium 51.0 7.5
I wanna one attack in soul easy 30.0 7.5
For my Valentine 35.0 7.5
I wanna be the IWD spike 30.0 7.5
Solnyshko 33.0 7.5
I Wanna Rely The Needle 4.2 31.0 7.5
I Wanna Escape My Dungeon 45.0 7.5
I Wanna Fleeting Pink 35.0 7.5
I wanna be the Aura 28.0 7.5
ま゛ 10.0 7.5
I wanna kill the 2sweepor 55.0 7.5
I wanna CoinStack 1000 60.0 7.5
I wanna be the knight in shining armor 41.0 7.5
I wanna sniff it 50.0 7.5
I wanna relieve constipation 30.0 7.5
Needle needle 52.0 7.5
I Wanna Take the L 54.0 7.5
I wanna best the needle 3 43.0 7.5
I Wanna Eclipse 57.0 7.5
I wanna Aurum 45.0 7.5
I Wanna Be The CBT 40.0 7.5
I Wanna Wave 35.0 7.5
I wanna play with Dangerous Toys 38.0 7.5
I Wanna Pamper that Amber Glamour 45.0 7.5
Funky Fumo Party 45.0 7.5
I wanna M 53.0 7.5
Stars 30.0 7.5
I wanna be the Kaenbyou 3 22.0 7.5
I wanna break more traps 2 42.0 7.5
I wanna E7N 40.0 7.5
I wanna randrandrand 50.0 7.5
I wanna escape the mansion 34.0 7.5
I wanna purify 4 47.0 7.5
Draw my Guy FGM Edition 35.0 7.5
I Wanna Reach the Exit 2! 47.0 7.5
I wanna gameover 50.0 7.3
I wanna bigger penis 48.0 7.3
I cannot but go ahead through the way of the starlit sky 24.0 7.3
I wanna be the Lucien Needle 36.0 7.3
I wanna be the Mars 60.0 7.3
I wanna Happy Mid-autumn Festival 40.0 7.3
I wanna be the Kaenbyou 2 21.0 7.3
Thanks for 2015!! 25.0 7.2
I wanna retort 39.0 7.2
I wanna Challenge you 52.0 7.2
I Wanna Be the Hades 70.0 7.2
I wanna be the Nurse 42.0 7.2
I wanna qowulu 100 35.0 7.2
I Wanna Uhuhu Spike 2 50.0 7.2
Strawberry needle 48.0 7.2
I Wanna be Pat's Secret Santa 35.0 7.2
I wanna be with you 35.0 7.1
I wanna suspend in the sky 2 45.0 7.1
I want to freeze the you 48.0 7.1
I wanna Reforge 30.0 7.0
I wanna be the Prismocean 48.0 7.0
I Wanna Appreciate the Wolf's Enthusiasm 64.0 7.0
I wanna Arcana of the Tarot 65.0 7.0
I Wanna Be The I Wanna Star 4 62.0 7.0
Valder fields 39.0 7.0
Competitive tower climbing 66.0 7.0
I wanna stop the Simulation 55.0 7.0
Heaven Needle 44.0 7.0
I wanna Stay Away From Hardship 9 30.0 7.0
Sunny day 32.0 7.0
I Wanna Escape The Haunted Mansion 50.0 7.0
I wanna Limitless 33.0 7.0
I wanna seek the takenoko 44.0 7.0
I wanna best the needle 2 53.0 7.0
I wanna be the Kaenbyou 20.0 7.0
I wanna be Fed up with path ;w; 26.0 7.0
I wanna be the Phallophobia 52.0 7.0
I wanna be the lovely ⑨ 45.0 7.0
I wanna be the ア 45.0 7.0
I wanna be the Avoider 20.0 7.0
I wanna L 70.0 7.0
I wanna destroy the mercury 45.0 7.0
I wanna make the Novelty Ⅱ 48.0 7.0
I wanna be the Amethyst 37.0 7.0
I wanna deride Kotaro- from aslant 35.0 7.0
I wanna be the aq spike 58.0 7.0
I Wanna Get Cultured 2 71.0 7.0
I wanna clear 50 neon floors 55.0 7.0
