Jopagu's Profile

Send a PM

Joined on: Jan 16, 2022

Bio:

Hi, I'm Jopagu. She/They pronouns please :)

I don’t play much avoidance so my diff ratings on those might be scuffed.

I've submitted:
417 Ratings!
415 Reviews!
10 Screenshots!

Twitch Stream
Youtube Channel
Report this user

417 Games

GameDifficultyUser's Rating
I Wanna Be The Guy Remastered 50.0 10.0
I Wanna Escape Heavenly Host 43.0 10.0
I Wanna Escape The Manor 60.0 10.0
I Wanna Cute Jump! 75.0 10.0
I Wanna be the Vandal 70.0 10.0
I wanna Freezemind 59.0 10.0
I wanna be the Steak Temple 52.0 10.0
I Wanna Escape Into My Mind 45.0 10.0
Chungo's Gauntlet 30.0 10.0
BONK: An Interactive Exposition 59.0 9.8
I wanna Figure 81.0 9.8
Panasonic Bluray 51.0 9.5
DIRDKILL 45.0 9.5
I wanna be a Big Shot 57.0 9.5
XIFT 60.0 9.5
I wanna spread my wings 35.0 9.5
Not Another VVVVVV Game 55.0 9.5
I Wanna Kill the Kermit 3 78.0 9.5
I Wanna Fill in the Blanks 2 45.0 9.5
I Wanna Go For Another Ride 45.0 9.5
I Wanna Be The Caretaker 45.0 9.5
I wanna know what's in my Desktop 30.0 9.5
I Wanna Save the Ship 54.0 9.4
I wanna be the hollow 70.0 9.3
Designer L's Wacky Randventure! 55.0 9.2
Full Techno Jackass 57.0 9.2
I Wanna be the AIW 56.0 9.1
indigo needle 35.0 9.1
I wanna kill the 3sweepor 60.0 9.0
I Wanna Augment the Loon's Noodle 60.0 9.0
I wanna Burnmind 56.0 9.0
I Wanna Escape From Ed Sheeran's Shack of Jortcunk 20.0 9.0
I Wanna Go The Twourney 60.0 9.0
The Kid's Collectible Christmas 50.0 9.0
I Wanna Take A Little Trip 50.0 9.0
VoVoVo 60.0 9.0
I wanna run the Marathon 50.0 9.0
I wanna be Abducted 56.0 9.0
I wanna be the Normal human! 3 48.0 9.0
I Wanna MedlMedlMedl 55.0 9.0
I wanna be the Clotho 47.0 9.0
I wanna fa trap 2 28.0 9.0
I wanna be the Cocktail 41.0 9.0
I wanna Zap the Mas 40.0 9.0
I wanna travel alone 51.0 9.0
Cookie Temptation 55.0 9.0
Aiwanna Academia 63.0 9.0
I Wanna Defeat The Eater Of Dreams 23.0 9.0
Crusher's Curse 35.0 9.0
I wanna Walpurgis 44.0 9.0
I Wanna Sertraline 49.0 8.9
How the Gimmick Stole Christmas 45.0 8.8
I wanna stop the Heart Beats 60.0 8.8
I wanna be the Aisaka 43.0 8.8
I wanna be the Tethys 60.0 8.8
I wanna kill the Kermit 2 74.0 8.8
I wanna be the Krypton 54.0 8.8
I wanna Helltake 55.0 8.8
I Wanna Climb The Snowy Tower 35.0 8.8
I wanna be the Machinary 25.0 8.7
I wanna defeat the Snowman 55.0 8.7
I want 59.0 8.7
I Wanna Disconnect 75.0 8.7
I wanna be the Octophobia 26.0 8.7
I Wanna Ascend The Christmas Tree 55.0 8.6
It's Not Needle! 35.0 8.6
I wanna Reach the Exit 3 58.0 8.6
I wanna craft in space!! 35.0 8.5
うわっ!しまった!!アイワナだっ! 48.0 8.5
I wanna be the orbit trap 3 40.0 8.5
I wanna Happiness Rabbit 50.0 8.5
I wanna be the Graverobber 33.0 8.5
I wanna be the Flyingspike 50.0 8.5
I wanna be the Blizzard 45.0 8.5
Spherical I Wanna 25.0 8.5
I Want To Play A Game 15.0 8.5
I wanna go the Ocean Wetventure 61.0 8.5
