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Hi, I'm Jopagu. She/They pronouns please :)

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I Wanna Be The Guy Remastered 50.0 10.0
I Wanna Escape Heavenly Host 43.0 10.0
I Wanna Escape The Manor 60.0 10.0
I Wanna Cute Jump! 75.0 10.0
I Wanna be the Vandal 70.0 10.0
I wanna Freezemind 59.0 10.0
I wanna be the Steak Temple 52.0 10.0
I Wanna Escape Into My Mind 45.0 10.0
Chungo's Gauntlet 30.0 10.0
BONK: An Interactive Exposition 59.0 9.8
I wanna Figure 81.0 9.8
Panasonic Bluray 51.0 9.5
DIRDKILL 45.0 9.5
I wanna be a Big Shot 57.0 9.5
XIFT 60.0 9.5
I wanna spread my wings 35.0 9.5
Not Another VVVVVV Game 55.0 9.5
I Wanna Kill the Kermit 3 78.0 9.5
I Wanna Fill in the Blanks 2 45.0 9.5
I Wanna Go For Another Ride 45.0 9.5
I Wanna Be The Caretaker 45.0 9.5
I wanna know what's in my Desktop 30.0 9.5
I Wanna Save the Ship 54.0 9.4
I wanna be the hollow 70.0 9.3
Designer L's Wacky Randventure! 55.0 9.2
Full Techno Jackass 57.0 9.2
I Wanna be the AIW 56.0 9.1
indigo needle 35.0 9.1
I wanna kill the 3sweepor 60.0 9.0
I Wanna Augment the Loon's Noodle 60.0 9.0
I wanna Burnmind 56.0 9.0
I Wanna Escape From Ed Sheeran's Shack of Jortcunk 20.0 9.0
I Wanna Go The Twourney 60.0 9.0
The Kid's Collectible Christmas 50.0 9.0
I Wanna Take A Little Trip 50.0 9.0
VoVoVo 60.0 9.0
I wanna run the Marathon 50.0 9.0
I wanna be Abducted 56.0 9.0
I wanna be the Normal human! 3 48.0 9.0
I Wanna MedlMedlMedl 55.0 9.0
I wanna be the Clotho 47.0 9.0
I wanna fa trap 2 28.0 9.0
I wanna be the Cocktail 41.0 9.0
I wanna Zap the Mas 40.0 9.0
I wanna travel alone 51.0 9.0
Cookie Temptation 55.0 9.0
Aiwanna Academia 63.0 9.0
I Wanna Defeat The Eater Of Dreams 23.0 9.0
Crusher's Curse 35.0 9.0
I wanna Walpurgis 44.0 9.0
I Wanna Sertraline 49.0 8.9
How the Gimmick Stole Christmas 45.0 8.8
I wanna stop the Heart Beats 60.0 8.8
I wanna be the Aisaka 43.0 8.8
I wanna be the Tethys 60.0 8.8
I wanna kill the Kermit 2 74.0 8.8
I wanna be the Krypton 54.0 8.8
I wanna Helltake 55.0 8.8
I Wanna Climb The Snowy Tower 35.0 8.8
I wanna be the Machinary 25.0 8.7
I wanna defeat the Snowman 55.0 8.7
I want 59.0 8.7
I Wanna Disconnect 75.0 8.7
I wanna be the Octophobia 26.0 8.7
I Wanna Ascend The Christmas Tree 55.0 8.6
It's Not Needle! 35.0 8.6
I wanna Reach the Exit 3 58.0 8.6
I wanna craft in space!! 35.0 8.5
うわっ!しまった!!アイワナだっ! 48.0 8.5
I wanna be the orbit trap 3 40.0 8.5
I wanna Happiness Rabbit 50.0 8.5
I wanna be the Graverobber 33.0 8.5
I wanna be the Flyingspike 50.0 8.5
I wanna be the Blizzard 45.0 8.5
Spherical I Wanna 25.0 8.5
I Want To Play A Game 15.0 8.5
I wanna go the Ocean Wetventure 61.0 8.5
I wanna be the Math Major 2 60.0 8.5
I wanna be the 3lt@s4x9uo 45.0 8.5
I wanna uplift the needle 48.0 8.5
I Wanna Usurp the Celestial Jump 50.0 8.5