I wanna kill the minesweepor 50.0 7.0
I destroy imagination Game of the needle 38.0 7.0
I wanna qoqoqo origin 35.0 7.0
I Wanna Defeat the Discord Makers Kela Side 2 55.0 7.0
I wanna eat the Rori Girl 25.0 7.0
I wanna Twist and Turn 65.0 7.0
Chill Needle 36.0 7.0
I wanna be the Hapiiness! 35.0 6.9
I wanna Olympic 47.0 6.9
I wanna deliver a Letter 47.0 6.9
I wanna be the 8possible(一般公開版) 26.0 6.8
I Wanna p!mp!n Needle 47.0 6.8
I wanna eat the Mysterious xob 34.0 6.8
Iwanna Glacial 30.0 6.8
I Wanna be the Zeus 60.0 6.8
I wanna Remember my lovely Cat 35.0 6.7
I wanna conquer the blow game 3 33.0 6.7
I wanna be United 31.0 6.6
I wanna be the MU-GEEEEEEEEE 30.0 6.6
I wanna stop the Time 40.0 6.6
I wanna be the Justice 70.0 6.5
Best bye to the silent present 52.0 6.5
A written challenge from Death 38.0 6.5
I Wanna Defeat the Discord Makers: FM Side 64.0 6.5
I wanna be the Strong spike3 Last Edition 55.0 6.5
P.M.P 1 37.0 6.5
I wanna be the Umbrella 25.0 6.5
Straight Outta Compton 35.0 6.5
I Wanna Go Camping 50.0 6.5
I wanna get used to Needle Game 31.0 6.5
I wanna 15 cooking methods of AnChun 25.0 6.5
I wanna revolve the moai statue 25.0 6.5
I wanna beat the junk needle 3 38.0 6.5
I wanna rely the Needle 4 40.0 6.5
I wanna be the Sapphire 45.0 6.5
I wanna P 52.0 6.5
I Wanna Crash The Crates 25.0 6.5
I wanna play the Easy game!!! 45.0 6.5
I wanna be the Nostalgie 35.0 6.5
I wanna Breathing 60.0 6.5
I Wanna Wish Kiyoshi Merry Christmas 55.0 6.5
I wanna travel the needle world 45.0 6.5
save the sun 25.0 6.5
I wanna be the New 52.0 6.4
Ides of Noel 57.0 6.4
I wanna Outbreak 55.0 6.3
I wanna ↔ 53.0 6.3
I wanna Cigarette 36.0 6.3
I wanna Jumping Heart 38.0 6.3
Way of a needle following forever 61.0 6.0
I wanna be the 1×1 45.0 6.0
Egg 15.0 6.0
I Wanna Graduate From Beginners 30.0 6.0
~(=^¥⨎Ö¥^)⨎Õ 47.0 6.0
I wanna be the Flower frozen 30.0 6.0
I wanna be the Animus 27.0 6.0
I Wanna Find My Butthole 55.0 6.0
Guy Wanna The Be I Fangame 30.0 6.0
I Wanna Super F - Variety Stream Package 45.0 6.0
I wanna kill the 2doku 63.0 6.0
The Great & Powerful Beginner 24.0 6.0
When The Spikes Cry 40.0 6.0
I wanna be the Flash 41.0 6.0
I wanna be the AutumnWater spike 40.0 6.0
I wanna kickass Dr.Cherry 41.0 6.0
I wanna Athletic needles 50.0 6.0
I wanna be the Promin 59.0 6.0
I wanna Keep Celebrating for Xia 24.0 6.0
Is The Order An I wanna ? 35.0 6.0
I wanna be the OW 51.0 6.0
I wanna help the Fairy tale 25.0 6.0
I wanna Find Gold 40.0 6.0
I wanna type well 27.0 6.0
I wanna be the NMN II 56.0 6.0
I wanna be the Gap2 35.0 6.0
I wanna be the Gus Needle 32.0 6.0
I wanna use the Eight weapons!! 42.0 5.8
I wanna eat the ER 33.0 5.8