I wanna be the Math Major 2 60.0 8.5
I wanna be the 3lt@s4x9uo 45.0 8.5
I wanna uplift the needle 48.0 8.5
I Wanna Usurp the Celestial Jump 50.0 8.5
I wanna have an adventure with sister 35.0 8.5
I Wanna Be The Dreamroamer 35.0 8.5
I Wanna End My Growth 32.0 8.5
I Wanna Power 51.0 8.5
I wanna be the Neon 2 47.0 8.5
I wanna eat the worm 50.0 8.5
I wanna arrive the Ambitious 36.0 8.5
I Wanna Catch the Clown 55.0 8.5
I wanna Jerryfish 20.0 8.5
Shiz Nits 49.0 8.5
I wanna Can't Stop 30.0 8.5
I wanna Kill the Sacred C3 2 19.0 8.5
NUCLEAR PHYSICIST 62.0 8.5
I wanna delete the Huge Bug 48.0 8.5
I Wanna Be Doing The Laundry With Geezer 35.0 8.5
I wanna Thank You Thenewgeezer 62.0 8.5
I Wanna Look Inside 57.0 8.4
I Wanna be the Scapegoat 60.0 8.4
I wanna be the Orbit 70.0 8.4
I wanna let my balloons go 50.0 8.3
In Search Of More Dangerous Toys 55.0 8.3
I wanna feed Your Escapism 48.0 8.3
I wanna go the Jungle Adventure 63.0 8.2
I wanna go the Spook House 32.0 8.2
I Wanna Develop An Appreciation For Music 41.0 8.2
I Wanna Get The Coins 49.0 8.2
I Wanna Temporal Spire 43.0 8.2
3 Traps in 1 room 25.0 8.2
SilentNight,Happybirthday! 55.0 8.2
I wanna be the 3200min 45.0 8.1
Kid Tales - The Legend of Brom 0.0 8.1
I wanna colorize the needle 52.0 8.1
I Wanna Be The Hungrytag 45.0 8.1
Iwanna Vibe 28.0 8.1
I wanna be the Strongest Fairy 30.0 8.0
I Wanna Take You Into The Mind Of Someone Making A Game For galaxii 25.0 8.0
EchoVision 30.0 8.0
I Wanna Give Chatran a Present! 42.0 8.0
Honyarara 55.0 8.0
I wanna escape the Western house 43.0 8.0
I Wanna Fine-House 40.0 8.0
I Wanna — 55.0 8.0
I wanna be the Little runner 31.0 8.0
I wanna series Mixture relay 4 50.0 8.0
A Minimal Adventure 38.0 8.0
I wanna be the Tegliem 35.0 8.0
I wanna CUBETECH 40.0 8.0
asasfeagbhvawqbqreb 40.0 8.0
I wanna play a heartfelt melody 35.0 8.0
I wanna be the Crimson 75.0 8.0
I Wanna Travel the Night 45.0 8.0
I Wanna be the Kid Escape 5.0 8.0
I wanna be the SSR2 78.0 8.0
I wanna be the Arcfox Needle 69.0 8.0
I Want To Fit In 57.0 8.0
We Live Under The Stairs 20.0 8.0
I wanna be the Catharsis 65.0 8.0
Wake up 40.0 8.0
I wanna be the Nyx 50.0 8.0
I wanna reach Heaven 59.0 8.0
I wanna go the Trap Way 3 45.0 8.0
I wanna wanna 19.0 8.0
I Wanna Tell The World v1.1 (REMAKE. ver) 20.0 8.0
I Wanna Float In The Darkness 55.0 8.0
Bygones 40.0 8.0
I wanna SlimeTrap 40.0 8.0
I Want to Meet Miki 50.0 8.0
I wanna be the Red coin mania IIDX 2 Praxia 40.0 8.0
I wanna needle needle needle spike spike spike 30.0 8.0
I Wanna WandWandWand 35.0 8.0
I wanna fall into the snow 52.0 8.0
I wanna be the Ultimate Gravity 60.0 8.0
I wanna enjoy the Galvanized Peppermint Dandy 54.0 8.0
I don't wanna black art 27.0 8.0
I Wanna Quell 28.0 8.0
The Day Thereafter 30.0 7.8
I wanna find my presents 45.0 7.8
I Wanna Find A Test Player 10.0 7.8
I wanna be the rushed creation 50.0 7.8