I wanna have an adventure with sister 35.0 8.5
I Wanna Be The Dreamroamer 35.0 8.5
I Wanna End My Growth 32.0 8.5
I Wanna Power 51.0 8.5
I wanna be the Neon 2 47.0 8.5
I wanna eat the worm 50.0 8.5
I wanna arrive the Ambitious 36.0 8.5
I Wanna Catch the Clown 55.0 8.5
I wanna Jerryfish 20.0 8.5
Shiz Nits 49.0 8.5
I wanna Can't Stop 30.0 8.5
I wanna Kill the Sacred C3 2 19.0 8.5
NUCLEAR PHYSICIST 62.0 8.5
I wanna delete the Huge Bug 48.0 8.5
I Wanna Be Doing The Laundry With Geezer 35.0 8.5
I wanna Thank You Thenewgeezer 62.0 8.5
I Wanna Look Inside 57.0 8.4
I Wanna be the Scapegoat 60.0 8.4
I wanna be the Orbit 70.0 8.4
I wanna let my balloons go 50.0 8.3
In Search Of More Dangerous Toys 55.0 8.3
I wanna feed Your Escapism 48.0 8.3
I wanna go the Jungle Adventure 63.0 8.2
I wanna go the Spook House 32.0 8.2
I Wanna Develop An Appreciation For Music 41.0 8.2
I Wanna Get The Coins 49.0 8.2
I Wanna Temporal Spire 43.0 8.2
3 Traps in 1 room 25.0 8.2
SilentNight,Happybirthday! 55.0 8.2
I wanna be the 3200min 45.0 8.1
Kid Tales - The Legend of Brom 0.0 8.1
I wanna colorize the needle 52.0 8.1
I Wanna Be The Hungrytag 45.0 8.1
Iwanna Vibe 28.0 8.1
I wanna be the Strongest Fairy 30.0 8.0
I Wanna Take You Into The Mind Of Someone Making A Game For galaxii 25.0 8.0
EchoVision 30.0 8.0
I Wanna Give Chatran a Present! 42.0 8.0
Honyarara 55.0 8.0
I wanna escape the Western house 43.0 8.0
I Wanna Fine-House 40.0 8.0
I Wanna — 55.0 8.0
I wanna be the Little runner 31.0 8.0
I wanna series Mixture relay 4 50.0 8.0
A Minimal Adventure 38.0 8.0
I wanna be the Tegliem 35.0 8.0
I wanna CUBETECH 40.0 8.0
asasfeagbhvawqbqreb 40.0 8.0
I wanna play a heartfelt melody 35.0 8.0
I wanna be the Crimson 75.0 8.0
I Wanna Travel the Night 45.0 8.0
I Wanna be the Kid Escape 5.0 8.0
I wanna be the SSR2 78.0 8.0
I wanna be the Arcfox Needle 69.0 8.0
I Want To Fit In 57.0 8.0
We Live Under The Stairs 20.0 8.0
I wanna be the Catharsis 65.0 8.0
Wake up 40.0 8.0
I wanna be the Nyx 50.0 8.0
I wanna reach Heaven 59.0 8.0
I wanna go the Trap Way 3 45.0 8.0
I wanna wanna 19.0 8.0
I Wanna Tell The World v1.1 (REMAKE. ver) 20.0 8.0
I Wanna Float In The Darkness 55.0 8.0
Bygones 40.0 8.0
I wanna SlimeTrap 40.0 8.0
I Want to Meet Miki 50.0 8.0
I wanna be the Red coin mania IIDX 2 Praxia 40.0 8.0
I wanna needle needle needle spike spike spike 30.0 8.0
I Wanna WandWandWand 35.0 8.0
I wanna fall into the snow 52.0 8.0
I wanna be the Ultimate Gravity 60.0 8.0
I wanna enjoy the Galvanized Peppermint Dandy 54.0 8.0
I don't wanna black art 27.0 8.0
I Wanna Quell 28.0 8.0
The Day Thereafter 30.0 7.8
I wanna find my presents 45.0 7.8
I Wanna Find A Test Player 10.0 7.8
I wanna be the rushed creation 50.0 7.8
I wanna defeat the Villains 34.0 7.7
Mauri Climbs a Mountain 55.0 7.7
I wanna Love the Winter 2 25.0 7.7