I wanna keep on dancing 2 37.0 5.7
I wanna be the Salt 45.0 5.5
I wanted to make the Sprites 50.0 5.5
I wanna be the Addiction 30.0 5.5
I wanna be the Four seasons 48.0 5.5
I wanna be the present for you 2 45.0 5.5
I wanna more beautiful and delicious 34.0 5.5
I wanna be the あびゃ~。 45.0 5.5
I wanna Bye Bye spike2 42.0 5.3
I wanna be the Platinum 20.0 5.2
I wanna smile away 40.0 5.0
I wanna challenge 100 trials!! 31.0 5.0
I wanna escape Endless Nightmare 30.0 5.0
I Wanna Be the Piyopiyo Trap 40.0 5.0
I wanna be the My heart goes on 5.0 5.0
I wanna be the Gate jump 5.0 5.0
I wanna N 44.0 5.0
I wanna BOMB the Summer Holiday 30.0 5.0
I wanna challenge Kamirin 50.0 5.0
New Mini Kongkongi's Adventure 33.0 5.0
Summer Feast Needle Bliss 70.0 5.0
I wanna 打打打打打打打打打打 58.0 5.0
I Wanna Kill The Last Boss 55.0 5.0
I wanna jump with panda 33.0 5.0
I wanna be the Haru 37.0 5.0
I wanna Wednesday 50.0 5.0
I Wanna Kill the Sudoku 60.0 5.0
I wanna be the ORE TUEEEEE!!! 6.0 5.0
Wish me luck 2 30.0 5.0
I wanna Exit from Here 40.0 4.7
I wanna escape the Room3 30.0 4.5
I wanna be the Partysu II 54.0 4.5
I wanna be the PIZZA 25.0 4.5
I wanna fa newnew 20.0 4.5
I wanna clear the Easy Miku 35.0 4.5
I wanna QoQoQo 57.0 4.5
chrimbuschampion_secretsanta_gaming 20.0 4.0
I wanna be the Forehead 60.0 4.0
I wanna be the Incimex 60.0 4.0
I wanna be the Takeda 35.0 4.0
I Wanna LoveSpike 36.0 4.0
I wanna break through Seven trials 72.0 4.0
I wannyaaaaaaaaaa 45.0 4.0
I wanna be the Scare 65.0 4.0
I wanna see the Barrage 0.0 4.0
I wanna be the Violet Gear 56.0 3.7
I wanna PESC 0.0 3.5
I wanna kill the Maker 62.0 3.5
I wanna be the Party 40.0 3.5
I wanna be the 暇つぶしに作った配置ゲー 55.0 3.5
I wanna be the 木ノ下 34.0 3.0
I wanna be the Nautical Pickle 45.0 3.0
I Wanna Scroll My Mousewheel Downwards 3 - Scroll with a Vengeance 55.0 3.0
I wanna go the Floatkid 39.0 2.8
You Suffer 15.0 1.5
I wanna bounce around in funny land 0.0 1.5
I wanna be the Impossible quiz 25.0 1.5
I wanna be the weird game - Demo 31.0 1.5
I wanna shove a leek up my 1.0 1.0
I wanna go the Magical journey 0.0 1.0
I wanna boring unimaginative needle 60.0 1.0
I wanna be the Wednesday おヴぇ 1.0 0.7
I Wanna Be WannaBe 0.0 0.5
I wanna break break 1.0 0.5
I wanna be the Story 60.0 0.5
IWANNAZONE 1.0 0.5
I wanna be the 圧迫面接 1.0 0.5
I WANNA WALK 1.0 0.3
I wanna H5 1.0 0.2
Boshy 2 20.0 0.0
I wanna close the World 64.0 0.0
I wanna Walk Out In The Morning Dew 85.0 0.0
I Wanna My Girlfriend Play Fangame 15.0 N/A
I Wanna Free the Fortress 60.0 N/A
I wanna be the Fangame! 45.0 N/A
Shortventure 3 - Resources N/A N/A
I Wanna [Expunged] the [Expunged] 10.0 N/A
The "Needle" 55.0 N/A