I wanna defeat the Villains 34.0 7.7
Mauri Climbs a Mountain 55.0 7.7
I wanna Love the Winter 2 25.0 7.7
I wanna get the Rainbow feather 30.0 7.7
I wanna eat the lemon 25.0 7.7
I wanna climb the Witch's Tower 64.0 7.7
I wanna whisper in mirror 60.0 7.7
I wanna be the Ocean Princess 65.0 7.6
I wanna best the 50 floors 56.0 7.6
Jason's Journey 50.0 7.6
The Kid's Whimsical Adventure! 46.0 7.6
Yuletide Derange 61.0 7.6
I wanna Relax with Needle N/A 7.6
I Wanna Stop her Slaughter 45.0 7.6
Untitled40 45.0 7.6
I wanna clear the Easy Miku 2 30.0 7.5
I wanna be the White Dot 33.0 7.5
I wanna brake the Eight beelzebubs 60.0 7.5
ProMethium 51.0 7.5
I wanna one attack in soul easy 30.0 7.5
For my Valentine 35.0 7.5
I wanna be the IWD spike 30.0 7.5
Solnyshko 33.0 7.5
I Wanna Rely The Needle 4.2 31.0 7.5
I Wanna Escape My Dungeon 45.0 7.5
I Wanna Fleeting Pink 35.0 7.5
I wanna be the Aura 28.0 7.5
ま゛ 10.0 7.5
I wanna kill the 2sweepor 55.0 7.5
I wanna CoinStack 1000 60.0 7.5
I wanna be the knight in shining armor 41.0 7.5
I wanna sniff it 50.0 7.5
I wanna relieve constipation 30.0 7.5
Needle needle 52.0 7.5
I Wanna Take the L 54.0 7.5
I wanna best the needle 3 43.0 7.5
I Wanna Eclipse 57.0 7.5
I wanna Aurum 45.0 7.5
I Wanna Be The CBT 40.0 7.5
I Wanna Wave 35.0 7.5
I wanna play with Dangerous Toys 38.0 7.5
I Wanna Pamper that Amber Glamour 45.0 7.5
Funky Fumo Party 45.0 7.5
I wanna M 53.0 7.5
Stars 30.0 7.5
I wanna be the Kaenbyou 3 22.0 7.5
I wanna break more traps 2 42.0 7.5
I wanna E7N 40.0 7.5
I wanna randrandrand 50.0 7.5
I wanna escape the mansion 34.0 7.5
I wanna purify 4 47.0 7.5
Draw my Guy FGM Edition 35.0 7.5
I Wanna Reach the Exit 2! 47.0 7.5
I wanna gameover 50.0 7.3
I wanna bigger penis 48.0 7.3
I cannot but go ahead through the way of the starlit sky 24.0 7.3
I wanna be the Lucien Needle 36.0 7.3
I wanna be the Mars 60.0 7.3
I wanna Happy Mid-autumn Festival 40.0 7.3
I wanna be the Kaenbyou 2 21.0 7.3
Thanks for 2015!! 25.0 7.2
I wanna retort 39.0 7.2
I wanna Challenge you 52.0 7.2
I Wanna Be the Hades 70.0 7.2
I wanna be the Nurse 42.0 7.2
I wanna qowulu 100 35.0 7.2
I Wanna Uhuhu Spike 2 50.0 7.2
Strawberry needle 48.0 7.2
I Wanna be Pat's Secret Santa 35.0 7.2
I wanna be with you 35.0 7.1
I wanna suspend in the sky 2 45.0 7.1
I want to freeze the you 48.0 7.1
I wanna Reforge 30.0 7.0
I wanna be the Prismocean 48.0 7.0
I Wanna Appreciate the Wolf's Enthusiasm 64.0 7.0
I wanna Arcana of the Tarot 65.0 7.0
I Wanna Be The I Wanna Star 4 62.0 7.0
Valder fields 39.0 7.0
Competitive tower climbing 66.0 7.0
I wanna stop the Simulation 55.0 7.0
Heaven Needle 44.0 7.0
I wanna Stay Away From Hardship 9 30.0 7.0
Sunny day 32.0 7.0
I Wanna Escape The Haunted Mansion 50.0 7.0
I wanna Limitless 33.0 7.0
I wanna seek the takenoko 44.0 7.0
I wanna best the needle 2 53.0 7.0
I wanna be the Kaenbyou 20.0 7.0