I wanna get the Rainbow feather 30.0 7.7
I wanna eat the lemon 25.0 7.7
I wanna climb the Witch's Tower 64.0 7.7
I wanna whisper in mirror 60.0 7.7
I wanna be the Ocean Princess 65.0 7.6
I wanna best the 50 floors 56.0 7.6
Jason's Journey 50.0 7.6
The Kid's Whimsical Adventure! 46.0 7.6
Yuletide Derange 61.0 7.6
I wanna Relax with Needle N/A 7.6
I Wanna Stop her Slaughter 45.0 7.6
Untitled40 45.0 7.6
I wanna clear the Easy Miku 2 30.0 7.5
I wanna be the White Dot 33.0 7.5
I wanna brake the Eight beelzebubs 60.0 7.5
ProMethium 51.0 7.5
I wanna one attack in soul easy 30.0 7.5
For my Valentine 35.0 7.5
I wanna be the IWD spike 30.0 7.5
Solnyshko 33.0 7.5
I Wanna Rely The Needle 4.2 31.0 7.5
I Wanna Escape My Dungeon 45.0 7.5
I Wanna Fleeting Pink 35.0 7.5
I wanna be the Aura 28.0 7.5
ま゛ 10.0 7.5
I wanna kill the 2sweepor 55.0 7.5
I wanna CoinStack 1000 60.0 7.5
I wanna be the knight in shining armor 41.0 7.5
I wanna sniff it 50.0 7.5
I wanna relieve constipation 30.0 7.5
Needle needle 52.0 7.5
I Wanna Take the L 54.0 7.5
I wanna best the needle 3 43.0 7.5
I Wanna Eclipse 57.0 7.5
I wanna Aurum 45.0 7.5
I Wanna Be The CBT 40.0 7.5
I Wanna Wave 35.0 7.5
I wanna play with Dangerous Toys 38.0 7.5
I Wanna Pamper that Amber Glamour 45.0 7.5
Funky Fumo Party 45.0 7.5
I wanna M 53.0 7.5
Stars 30.0 7.5
I wanna be the Kaenbyou 3 22.0 7.5
I wanna break more traps 2 42.0 7.5
I wanna E7N 40.0 7.5
I wanna randrandrand 50.0 7.5
I wanna escape the mansion 34.0 7.5
I wanna purify 4 47.0 7.5
Draw my Guy FGM Edition 35.0 7.5
I Wanna Reach the Exit 2! 47.0 7.5
I wanna gameover 50.0 7.3
I wanna bigger penis 48.0 7.3
I cannot but go ahead through the way of the starlit sky 24.0 7.3
I wanna be the Lucien Needle 36.0 7.3
I wanna be the Mars 60.0 7.3
I wanna Happy Mid-autumn Festival 40.0 7.3
I wanna be the Kaenbyou 2 21.0 7.3
Thanks for 2015!! 25.0 7.2
I wanna retort 39.0 7.2
I wanna Challenge you 52.0 7.2
I Wanna Be the Hades 70.0 7.2
I wanna be the Nurse 42.0 7.2
I wanna qowulu 100 35.0 7.2
I Wanna Uhuhu Spike 2 50.0 7.2
Strawberry needle 48.0 7.2
I Wanna be Pat's Secret Santa 35.0 7.2
I wanna be with you 35.0 7.1
I wanna suspend in the sky 2 45.0 7.1
I want to freeze the you 48.0 7.1
I wanna Reforge 30.0 7.0
I wanna be the Prismocean 48.0 7.0
I Wanna Appreciate the Wolf's Enthusiasm 64.0 7.0
I wanna Arcana of the Tarot 65.0 7.0
I Wanna Be The I Wanna Star 4 62.0 7.0
Valder fields 39.0 7.0
Competitive tower climbing 66.0 7.0
I wanna stop the Simulation 55.0 7.0
Heaven Needle 44.0 7.0
I wanna Stay Away From Hardship 9 30.0 7.0
Sunny day 32.0 7.0
I Wanna Escape The Haunted Mansion 50.0 7.0
I wanna Limitless 33.0 7.0
I wanna seek the takenoko 44.0 7.0
I wanna best the needle 2 53.0 7.0
I wanna be the Kaenbyou 20.0 7.0
I wanna be Fed up with path ;w; 26.0 7.0
I wanna be the Phallophobia 52.0 7.0