415 Reviews

Jopagu
For: I wanna be the Normal human! 3
Huge hidden gem of a game. This is what classic-style trap games should aspire to. Every single trap in this game was unique, conspiring to kill you in a myriad of hilarious and varied methods. Very few of them were things I'd seen in other games either, which is impressive. This game has some really cool 3D effects, creating awesome rotating spikes and an incredible foreground attack in the final boss.

The first area has a lot of awesome traps, with every spike being a new death. The boss of this area is good, but not very memorable. The second area however, is based around puzzles, and the game introduces not one, not two, but three different types of puzzles, each very unique and each used to great effect to create some awesome stuff. I'd love an entire game that expanded on these concepts! The boss of this area is more of a puzzle rush, and it doesn't seem like you can lose the fight, but it's still a ton of fun and a really unique fight.

The third area was a bit weaker, turning to generic traps more than the first. However, it still had some fun stuff, and some clever surprises. After this stage we reach the three phase final boss. Luckily, there are checkpoints between the phases. Each phase is unique, and they are a lot of fun to play. The first two were fun, but again, nothing special. However, the third phase is a really epic fight, with a lot of cool stuff thrown in (like the aforementioned attack making use of 3d).

Overall, this is a game that absolutely deserves to be better known. It's one of the most creative trap games I've seen, and the puzzles are fantastic. If you're an adventure fan, I can't recommend this enough.

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Rating: 9.0 90       Difficulty: 48 48
Jul 28, 2022
Jopagu
For: I wanna be the New
Extremely annoying game that has too many generic traps, but with a lot of good ideas sprinkled in. The game would really benefit from more saves, for a lot of the game saves are several screens long, and with multiple traps at the end of all of them. This makes for a lot of really annoying time waster gameplay that could be mitigated by more saves.

The first stage is super generic. The boss is actually pretty cool, but other than that it's just hold right saves with unoriginal traps.

Stage 2 is my favorite, it has a unique take on gravity flippers and some sideways gravity. It has the most involved platforming as well, and a great boss.

Stage 3 is a Madoka themed stage, which I really wish I liked more because I love the ideas. This stage has the best traps, with several that were unique and funny, unfortunately they're all in the middle of long saves with next to no platforming and a bunch of generic traps. The boss is really cool, but it kind of sucks to play, there are several attacks that feel really unfair, and a lot of stuff that's complete luck.

Stage 4 is horrible. It's completely bland, with only trivial platforming and the longest saves in the game. The stick figures with funny noises were funny the first couple times, but quickly become annoying, especially when you have to press right and spam shoot for a minute before getting to the hard part of a save. This stage has three bosses, the first two have a single attack and are very boring. The third, however, is a complete dumpsterfire. It has a set attack pattern, and really precise and unintuitive dodges, so it becomes an awful grind of memorizing and executing tight dodges to get one second further to see a new attack. Also, they didn't give it enough attacks so it loops back around for the last third of the fight, which is pretty lame.

Stage 5 is the second best, it brings back all the gimmicks from the previous stages and introduces a color changing laser gimmick. The lasers are pretty cool for some saves, but a lot of places just use them for time wasting repetitive movements before a end of save trap insta-gibs you. The final boss has three phases, each of which gets worse. The first phase is actually a pretty fun boss. The second phase is really long and features some awful instagibs that are way too precise to dodge. Each part of phase two has a lot of health, and can barely be attacked, making it really boring to beat. The final phase repeats the problems of the stage 4 boss, with a fixed attack pattern, extremely precise dodges, unreactable stuff you have to memorize, and not enough attacks, causing looping at the end.

Overall, I really wish I liked this game, cause it has a lot of fantastic ideas. Unfortunately, the execution is very lacking. There are way too many generic traps, saves that are too long to be pleasant, and some really unfun boss design. In the end, I can't really recommend this game, although it might be worth watching a playthrough to see some of the cool stuff.