I wanna be Fed up with path ;w; 26.0 7.0
I wanna be the Phallophobia 52.0 7.0
I wanna be the lovely ⑨ 45.0 7.0
I wanna be the ア 45.0 7.0
I wanna be the Avoider 20.0 7.0
I wanna L 70.0 7.0
I wanna destroy the mercury 45.0 7.0
I wanna make the Novelty Ⅱ 48.0 7.0
I wanna be the Amethyst 37.0 7.0
I wanna deride Kotaro- from aslant 35.0 7.0
I wanna be the aq spike 58.0 7.0
I Wanna Get Cultured 2 71.0 7.0
I wanna clear 50 neon floors 55.0 7.0
I wanna kill the minesweepor 50.0 7.0
I destroy imagination Game of the needle 38.0 7.0
I wanna qoqoqo origin 35.0 7.0
I Wanna Defeat the Discord Makers Kela Side 2 55.0 7.0
I wanna eat the Rori Girl 25.0 7.0
I wanna Twist and Turn 65.0 7.0
Chill Needle 36.0 7.0
I wanna be the Hapiiness! 35.0 6.9
I wanna Olympic 47.0 6.9
I wanna deliver a Letter 47.0 6.9
I wanna be the 8possible(一般公開版) 26.0 6.8
I Wanna p!mp!n Needle 47.0 6.8
I wanna eat the Mysterious xob 34.0 6.8
Iwanna Glacial 30.0 6.8
I Wanna be the Zeus 60.0 6.8
I wanna Remember my lovely Cat 35.0 6.7
I wanna conquer the blow game 3 33.0 6.7
I wanna be United 31.0 6.6
I wanna be the MU-GEEEEEEEEE 30.0 6.6
I wanna stop the Time 40.0 6.6
I wanna be the Justice 70.0 6.5
Best bye to the silent present 52.0 6.5
A written challenge from Death 38.0 6.5
I Wanna Defeat the Discord Makers: FM Side 64.0 6.5
I wanna be the Strong spike3 Last Edition 55.0 6.5
P.M.P 1 37.0 6.5
I wanna be the Umbrella 25.0 6.5
Straight Outta Compton 35.0 6.5
I Wanna Go Camping 50.0 6.5
I wanna get used to Needle Game 31.0 6.5
I wanna 15 cooking methods of AnChun 25.0 6.5
I wanna revolve the moai statue 25.0 6.5
I wanna beat the junk needle 3 38.0 6.5
I wanna rely the Needle 4 40.0 6.5
I wanna be the Sapphire 45.0 6.5
I wanna P 52.0 6.5
I Wanna Crash The Crates 25.0 6.5
I wanna play the Easy game!!! 45.0 6.5
I wanna be the Nostalgie 35.0 6.5
I wanna Breathing 60.0 6.5
I Wanna Wish Kiyoshi Merry Christmas 55.0 6.5
I wanna travel the needle world 45.0 6.5
save the sun 25.0 6.5
I wanna be the New 52.0 6.4
Ides of Noel 57.0 6.4
I wanna Outbreak 55.0 6.3
I wanna ↔ 53.0 6.3
I wanna Cigarette 36.0 6.3
I wanna Jumping Heart 38.0 6.3
Way of a needle following forever 61.0 6.0
I wanna be the 1×1 45.0 6.0
Egg 15.0 6.0
I Wanna Graduate From Beginners 30.0 6.0
~(=^¥⨎Ö¥^)⨎Õ 47.0 6.0
I wanna be the Flower frozen 30.0 6.0
I wanna be the Animus 27.0 6.0
I Wanna Find My Butthole 55.0 6.0
Guy Wanna The Be I Fangame 30.0 6.0
I Wanna Super F - Variety Stream Package 45.0 6.0
I wanna kill the 2doku 63.0 6.0
The Great & Powerful Beginner 24.0 6.0
When The Spikes Cry 40.0 6.0
I wanna be the Flash 41.0 6.0
I wanna be the AutumnWater spike 40.0 6.0
I wanna kickass Dr.Cherry 41.0 6.0
I wanna Athletic needles 50.0 6.0
I wanna be the Promin 59.0 6.0
I wanna Keep Celebrating for Xia 24.0 6.0
Is The Order An I wanna ? 35.0 6.0
I wanna be the OW 51.0 6.0
I wanna help the Fairy tale 25.0 6.0