I wanna be the lovely ⑨ 45.0 7.0
I wanna be the ア 45.0 7.0
I wanna be the Avoider 20.0 7.0
I wanna L 70.0 7.0
I wanna destroy the mercury 45.0 7.0
I wanna make the Novelty Ⅱ 48.0 7.0
I wanna be the Amethyst 37.0 7.0
I wanna deride Kotaro- from aslant 35.0 7.0
I wanna be the aq spike 58.0 7.0
I Wanna Get Cultured 2 71.0 7.0
I wanna clear 50 neon floors 55.0 7.0
I wanna kill the minesweepor 50.0 7.0
I destroy imagination Game of the needle 38.0 7.0
I wanna qoqoqo origin 35.0 7.0
I Wanna Defeat the Discord Makers Kela Side 2 55.0 7.0
I wanna eat the Rori Girl 25.0 7.0
I wanna Twist and Turn 65.0 7.0
Chill Needle 36.0 7.0
I wanna be the Hapiiness! 35.0 6.9
I wanna Olympic 47.0 6.9
I wanna deliver a Letter 47.0 6.9
I wanna be the 8possible(一般公開版) 26.0 6.8
I Wanna p!mp!n Needle 47.0 6.8
I wanna eat the Mysterious xob 34.0 6.8
Iwanna Glacial 30.0 6.8
I Wanna be the Zeus 60.0 6.8
I wanna Remember my lovely Cat 35.0 6.7
I wanna conquer the blow game 3 33.0 6.7
I wanna be United 31.0 6.6
I wanna be the MU-GEEEEEEEEE 30.0 6.6
I wanna stop the Time 40.0 6.6
I wanna be the Justice 70.0 6.5
Best bye to the silent present 52.0 6.5
A written challenge from Death 38.0 6.5
I Wanna Defeat the Discord Makers: FM Side 64.0 6.5
I wanna be the Strong spike3 Last Edition 55.0 6.5
P.M.P 1 37.0 6.5
I wanna be the Umbrella 25.0 6.5
Straight Outta Compton 35.0 6.5
I Wanna Go Camping 50.0 6.5
I wanna get used to Needle Game 31.0 6.5
I wanna 15 cooking methods of AnChun 25.0 6.5
I wanna revolve the moai statue 25.0 6.5
I wanna beat the junk needle 3 38.0 6.5
I wanna rely the Needle 4 40.0 6.5
I wanna be the Sapphire 45.0 6.5
I wanna P 52.0 6.5
I Wanna Crash The Crates 25.0 6.5
I wanna play the Easy game!!! 45.0 6.5
I wanna be the Nostalgie 35.0 6.5
I wanna Breathing 60.0 6.5
I Wanna Wish Kiyoshi Merry Christmas 55.0 6.5
I wanna travel the needle world 45.0 6.5
save the sun 25.0 6.5
I wanna be the New 52.0 6.4
Ides of Noel 57.0 6.4
I wanna Outbreak 55.0 6.3
I wanna ↔ 53.0 6.3
I wanna Cigarette 36.0 6.3
I wanna Jumping Heart 38.0 6.3
Way of a needle following forever 61.0 6.0
I wanna be the 1×1 45.0 6.0
Egg 15.0 6.0
I Wanna Graduate From Beginners 30.0 6.0
~(=^¥⨎Ö¥^)⨎Õ 47.0 6.0
I wanna be the Flower frozen 30.0 6.0
I wanna be the Animus 27.0 6.0
I Wanna Find My Butthole 55.0 6.0
Guy Wanna The Be I Fangame 30.0 6.0
I Wanna Super F - Variety Stream Package 45.0 6.0
I wanna kill the 2doku 63.0 6.0
The Great & Powerful Beginner 24.0 6.0
When The Spikes Cry 40.0 6.0
I wanna be the Flash 41.0 6.0
I wanna be the AutumnWater spike 40.0 6.0
I wanna kickass Dr.Cherry 41.0 6.0
I wanna Athletic needles 50.0 6.0
I wanna be the Promin 59.0 6.0
I wanna Keep Celebrating for Xia 24.0 6.0
Is The Order An I wanna ? 35.0 6.0
I wanna be the OW 51.0 6.0
I wanna help the Fairy tale 25.0 6.0
I wanna Find Gold 40.0 6.0