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Rating: 6.4 64       Difficulty: 52 52
Jul 28, 2022
Jopagu
For: I wanna be the aq spike
This game starts out really well, but goes downhill fast. The first 3 stages are cool, and use some nontraditional layouts, creating some unique feeling rooms. The cute house in the middle of the game is an awesome feature. However, after that the game gets really generic. Stage 4 is a trials stage, with pretty annoying and generic jumps. Stage 5 gets way harder than the rest of the game, and becomes serious named jump spam. Overall, I'd recommend playing the first three stages then quitting while you're ahead.

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Rating: 7.0 70       Difficulty: 58 58
Jul 28, 2022
Jopagu
For: I wanna be the Steak Temple
A perfect, hilarious fangame. Right from the get go, you can tell that this is a humor focused game, and it never fails to deliver on the absurd concept, delivering gag after gag, even making me laugh once the credits started rolling. Aside from the humor, the gameplay is awesome, with a wide variety of challenges, and some really awesome bosses. After a brief intro, the game goes into a hub with three stages.

The bottom stage is a trap focused stage that is legitimately the best trap experience I've ever seen. Every single trap is great, and this game holds several of the rare occasions where a trap made me laugh out loud. There's a wide variety of traps, so you never feel like you're seeing the same joke twice. The traps are super creative, with most of them having crazy concepts not simply moving spikes. The only generic style traps are placed in perfectly, bringing back the subversion of expectations that made them funny back in the day. In IWBTG, the traps were funny because they were unexpected and novel, but in too many later trap games the traps are just the same old same old, and because of that they're no longer unexpected, and thus no longer funny. This game really understands what makes traps funny, and even simple disappearing blocks or invisible blocks are used to their utmost, deliberately being constructed so the player is surprised. This area also features a lot of fun gameplay. It's structured like a mini hub, and each branch brought something new to the table, creating a lot of unique experiences.

The bottom right stage is a classic evolving room, but unlike some infamous needle examples, this one carries a lot of creativity, with cool evolutions on par with the old master of this kind of gameplay, This is the Only Level. Many of the evolutions aren't just increasing the difficulty, but actually adding fun new features to the room, and crazy stuff. This stage is a lot of fun, and challenges a lot of different skills at once. It feels like a wonderful nostalgic homage to one of the greats of Flash gaming.

The top right area is an incredibly creative stage, with a fun concept applied to some top notch water cycle gameplay. The cycles never feel repetitive, with each segment feeling like a different challenge. Additionally, some segments require you to be patient and go at the right moment, but it's never to the degree that it feels like boring forced waiting. The boss of this stage is incredible, worm bosses are one of the great wonders of video games, and it made me really happy to see one in a fangame. It's a really fun fight, that uses the wormy nature of the boss in a great way, creating a reverse snake scenario, where you have to avoid getting entrapped within the boss.

The final boss is incredible. It's a funny concept, with a lot of unique gameplay. The boss is three phases, and they're structured perfectly, getting progressively easier so you never feel like you're grinding through the beginning to get to the hard part. Every part of the fight plays differently, with the structure of the arena combining several things to create a myriad of movements and dodges. The fight is really fun, and creates a lot of tension near the end, producing a satisfying victory.

Overall, this is a game I'm comfortable giving the lauded 10/10 rating. I had a huge smile on my face throughout, and I laughed out loud multiple times. It's one of those rare games where I wouldn't change a single thing if I got into the gamemaker project for it. I recommend this to any fan of adventure games, and especially if you appreciate absurd humor games, you should consider downloading this immediately.

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Rating: 10.0 100       Difficulty: 52 52
Jul 28, 2022
Jopagu
For: I wanna be the Strong spike3 Last Edition
Ultra-generic 5 stage needle game. The tileset remains the same throughout, only changing color between stages. The fifth stage is too bright, and can be hard to see at some points. The needle is almost all corridor needle, with generic jumps and little originality. The difficulty curve is quite steep, the first area is like 30 diff. The fifth stage gets a bit uncomfortable, with a lot of 16px and awkwardly tight jumps. This area also has the worst difficulty balance issues, with some saves being significantly harder than the rest. Overall, this game is fine, but I'll probably have forgotten everything in it within a week.

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