I wanna Find Gold 40.0 6.0
I wanna type well 27.0 6.0
I wanna be the NMN II 56.0 6.0
I wanna be the Gap2 35.0 6.0
I wanna be the Gus Needle 32.0 6.0
I wanna use the Eight weapons!! 42.0 5.8
I wanna eat the ER 33.0 5.8
I wanna keep on dancing 2 37.0 5.7
I wanna be the Salt 45.0 5.5
I wanted to make the Sprites 50.0 5.5
I wanna be the Addiction 30.0 5.5
I wanna be the Four seasons 48.0 5.5
I wanna be the present for you 2 45.0 5.5
I wanna more beautiful and delicious 34.0 5.5
I wanna be the あびゃ~。 45.0 5.5
I wanna Bye Bye spike2 42.0 5.3
I wanna be the Platinum 20.0 5.2
I wanna smile away 40.0 5.0
I wanna challenge 100 trials!! 31.0 5.0
I wanna escape Endless Nightmare 30.0 5.0
I Wanna Be the Piyopiyo Trap 40.0 5.0
I wanna be the My heart goes on 5.0 5.0
I wanna be the Gate jump 5.0 5.0
I wanna N 44.0 5.0
I wanna BOMB the Summer Holiday 30.0 5.0
I wanna challenge Kamirin 50.0 5.0
New Mini Kongkongi's Adventure 33.0 5.0
Summer Feast Needle Bliss 70.0 5.0
I wanna 打打打打打打打打打打 58.0 5.0
I Wanna Kill The Last Boss 55.0 5.0
I wanna jump with panda 33.0 5.0
I wanna be the Haru 37.0 5.0
I wanna Wednesday 50.0 5.0
I Wanna Kill the Sudoku 60.0 5.0
I wanna be the ORE TUEEEEE!!! 6.0 5.0
Wish me luck 2 30.0 5.0
I wanna Exit from Here 40.0 4.7
I wanna escape the Room3 30.0 4.5
I wanna be the Partysu II 54.0 4.5
I wanna be the PIZZA 25.0 4.5
I wanna fa newnew 20.0 4.5
I wanna clear the Easy Miku 35.0 4.5
I wanna QoQoQo 57.0 4.5
chrimbuschampion_secretsanta_gaming 20.0 4.0
I wanna be the Forehead 60.0 4.0
I wanna be the Incimex 60.0 4.0
I wanna be the Takeda 35.0 4.0
I Wanna LoveSpike 36.0 4.0
I wanna break through Seven trials 72.0 4.0
I wannyaaaaaaaaaa 45.0 4.0
I wanna be the Scare 65.0 4.0
I wanna see the Barrage 0.0 4.0
I wanna be the Violet Gear 56.0 3.7
I wanna PESC 0.0 3.5
I wanna kill the Maker 62.0 3.5
I wanna be the Party 40.0 3.5
I wanna be the 暇つぶしに作った配置ゲー 55.0 3.5
I wanna be the 木ノ下 34.0 3.0
I wanna be the Nautical Pickle 45.0 3.0
I Wanna Scroll My Mousewheel Downwards 3 - Scroll with a Vengeance 55.0 3.0
I wanna go the Floatkid 39.0 2.8
You Suffer 15.0 1.5
I wanna bounce around in funny land 0.0 1.5
I wanna be the Impossible quiz 25.0 1.5
I wanna be the weird game - Demo 31.0 1.5
I wanna shove a leek up my 1.0 1.0
I wanna go the Magical journey 0.0 1.0
I wanna boring unimaginative needle 60.0 1.0
I wanna be the Wednesday おヴぇ 1.0 0.7
I Wanna Be WannaBe 0.0 0.5
I wanna break break 1.0 0.5
I wanna be the Story 60.0 0.5
IWANNAZONE 1.0 0.5
I wanna be the 圧迫面接 1.0 0.5
I WANNA WALK 1.0 0.3
I wanna H5 1.0 0.2
Boshy 2 20.0 0.0
I wanna close the World 64.0 0.0
I wanna Walk Out In The Morning Dew 85.0 0.0
I Wanna My Girlfriend Play Fangame 15.0 N/A
I Wanna Free the Fortress 60.0 N/A
I wanna be the Fangame! 45.0 N/A
Shortventure 3 - Resources N/A N/A
I Wanna [Expunged] the [Expunged] 10.0 N/A
The "Needle" 55.0 N/A