I wanna type well 27.0 6.0
I wanna be the NMN II 56.0 6.0
I wanna be the Gap2 35.0 6.0
I wanna be the Gus Needle 32.0 6.0
I wanna use the Eight weapons!! 42.0 5.8
I wanna eat the ER 33.0 5.8
I wanna keep on dancing 2 37.0 5.7
I wanna be the Salt 45.0 5.5
I wanted to make the Sprites 50.0 5.5
I wanna be the Addiction 30.0 5.5
I wanna be the Four seasons 48.0 5.5
I wanna be the present for you 2 45.0 5.5
I wanna more beautiful and delicious 34.0 5.5
I wanna be the あびゃ~。 45.0 5.5
I wanna Bye Bye spike2 42.0 5.3
I wanna be the Platinum 20.0 5.2
I wanna smile away 40.0 5.0
I wanna challenge 100 trials!! 31.0 5.0
I wanna escape Endless Nightmare 30.0 5.0
I Wanna Be the Piyopiyo Trap 40.0 5.0
I wanna be the My heart goes on 5.0 5.0
I wanna be the Gate jump 5.0 5.0
I wanna N 44.0 5.0
I wanna BOMB the Summer Holiday 30.0 5.0
I wanna challenge Kamirin 50.0 5.0
New Mini Kongkongi's Adventure 33.0 5.0
Summer Feast Needle Bliss 70.0 5.0
I wanna 打打打打打打打打打打 58.0 5.0
I Wanna Kill The Last Boss 55.0 5.0
I wanna jump with panda 33.0 5.0
I wanna be the Haru 37.0 5.0
I wanna Wednesday 50.0 5.0
I Wanna Kill the Sudoku 60.0 5.0
I wanna be the ORE TUEEEEE!!! 6.0 5.0
Wish me luck 2 30.0 5.0
I wanna Exit from Here 40.0 4.7
I wanna escape the Room3 30.0 4.5
I wanna be the Partysu II 54.0 4.5
I wanna be the PIZZA 25.0 4.5
I wanna fa newnew 20.0 4.5
I wanna clear the Easy Miku 35.0 4.5
I wanna QoQoQo 57.0 4.5
chrimbuschampion_secretsanta_gaming 20.0 4.0
I wanna be the Forehead 60.0 4.0
I wanna be the Incimex 60.0 4.0
I wanna be the Takeda 35.0 4.0
I Wanna LoveSpike 36.0 4.0
I wanna break through Seven trials 72.0 4.0
I wannyaaaaaaaaaa 45.0 4.0
I wanna be the Scare 65.0 4.0
I wanna see the Barrage 0.0 4.0
I wanna be the Violet Gear 56.0 3.7
I wanna PESC 0.0 3.5
I wanna kill the Maker 62.0 3.5
I wanna be the Party 40.0 3.5
I wanna be the 暇つぶしに作った配置ゲー 55.0 3.5
I wanna be the 木ノ下 34.0 3.0
I wanna be the Nautical Pickle 45.0 3.0
I Wanna Scroll My Mousewheel Downwards 3 - Scroll with a Vengeance 55.0 3.0
I wanna go the Floatkid 39.0 2.8
You Suffer 15.0 1.5
I wanna bounce around in funny land 0.0 1.5
I wanna be the Impossible quiz 25.0 1.5
I wanna be the weird game - Demo 31.0 1.5
I wanna shove a leek up my 1.0 1.0
I wanna go the Magical journey 0.0 1.0
I wanna boring unimaginative needle 60.0 1.0
I wanna be the Wednesday おヴぇ 1.0 0.7
I Wanna Be WannaBe 0.0 0.5
I wanna break break 1.0 0.5
I wanna be the Story 60.0 0.5
IWANNAZONE 1.0 0.5
I wanna be the 圧迫面接 1.0 0.5
I WANNA WALK 1.0 0.3
I wanna H5 1.0 0.2
Boshy 2 20.0 0.0
I wanna close the World 64.0 0.0
I wanna Walk Out In The Morning Dew 85.0 0.0
I Wanna My Girlfriend Play Fangame 15.0 N/A
I Wanna Free the Fortress 60.0 N/A
I wanna be the Fangame! 45.0 N/A
Shortventure 3 - Resources N/A N/A
I Wanna [Expunged] the [Expunged] 10.0 N/A
The "Needle" 55.0 N/A