415 Reviews

Jopagu
For: I wanna P
Pretty cool game, it's interesting to play the progenitor of L needle and see how the genre has changed since these days. There is some nasty save imbalance, save 2 is much harder than anything else. The visuals are nice, I like seeing custom saves used in an L game, before the L game half save tradition was created. Some interesting jumps, other that are kinda just "do a 1/2 frame", and since numpad is disabled this is keyboard RNG.

Read More

[0] Likes
Rating: 6.5 65       Difficulty: 52 52
Jun 23, 2022
Jopagu
For: I wanna Exit from Here
Unenjoyable experience that would greatly benefit from some consistency and design cohesion. Enemies behave differently with no rhyme or reason. It seems completely random whether a projectile will go through walls or not. Additionally, some enemies are randomly unkillable. I.e. the turret in the first zone is killable, but the bullet bill turret later on isn't. One enemy can't shoot through walls but can shoot through buzzsaws, which you can't shoot through. Those same buzzsaws appear later in a boss and you can shoot through them. The first stage has traps that feature suddenly appearing blue energy balls. It quickly establishes that these balls only come out of a specific background feature, and then, a few saves later, has one come out of no where for a cheap shot kill at the end of a save. These balls return throughout the game, but never use the indicator that the game bothered setting up. The game features vines, and later on there are conveyor vines. But the conveyor vines don't use base vines as a base, and you can't jump off of them. One screen has a winged block from Mario, but unlike in Mario, this is a semisolid platform, not a solid block, a fact which is necessary to know to beat the save. If you're going to borrow gimmicks from other games, why would you change how they work? Additionally, the game uses Mario bouncy note blocks, and despite having the idle animation where the note moves around, they didn't copy the animation for actually bouncing on the block, so you're just bouncing off a completely solid unmoving block. In the area with all these Mario sprites, the game introduces what are effectively P-switches, but instead of using the actual sprite, it has a custom block sprite. It looks out of place, especially when a normal P-switch would fit in with the other things in the stage. In the cave area, when you turn into a dragon, you're immune to lava, however for some reason you're not immune to the fireballs that shoot out of that same lava. Later in the stage's boss, the floor is covered in lava. But instead of using the gimmick you introduced just to drop after a room, you just fall through the lava and die. Any of these things alone would be minor complaints, but together make a very frustrating experience. It feels like the game is constantly doing things completely differently than it did even a few rooms ago.

Secondly, the game doesn't feel very cohesive. The first area is on a spaceship, and halfway through the spaceship gets attacked by aliens. The robot guards are all destroyed and hostile aliens roam the stage. Finally, you get to the boss of the stage, and it's just like a guy. This attempt at storytelling is abandoned and the rest of the levels don't have any sort of events happening. After the spaceship, you go to a flowery field, then a forest that leads to a cave, and then from the bottom of the cave to another spaceship! Why aren't the spaceship levels connected in any way?!? The third boss is a giant super meat boy. Despite fighting this in what looks like hell, it doesn't use super meat boy's actual hell boss. The super meat boy is protected by cute little fairies that don't fit in at all. If you want to use this gimmick in a meat boy boss have floating bandage girls or something! Why are there fairies?? This game didn't feel like a proper adventure game, but rather an incoherent sequence of stages and bosses drawn out of a hat.