415 Reviews

Jopagu
For: I want to freeze the you
Fun needle that's good enough to play. I really like the snowflake designs for the spikes, though they're a bit bright. The warp design blends in a bit too much, but otherwise all the visuals are good (cat saves cute). The needle itself is fun, nothing really generic, but nothing super out there either. Spikes only so movements are constrained vs needle with jtool gimmicks. But ultimately is short, and fun, so give it a whirl.

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Rating: 7.1 71       Difficulty: 48 48
Jul 17, 2022
Jopagu
For: I Wanna Sertraline
A fantastic Tethys-like that deviates from that game in key ways. Notably, the use of jtool gimmicks adds a lot. The needle here is much more fun than Tethys, trading the cramped awkward jumps for fun, unique movements. A lot of the jumps feel very distinct, and they're designed well enough to carry the same visual weight with spike designs as Tethys. Additionally, this game deviates by having 3 stages instead of 2. This is cool, I liked having more, and it helped progress the themes.

Thematically, this game is about death, with a lot of religious iconography in the block designs, and stage 2's church background. I like how it conveys a journey to heaven, but I felt like the themes were weaker than in Tethys. The title felt disconnected, making a pun off of Dopamine rather than a thematically resonant title. The clear screen was a disappointment, as it's not very special, especially in comparison to Tethys's haunting image. This is very much a personal opinion, but I felt this game didn't resonate with me as much artistically. However, it's still very fun needle, and I'd recommend it.

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Rating: 8.9 89       Difficulty: 49 49
Jul 17, 2022
Jopagu
For: I Wanna Uhuhu Spike 2
The Uhuhu series is a classic, influential series of needle games. The visuals and music are bangers to this day, and few things top the upbeat atmosphere. It's hard to play needle for long without seeing the iconic Uhuhu visuals, making it a definitive piece of history.

Like all older needle games, the style is very unique, lacking the polish of modern games. Things like save placement and block formations weren't as codified, and in Uhuhu this creates saves that are maybe more awkward than cleaner needle, but make up for it in uniqueness. One save, the hardest in the game for me, features hollow lumps of minispikes, which is a very distinct needle formation that I liked seeing.

The save balance is awkward, and many saves are just hard due to named jumps that aren't very interesting. However, the game also does well creating tense saves, such as a save that requires jumping up a few times to get to the single jump of the save, or saves that use repeated easy jumps before a tricky named jump. Not everyone enjoys this kind of design, but I like what it adds, and it's not every save.

The game also has an iconic drop that's several screens long and has a cruel 16px. This is probably a controversial design choice, but I really like it, and it remains memorable due to this. Overall, the game is lacking a lot, and filled with awkward difficulty. But like many old needle games, it has some interesting things that you just don't see these days. I really do think this game is worth playing, if even just to see a piece of needle history.