In addition, I feel like the choice of a custom engine was the wrong move for this game. I have nothing against nonstandard engines, but if you're going to make a fangame without fangame physics you should have a reason. This game never benefits from its engine, and it only serves to make certain sections clunky and annoying when they would be more fun with normal physics. The game uses normal named jumps, like diagonals, but they're way more annoying and can't be done as smoothly with these physics. The worst offender is the vines. Firstly, the vines have no slowdown effect when you slide on them, making staying on a vine frustrating. Multiple areas require you to fall onto a vine at high speed. With normal vine physics, this would be a normal maneuver, but instead it becomes a finicky test pressing jump at the right moment. Secondly, you can't shoot while on a vine, even when facing away from it, with you gun half a block away from anything that could reasonably resemble part of the vine. This is even true on the conveyor vines, which as stated, don't actually work like vines. The game has multiple sections where you need to shoot gimmicks or fight enemies while on vines. This includes the final boss!! If the vines just worked like they look like they should, these would be normal segments. Instead, they just become awkward, with you having to do small jumps off of the vine to shoot, then go back onto the vine. I can't see any good reason for these vine changes, and just having vines work like normal would directly improve several sections. The game also messes with controls, changing jump/shoot into Z/X instead of Shift/Z. Your hands are in the exact same spot except jump is harder to hit. How does this change add anything except unfamiliarity, increasing the already clunky nature of the physics. Finally, a small pet peeve of mine, you can't quit the game by pressing esc, you have to go back to the menu and select the exit option. This is just annoying and slow UI design.

This game does have a lot of good ideas. I particularly like the transformations into a spaceship and a dragon. Additionally, the game has a lot of production value, and looks great (but why is restarting music a thing??). This has the seeds of a great game, but it suffers from a slew of minor mistakes that just make nothing feel like it should. Some small changes, and following some rules of game design, would make this into a top notch game. Unfortunately, I can't recommend it as it has too many small issues adding up into an unpleasant game.

Read More

[1] Like
Rating: 4.7 47       Difficulty: 40 40
Jun 23, 2022
Jopagu
For: I wanna be the Salt
Unoriginal and annoying adventure game in the classic trappy style. For once, the traps aren't even the main gripe, since even though they're flying spikes, most are slow enough to react to. However, the entire game is entirely bland without a single memorable thing. Secrets are required to beat the true end, and the secrets are just hidden behind non-solid blocks, most of which are on random walls you have no reason to even look at.

If you suffer through collecting all these secrets, you get to play the lowlight of the game, a godawful avoidance. The avoidance is several minutes long, and only has like 10 attacks. Each attack is over 30 seconds long, making you dodge the same stuff for ages, and for some attacks that's more than enough time to get unlucky and hit with a 10x harder dodge. None of the attacks are original, and it feels like the world's least creative avoidance stretched out to a painfully long runtime, sapping away any enjoyment you might find in the dodging.

All-in-all, I can't recommend this game unless you realllly like classic adventures, and the word "memorability" makes you cry.

Read More

[1] Like
Rating: 5.5 55       Difficulty: 45 45
Jun 22, 2022
Jopagu
For: I wanna arrive the Ambitious
Huge surprise of a game for me, definite "hidden gem" status. This game takes place over a handful of stages, with a classic trapventure style. As expected, there are some annoying flying spike traps, but the game understands moderation so it's never a buzzkill. The gimmick usage is quite creative, with simple gimmicks like triggers and switching blocks being used to their utmost in a variety of ways. The bosses are cool, and utilize checkpoints such that they aren't a grind, even though they're long. The desert boss really shines, where you have to go around hitting triggers to drop rocks on it while dodging its attacks. The dice boss was also really cool, and I found it incredibly creative how it rolls down, decreasing the number of platforms and bullets per attack.

The real star of the show is the lengthy final area, "The Astral Kaleidoscope". This area has a unique theme for each room, from escort missions to reverse spotlight segments to a mouse controlled maze. Each room here was a treat, with a ton of creativity on display to create fun and interesting gimmicks. The final boss is extremely long, but with such frequent checkpoints it's no grind. Each phase takes place in a new arena, some using the gimmicks from earlier in the game. Most of the arenas are more complex than simple stand and shoot platforms, so each segment feels almost like a new boss. It's a great climax to the game, acting as a microcosm of the variety and creativity of everything else.

Overall, this game is absolutely worth a play. It deserves to be much more well known, and is one of the best games I've played that follows the basic trapventure formula.

Read More

[2] Likes
Rating: 8.5 85       Difficulty: 36 36
Jun 22, 2022
Jopagu
For: I wanna let my balloons go
Really fun gimmick needle game, with a boss. The needle has a few gimmicks, all focused on speed and momentum. The game is quite short, I feel like some of the gimmicks had more potential. But at the same time, the shooting mechanic felt primed to be awkward if used much more. The final boss is pretty cool, but it suffers from some nasty attack imbalance, and the main gimmick of the game is only used for one attack, which was kind of a let down. Overall, recommended for people who like needle with uncommon gimmicks.

Read More

[1] Like
Rating: 8.3 83       Difficulty: 50 50
Jun 22, 2022

3 Games

GameDifficultyAverage Rating# of Ratings
I Wanna Free the Fortress 59.0 8.3 10
The "Needle" 53.0 6.7 15
I Wanna [Expunged] the [Expunged] 19.3 8.9 7

59 Favorite Games

GameDifficultyUser's Rating
I wanna be the Story 60.0 0.5
I wanna be the Flyingspike 50.0 8.5
I wanna be the Tethys 60.0 8.8
indigo needle 35.0 9.1
I wanna kill the Kermit 2 74.0 8.8
I wanna run the Marathon 50.0 9.0
I wanna be the Magnificent Stumble N/A N/A
I wanna be the Clotho 47.0 9.0
I wanna Figure 81.0 9.8
The Cardinal House N/A N/A
XIFT 60.0 9.5
I wanna spread my wings 35.0 9.5
I wanna be the Steak Temple 52.0 10.0
I Wanna Augment the Loon's Noodle 60.0 9.0
I wanna fa trap 2 28.0 9.0
I wanna Walpurgis 44.0 9.0
Not Another VVVVVV Game 55.0 9.5
VoVoVo 60.0 9.0
I wanna travel alone 51.0 9.0
I Wanna be the Vandal 70.0 10.0
I want 59.0 8.7
I wanna be the Normal human! 3 48.0 9.0
I Wanna Defeat The Eater Of Dreams 23.0 9.0
I wanna be the Neon 3 N/A N/A
I Wanna Cute Jump! 75.0 10.0
Phonotransmitter N/A N/A
Designer L's Wacky Randventure! 55.0 9.2
I wanna kill the 3sweepor 60.0 9.0
I wanna be the hollow 70.0 9.3
I Wanna Fill in the Blanks 2 45.0 9.5
I wanna Helltake 55.0 8.8
Cookie Temptation 55.0 9.0
I Wanna Be The Guy Remastered 50.0 10.0
Panasonic Bluray 51.0 9.5
I wanna Burnmind 56.0 9.0
I Wanna Be The Caretaker 45.0 9.5
Full Techno Jackass 57.0 9.2
I Wanna Escape The Manor 60.0 10.0
I wanna be the Cocktail 41.0 9.0
I Wanna Save the Ship 54.0 9.4
I Wanna Escape Heavenly Host 43.0 10.0
The Kid's Collectible Christmas 50.0 9.0
I wanna be a Big Shot 57.0 9.5
I Wanna be the AIW 56.0 9.1
Chungo's Gauntlet 30.0 10.0
I wanna eat the worm 50.0 8.5
I wanna know what's in my Desktop 30.0 9.5
I wanna Freezemind 59.0 10.0
I Wanna Take A Little Trip 50.0 9.0
I Wanna MedlMedlMedl 55.0 9.0
I wanna Zap the Mas 40.0 9.0
DIRDKILL 45.0 9.5
Crusher's Curse 35.0 9.0
BONK: An Interactive Exposition 59.0 9.8
I Wanna Escape From Ed Sheeran's Shack of Jortcunk 20.0 9.0
I Wanna Escape Into My Mind 45.0 10.0
I Wanna Go For Another Ride 45.0 9.5
I Wanna Go The Twourney 60.0 9.0
I wanna gain the ability N/A N/A
User's clear list is empty!