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Rating: 7.2 72       Difficulty: 50 50
Jul 17, 2022
Jopagu
For: I Wanna be the AIW
What a phenomenal game. PhgQED set out to imitate Tethys, and did so really well. AIW is the best kind of "x-like" game, where it uses much of the style from the original, but deviates in significant ways that create a unique feel. AIW is very much its own game, and it's very much a Phg game. One of the places this is most prominent is in the incorporation of apples. They're used as decorative elements, in one notable screen dividing the screen into regions, and they're also used to create interesting jumps, that make this game stand out from other pure needle. The inclusion of rarely seen elements like apple walks definitely contributes to the uniquity of this game. Other aspects feel like Phg needle, but they're more nebulous so I'll just let you see for yourself. One final note here, Phg composed the music for this game themself, which is an incredible achievement, and he displays mastery of composition by creating very Dopamine feeling music that contributes to the themes of the game, something that's super hard to do.

The game itself is really fun. I personally found that this is a more enjoyable game than Tethys, which contributes to its higher rating, even though I think there are other things Tethys did better. The needle is more distinct, and there are fewer annoying tight jumps. This connects to my interpretation of the themes, but it also just makes for a better flowing experience. There is some imbalance between saves, but it's frankly not very egregious, and nothing felt significantly different from its surroundings. The screens use a lot of different layouts and block/spike designs, creating diverse and memorable screens. The jumps also flow really well, and saves are good lengths. The game isn't afraid to have a longer save followed by a single jump save, and that works well for avoiding awkward saves.

That's it on the gameplay, but I want to spend some time analyzing the themes. According to the readme, AIW is a word referring to life force, and eternity. To me, this is immediately evocative of divinity. And given that it is a proto-Indo-European word, this is an ancient divinity. A God that's watched over this world as since the first amoeba emerged from the primordial sludge. A god to whom the life of a human is but a fleeting moment. The first stage approaches one way of reaching this god, through death and bloodshed. It's hidden behind the blocks and the spotlight, but the background here is a bloody scene, with swords impaled into vague gore. Death is the end of vitality, and the beginning of eternity. So it's no surprise it's used to evoke AIW, while giving a nod to the liminality that's so heavy in Tethys. There's a lot of cool stuff in this stage, but I want to mention one specific screen, that has you travelling between pillars of blocks. To me, this conjured images of trees. Specifically ancient trees, like great redwoods. These trees tower over mankind, and care not for our passing. Our blood spills on their roots and it matters not. In a lot of modern fantasy media, and classical mythology, trees have a place as divine beings, notably the World Tree Yggdrasil. The image I had of these massive tree very much felt like a meeting with the divine.

The second stage is another way to approach a god, through altered states of consciousness. Many cultures throughout history used these to commune with divinity, through drugs, starvation, lack of sleep, and more. The second stage's tileset uses rainbow spinning visuals to create a trippy drug-like feeling, like you're using an altered state of consciousness to commune with the eternal. The background is a barely there image, fading in and out of view. It creates the feeling like you're seeing God at the edge of your vision. It's a transcendent experience, but one that you can't fully see, and that can't be put into words. The game captures this feeling really well, and it was something special to play through.

As for the things Tethys does a bit better, the first is the mid screen. The one in AIW isn't very memorable, and just uses an apple jump that's not very unique. It's still a thematic experience, but the one in Tethys feels very special, and resonates much more. Secondly, the clear screen. AIW's clear screen is very good, but the visuals are a bit lacking. I love the music, and how there's a haunting melody that kicks in only if you linger on the clear screen, which I was motivated to do by how thought provoking the game was. However, Tethys uses a specific image, that's one of the single most memorable images I've seen in fangames. It's legitimately haunting, emotionally evocative, and thematically resonant. I don't think AIW does a bad job here, but the one in Tethys is just such an incredible thing, it's impossible to beat.

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Jopagu
For: ProMethium
Cool 3x2 maze, similar to the area ends in QoQoQo 300. The game is pretty focused on precision, and relatively short saves. There are a couple awkward jumps, like a forced 1/2f early on. However, the game uses vines and water well to create interesting pathing, and this kind of maze is always cool to see.

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